FIGGIN [16 Sept 19] Phil is now a "cervine furry" - Deer me!
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I'd bet money that the Vodka Ogre pawned it for some quick cash on his way out the door. If not, though, it was one of the things that was left behind and was sold by the landlord to pay a fraction of the costs of cleaning Phil's filthy tard hole. Either way it went to a pawn shop and then to who knows where.
At least it didn't die by touching Phil's unwashed ass.
I don't know, I can imagine Phil sitting on the bike pretending to ride it like the world's fattest, oldest toddler, maybe even making some dumb sound effects until Toren laughed at him (or told him to shut the fuck up).
Phil converted it to an stationary exercycle and did twirled his ass on it. There was a video but it went down with Vidme.
But propeller hats are cool. Phil isn't.
That's a good name for his stink-ditch.
Are furries known for their capacity to nurture? I thought they were just a bunch of horny nerds who saw Disney's Robin Hood growing up.
The only thing Phil has ever nurtured is a bacterial infection.
Furries love drama.
Phil is a massive source of it.
Phil' however, is dirt poor. If he's looking to produce a fursona, i.e. art, either he's gonna have to save up, draw his own or beg for free art. Most of the more prolific artists despise getting begs for art and will sic their rabid fans on beggars.
And there's just no way he can afford a full fursuit. Even the cheapest ones, just hands, feet and a head, will run him up to 500$ and that's basically a fortune.
He'd fit right in with the fursuits, though, what with the rancid, unwashed costumes.
Phil is a massive source of it.
Phil' however, is dirt poor. If he's looking to produce a fursona, i.e. art, either he's gonna have to save up, draw his own or beg for free art. Most of the more prolific artists despise getting begs for art and will sic their rabid fans on beggars.
And there's just no way he can afford a full fursuit. Even the cheapest ones, just hands, feet and a head, will run him up to 500$ and that's basically a fortune.
He'd fit right in with the fursuits, though, what with the rancid, unwashed costumes.
Phil is a self-sufficient antifa super soldier, he'll just make his own fursuit from empty pizza boxes
"Also i have been denied for too long my capacity to nurture."
Christ, Phil, what are you planning? Absolutely no adoption agency is going to let you have a kid (not that any orphan would want to go with you). Pretty sure most pet stores would deny you the sale of even a goldfish, too.
It comes down to two possibilities:
1. He's going to incorporate his BDSM bullshit into this and look for someone to be his "child" for sexual pleasure.
2. He's going to try to get pregnant.
Christ, Phil, what are you planning? Absolutely no adoption agency is going to let you have a kid (not that any orphan would want to go with you). Pretty sure most pet stores would deny you the sale of even a goldfish, too.
It comes down to two possibilities:
1. He's going to incorporate his BDSM bullshit into this and look for someone to be his "child" for sexual pleasure.
2. He's going to try to get pregnant.
He can't even look after himself, let alone another life form.
3. He's decided the bacterial cultures in his festering stink ditch are a pet.
Does he still have that civilization of pin worms dwelling in his gut?
They achieved technological superiority and left en masse to find a less disgusting host.
Nah, they're probably breathing a sigh of relief that they no longer have to deal with his spastic ass.
They probably have no idea what he's up to nowadays. If I were Phil's disabled mother and he punched me over not giving him money I'd never want to hear the name Philip again.
Did Philth ever say where the deer plush came from? I feel like he found it abandoned in the broom closet that is his new HQ and, like a true tard, began obsessing over it to the point he wants to make it his fursona.
She's a keeper for that insight alone.
I like the way that woman thinks, friend. Way to hit the issue right on the head and lowblow/shame the tards at the same time!
She's a keeper for that insight alone.
I have a strong hunch that Phil is basically using his deer plush like Cartman uses his dolls and plushies in South Park: to have the perfect friend, one who will only ever say good things and never call you a fat re.tard.
Phil in a high, squeaky deer voice: "Izzy Hell, you're so cool! You're my best friend! I just love how you make all the fascist Proud Boys and Kiwis quake in their boots! I wish I could be a badass Antifa super soldier, just like you! You're so cool!"
Phil in his normal voice: "Meow."
Phil in a high, squeaky deer voice: "Izzy Hell, you're so cool! You're my best friend! I just love how you make all the fascist Proud Boys and Kiwis quake in their boots! I wish I could be a badass Antifa super soldier, just like you! You're so cool!"
Phil in his normal voice: "Meow."
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