He already had Xochi and twelve other headmates.
FIGGIN [16 Sept 19] Phil is now a "cervine furry" - Deer me!
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They only pretended to like him, then they abandoned him for a more interesting mind to inhabit.
You forgot the part where the deer plush says he’s more of a woman than Christine and kisses him.
What. The. Hell
Did Phil realize he became boring and this is a ploy to make us pay more attention to him? Sad.
I don't think he's capable of that level of self-awareness.
I don't think Phil is capable of ANY level of self-awareness. The only time he exhibits anything close to resembling self-awareness is when we mock him for certain things (his beaver teeth, his obesity, his piggy face, his Fetal Alcohol tard eyes, etc.), and even then when he tries to do anything about it, it's to hopefully get us to stop making fun of him for it. But it's never anything of his own volition.
It's not as if they had much choice. Most people can't accommodate a headmate, much less 13 of them, because that thingee called "brain" tends to get in the way.
Hey man, we don’t know if “Unnamed Latinx #2” is still around or not. For all we know they’re still drinking Modelo and and doing yard work in Australatina while Phil is out bashing the Fash!
I hear Jingles is now CEO of an up-and-coming investment firm.
Good for him man, good for him.
What Phil is exhibiting at those times is stimulus-response. He assumes (mostly correctly) that if we point out something he does, it's something to be mocked. This is true because literally everything Phil does is worthy of mockery, and Kiwis aren't making any great discoveries by noticing that. But, if we were to point out that Phil does completely normal things (breathe air, walk on two feet) Phil would be unable to see the distinction, and would likely go to absurd lengths to disprove us. Not because he understands why we point out his quirks, but because he assumes because we do, we're wrong and bad.
Phil's failures in life can be summed up by him assuming everyone is his enemy, when that is simply not the case. He has turned away insane amounts of genuine help just so he can look "tough" to his inner self.
How masculine of him.
Couldn't agree more. It's interesting how Phil views all of society and damn-near every person as his enemy, because the only real enemy that Phil has is Phil himself.
That would have been much less horrible, had I not been stupid enough to download the zoosadism.zip archive and open one of the videos at random, and it was of a deer, completely tied down and tranked out with the filmmaker pushing his boner in and out of the deer's mouth. I stopped the video and deleted the archive in shame, it was so severely fucked up. And of course, the memory stays with me and leaps out of my subconcious every time I read a story like that.
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Honestly I'm more surprised he knows the word cervine refers to deer. Its not exactly like he has a good vocabulary, or even decent reading comprehension skills. My guess is he got it from whatever website he developed his newfound furry fetish from. It does seem like something that community would know, and Phil likes to copy, or perhaps more accurately fetishize, whatever weird deviant corner of the internet he finds himself in.
Does anyone know what's up with that reindeer plushie he's been displaying in his pictures lately? Obviously it's tied in with his newly claimed furry identity, but what's the deal with it? Did one of his social justice warrior friends give it to him or something? That would explain the almost fetishistic devotion he seems to attach to it. As near as I can tell, some dumb twat said it was "cute" and he decided to start running with it. Kind of like his whole "meowing" thing. He thinks he's cute and not a fat middle aged loser covered in shitty tattoos. I know autism can cause someone to struggle with their appearance, but Phil goes well beyond that and into deeper realms of delusion. I can't recall him ever mentioning deer before. The closest I can come up with is that its either used as a mascot or logo for something in Portland that he associates with Antifa/social justice/environmentalism/Japan/etc or it somehow just represents "the woods" to him.
I'm pretty sure Phil has dabbled with furry fandom before, but I can't seem to find any pics or documentation, beyond the infamous "bondage walrus" picture, and that was really just an unfortunate resemblance on his part due to having a natural layer of blubber insulating him for winter. Its kind of funny because furries have largely declined on the internet. They're not all that "shocking" or "edgy," and a lot of the people Phil wants to ingratiate himself to have migrated from being furries and weebs to being SJWs instead. Indeed, they're rather embarrassed by their past as internet weirdos. Well... a different breed of internet weirdos at any rate. Still it is rather funny considering how many of the furries and "otherkin" went on to Tumblr and became troons when that became the new hotness. If anything Phil is all too eager to fit in with whatever he perceives as "youth culture," but lately he's been regressing back to what he knew when he was a special ed teenager or college student. I'm half surprised Phil hasn't donned his Naruto headband recently.
Given Phil's weird right wing leanings, deep-seated racism against darker skin folks, and love of authoritarian imagery, how much longer does everyone think it will be before he gets into the whole Nazi furry subculture?
Does anyone know what's up with that reindeer plushie he's been displaying in his pictures lately? Obviously it's tied in with his newly claimed furry identity, but what's the deal with it? Did one of his social justice warrior friends give it to him or something? That would explain the almost fetishistic devotion he seems to attach to it. As near as I can tell, some dumb twat said it was "cute" and he decided to start running with it. Kind of like his whole "meowing" thing. He thinks he's cute and not a fat middle aged loser covered in shitty tattoos. I know autism can cause someone to struggle with their appearance, but Phil goes well beyond that and into deeper realms of delusion. I can't recall him ever mentioning deer before. The closest I can come up with is that its either used as a mascot or logo for something in Portland that he associates with Antifa/social justice/environmentalism/Japan/etc or it somehow just represents "the woods" to him.
I'm pretty sure Phil has dabbled with furry fandom before, but I can't seem to find any pics or documentation, beyond the infamous "bondage walrus" picture, and that was really just an unfortunate resemblance on his part due to having a natural layer of blubber insulating him for winter. Its kind of funny because furries have largely declined on the internet. They're not all that "shocking" or "edgy," and a lot of the people Phil wants to ingratiate himself to have migrated from being furries and weebs to being SJWs instead. Indeed, they're rather embarrassed by their past as internet weirdos. Well... a different breed of internet weirdos at any rate. Still it is rather funny considering how many of the furries and "otherkin" went on to Tumblr and became troons when that became the new hotness. If anything Phil is all too eager to fit in with whatever he perceives as "youth culture," but lately he's been regressing back to what he knew when he was a special ed teenager or college student. I'm half surprised Phil hasn't donned his Naruto headband recently.
Given Phil's weird right wing leanings, deep-seated racism against darker skin folks, and love of authoritarian imagery, how much longer does everyone think it will be before he gets into the whole Nazi furry subculture?
SJWs have also invaded furrydom and, amazingly, made it even worse. People like Phil turning into furries naturally follows from his mindless adoption of anything currently being adopted by the people he tries to suck up to. I wouldn't be surprised if he's imitating some antifa furfag who tolerates his existence.
Notable furry porn website e621.net uses cervine as a species tag on deer-related pictures. That's probably where he picked it up.
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Oh, thank god! This means Phil Season will be opening soon. If you're a bow hunter you can start a week early! Don't forget to phill out your tags for Phish and Game!
remember his camping trip and he had the picture with the tree branches as horns? that's where I'm guessing this idea started
its funny because traditionally antlers are a symbol of a cuckold
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