Lolcow 16BitAlex

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José Mourinho

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Why 16BitAlex dislikes apples before he removed it from his user page. Actually, it's more of a rant about his preferred sweetheart.

Why eating apples is a taboo for me

Some of you might have found out that I think apples are for girls. This is the core of my hatred for apples. My fear is not the apple itself, but of the ugly woman inside that it would trigger. Unlike Chris's "Crystal", who he and the trolls depict as an attractive woman, my female counterpart would be Asian, and because of that repulsive to me as a romantic partner. I will not say I only prefer white women, but I prefer the features that only they naturally possess: lighter eyes and hair. If I find my female counterpart ugly, why would I want to become her?

The Chris/Crystal is incest anyway, so even if I was white (and so would my theoretical twin sister), I wouldn't be attracted to her.

Apple pie and apple flavored products are special cases, and therefore are mostly OK.

But, since my beliefs are not recognized, they are fair game. As such, I do not expect anyone to accommodate th
em.​
 

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http://www.sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:16BitAlex&oldid=99747

Why 16BitAlex dislikes apples before he removed it from his user page. Actually, it's more of a rant about his preferred sweetheart.

Why eating apples is a taboo for me

Some of you might have found out that I think apples are for girls. This is the core of my hatred for apples. My fear is not the apple itself, but of the ugly woman inside that it would trigger. Unlike Chris's "Crystal", who he and the trolls depict as an attractive woman, my female counterpart would be Asian, and because of that repulsive to me as a romantic partner. I will not say I only prefer white women, but I prefer the features that only they naturally possess: lighter eyes and hair. If I find my female counterpart ugly, why would I want to become her?

The Chris/Crystal is incest anyway, so even if I was white (and so would my theoretical twin sister), I wouldn't be attracted to her.

Apple pie and apple flavored products are special cases, and therefore are mostly OK.

But, since my beliefs are not recognized, they are fair game. As such, I do not expect anyone to accommodate th
em.​

So the apple's core equals a very ugly woman inside?

 

Trombonista

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So, what's the manly fruit? Bananas?
 

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As such, I do not expect anyone to accommodate them.
Good for him.
I'll admit I haven't read much about this guy, but if he's got it together enough to recognize the world shouldn't have to fit his tastes he's a hell of a lot further along than a lot of people who get discussed around here.
 

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The quote about Cream cracks me up.