Australatina 18/6/16 Autislatina swallows Cape Race, Forces Residences to Migrate - It's that part of Phil's stress cycle again

[Positron]

Spoiler: Fuckin' tl;dr

"Canada has been reimbursed US$1.9 Billion by Australatina for the infrastructure to be transferred over"

 

[wagglyplacebo]

I'm not reading any of that garbage.

 

[Randy Lahey]

I'm not reading any of that garbage.

tbh i hardly ever read what phil posts, i just wait until someone gives the tl;dr

 

[Peace and Harmony]

There are people in the world right now who will read that status and think, yup, this person is neurotypical.

 

[Ravenor]

Yea somethings wrankeling his arse big time at the moment it's autismlatina season folks, he's riding high on stress this should be fun.

 

[Keerakh]

Stressed Phil?
Keep pretending. You wont win even in your fantasy land, you fat fuck.

 

[Kilted Gentleman]

3108 square kilometers (or 1200 square miles)

Hah he so obviously thought of 1200 square miles then looked up how much that is in metric.

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

What narked him so much to create such a big-assed fuhrer-fantasy? Did Dusty finally tell him to get stuffed?

 

[An Ghost]

Phil has been quiet lately
Must have spent a week asking somebody who can actually read to transcribe his ramblings.

 

[Twrx]

What's got Phil so butt hurt?

 

[ToroidalBoat]

it's autismlatina season folks

Yep. Called it (seeing Australatina-related stuff soon). Thanks to the cycle you've observed.

Next could be another "chimp out," followed by another "cheese coma," and then the Phil Cycle begins anew.

What's got Phil so butt hurt?

Several things come to mind right off the bat:

- Recent pictures reveal he's not "California 170" (althoug they're not needed to know Phil was lying about his weight)
- We don't believe he got a gun
- We still think know he has his balls
- Housing-related issues
- Trump seems to be doing well in his campaign

 

[HickoryDickory]

I've been there, but I doubt the views are why ADF chose it. He probably read about the Titanic and his obsession with maps... Well. Even then there was no point in this separate post. He already annexed the island. Twice. I guess he forgot again.

 

[Melkor]

Inb4 someone on his friends list says they're from Cape Race

 

[Keerakh]

nobody in Newfoundland would be stupid enough to be his friend Melkor

 

[Ronald Gaygun]

Canada has been reimbursed US$1.9 Billion by Australatina

lolno, we're too busy spending 2 billion on a train line in the capital that both starts and finishes in the most inopportune place AND causes sinkholes.

 

[Positron]

nobody in Newfoundland would be stupid enough to be his friend Melkor

Where is Kyle Brooks from? He liked Phil's post.

 

[Keerakh]

Where is Kyle Brooks from? He liked Phil's post.

Kylie Brooks? Jesus man lurk moar

 

[HickoryDickory]

Where is Kyle Brooks from? He liked Phil's post.

He's in Ontario, iirc.

 

[Handsome Pete]

Where is Kyle Brooks from? He liked Phil's post.

Proof that Kylie fantasizes about being conquered and colonized by a cis white man.

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

Where is Kyle Brooks from? He liked Phil's post.

They should be roomies. They're made for each other. Hell, they should get married.