195 - If you see this thread, you must post in it.

Letthepowerofgoutcompelyo

Major asshole, first class
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kiwifarms.net
Go back to Portland
Go back to school
Go back to the 90s
When shit was cool
Go back to metal
Go back to punk

Go back to fucking
And fucking up

[Chorus]

Ohh let's slam the crust punk
'Cause he grabbed your bag of doughnuts
On the corner of southwest, 13th avenue

Nobody gives a fuck
About your stupid food truck at all
Out on the streets
Of Portland

[Spoken]

(And there's more!)
(Alright)

[Verse]

Stop leaving parties
Stop going home
Stop jerking off with
Your iPhone
Stop eating kale
On your sub
Stop drinking coffee
In a strip club

[Chorus]

Ohh let's slam the crust punk
'Cause he grabbed your bag of doughnuts
On the corner of southwest, 13th avenue

Nobody gives a damn
About your stupid folk rock band at all
Out on the streets
Of Portland

[Bridge]

Portland x15

Bus ride, (Portland!)
Burnside, (Portland!)
Get drunk, (Portland!)
Crust punk, (Portland!)
Bookstore, (Portland!)
Doughnut, (Portland!)
And that's everything I know about Portland

[Chorus]

Buying the crust punk
A nice big bag of doughnuts
On the corner of southwest, 13th avenue

No one gives a doggy doo
About your stupid home brew at all
Out on the streets
The filthy streets
The crust punk streets
The food truck streets
Out on the streets
Of Portland

Portland, Portland, Portland
 

Trombonista

Yellow slide's for babies!
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For years, I have seen this thread and not posted in it. It ends tonight.

Why is it called 195, though?
 
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I'm dead space now ack ack
kiwifarms.net
"Here we see the snugglebloopie in it's natural habitat, comfortably nestled in the womb of Product, only comfort matters. Giggles and good vibes while another man regularly pumps his DNA into your betrothed. Oh, but he's your buddy too! You're all pals! Yowza! You have conquered the natural order and all through snuggles and boops and good vibes!

When you sit there one day, wearing your feety pajamas bottlefeeding your wife's boyfriends son while the two of them are 'out on adventures', through sheer proton-decay levels of luck, a 0 may flip to a 1 in your head and I hope to see the results on liveleak."
-Bill Hicks, The Unpublished Works
 

Letthepowerofgoutcompelyo

Major asshole, first class
True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
She had a banana tree
Got Cds in the mail for free
She'd bruise so easily
My April fresh
And I can remember what my biology professor said
Said
About the praying mantis who found his love
But lost his head
I told you all about surgery
How there's metal where my back should be
And now the pain and I are at constant odds
Since I became a walking lightning rod


I bit off more than I could chew

I saw you in the computer lab
And felt as if my heart was stabbed
But a heart is not the badge of love
It's just a twisted boxing glove
And to think that we get so intense
Trying to analyze a coincidence
When it's bad timing that
That's responsible for most events
I told you all about surgery
How there's metal where my back should be
And now the pain and I are at constant odds
Since I became a walking lightning rod

I bit off more than I could chew
 
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