Interests [2/10] Christian claims victory in BLARMS protest -

[JohnConstantine]

In this episode of the Adventures of CWC, Nintendo releases news of the upcoming Mario vs Sonic Olympics Spin-off game, meaning a return to the canon Sonic with no blue arms. Christian believes his protesting worked and claims victory.

Don't forget, the more Chris changes, the more Chris stays the same.

 

[Eponine]

Good for you, Chris! You sure showed Sega.

 

[GS 281]

He's gonna shit when he sees Season 3 of Sonic Boom...

 

[Hyperion]

The hubris here is incredible.

 

[YI 457]

First blarms... then THE WORLD... nah, he will shit himself and do nothing

 

[Jason Puncheon]

Way to spectacularly miss the fact that Sonic Boom was never actually meant to replace the mainline Sonic, Chris.

I guess this means he'll comply at the next court case now.

 

[Bandit Keith]

The battlefield has fallen silent; your fight is through. Rest now, our champion.

Rest, and dream of legos, rubber vaginas and proper arm coloration.

 

[Karen Riley]

It's crazy Chris is claiming victory when over and over again he said it didn't matter that Sonic Boom was not canon and that his mission was about getting SEGA to recall all current Sonic Boom products and admitting they made a mistake.

I'm guessing Chris has realised them going back to the tan arms in the future is the best outcome he'll be able to achieve from the situation. If there's one thing I've always admired about Chris it's his ability to roll with the punches and claim victory where there is none.

I loved his "regardless of circumstances and bad outcomes/tidings" as well, despite making some positive changes recently Chris still does believe he's been some kind of martyr for Sonic

 

[asperhes]

"This is the Final Update for this Protest Group." Meaning that he's acknowledging that it was never really a group at all, just a army of dick-sucking servants for Christian Weston Chandler. He can unilaterally shut down the group because he is satisfied with this outcome, even though he's backing down from the extreme demands he made in the past. He never bothered to ask how others felt about this, because he doesn't give a shit. The whole point of the protest was for Christian Weston Chandler to find "solace and satisfaction," and now that he has, he declares "success," graciously thanks his "helpers," and tries to forget this whole shitshow ever happened. I'm surprised he didn't end it by saying, "P.S., Buy my Amiibo."

 

[El Rodrigo]

Oh shut up, Chris. You're boring now.

 

[He Sets Me On Fire]

Why... just ... why isn't he in jail?

 

[Ravenor]

I'm looking forward to the rage when Sega pushes the next boom game or recycles assets and he issues a renewed Call To Blarms.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

The Blarms Bandit is going to go around and repaint all of the amiibo arms just to spite Chris.

 

[DEDICATION DEVOTION]

 

[MediExcalibur2012]

In this episode of the Adventures of CWC, Nintendo releases news of the upcoming Mario vs Sonic Olympics Spin-off game, meaning a return to the canon Sonic with no blue arms. Christian believes his protesting worked and claims victory.

Don't forget, the more Chris changes, the more Chris stays the same.

Enjoy the victory while it lasts Chris

Till Sonic Boom comes back for another season; and more merchandise

They make an Amiibo of Sonic Boom; I think that'll make him snap again

 

[JustSomeFella]

If this means no more BLARMS complaining, I'm all for it.
I don't even care if he's ending for a shitty reason that everyone already tried to explain to him (Sonic Boom was never canon)

"Sonic's arms are not FREAKING BLUE" got very old, very fast.

 

[Drawets Rednaxela]

He's gonna shit when he sees Season 3 of Sonic Boom...

Isn't the next Boom vidya due out any day now? This "Victory" will be short-lived.

 

[Hmmpf!]

You go Christine! The world goes around you!

 

[A Ghost]

good job chris you won time to get out the mission accomplished banner

Spoiler: here is how you do it

 

[Masterfoxz2]

I'll wait until Sonic Boom: Fire and Ice to see if this is truly over.