[2/11/16] Views from Villa DeLici, and a deluded mind - Where is the microwave, or for that matter, the girlfriend?

[Positron]

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[0xDEADBEEF]

What's the point of having two bats? Does he think dual-wielding them will make his flabby little arms able to swing harder?

 

[ToroidalBoat]

What's the point of having two bats?

Phil is so paranoid that he wants a weapon within reach no matter where he is in the Spud Cave. And he's so ignorant that he doesn't know that any would-be Kiwi Kommando invader would be able to simply grab any of the weapons there that aren't within Phil's reach.

 

[Fervent Champion]

Of course he'd have bike helmets as decorations. I do wonder if they tables he "maps" have any meaning to them or if that map just struck his autistic fancy while working on that particular table.

 

[SP 199]

Soon everything will be covered in maps, Allah willing including his face

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Soon everything will be covered in maps

I knew Phil was obessed with maps, but that's a whole new level of obsession.

[the book cover]

Looks like a kid's homemade textbook cover.

 

[Arkangel]

All that needs to happen to ruin his table is to have that cup of water spill over.

 

[Spudnik]

By the end of the year, that once nice apartment is going to be a Bondage Commie Unabomber shack

 

[m0rnutz]

I'm imagining Phil buying a second bat, and then a year later his next post being "Kiwifarms took a picture of me in public, buying another bat".

Can we patent a bat launcher and mail it to him yet?

 

[bird]

That's funny, he clearly "moved his stuff" into the living room because he was never destined to be able to have the room in the apartment himself. Either his real roommate or his new ~~~gurl lover~~~ has taken it from him.

Ha, ha.

 

[DragoonSierra]

Of course the couch has studs. Also it looks super uncomfortable

 

[Kablamo]

The last post tells us that Phil is literally sleeping with the lights on because of dang dirty trolls who mail him poop and potatoes.

What a time to be alive.

 

[Henry Bemis]

I'm imagining Phil buying a second bat, and then a year later his next post being "Kiwifarms took a picture of me in public, buying another bat".

Can we patent a bat launcher and mail it to him yet?

We've had the suicide counter. Time for the bat-purchase counter?

 

[An Ghost]

Chris has transformers, Phil has his butt plugs. Glad to see my tax dollars buying toys for autistics.

 

[wagglyplacebo]

Finally gets his own place, still sleeps on the couch like he's homeless.
Yeah it's pretty much a done deal that the apartment is actually that fucking clay golem looking dudes.

 

[Positron]

I'm shaking in my damn boots.

 

[GentlemanFaggot]

I think the map table covering he made is the only thing remotely aesthetically pleasing he made. It's spergy, but it doesn't look that bad.

 

[VortekPMD]

What's the point of having two bats? Does he think dual-wielding them will make his flabby little arms able to swing harder?

One for his ass, the other for his imaginary cunt.

 

[Optimus Prime]

Is that a cane in the last pic, leaning against the couch? Phil wants a second bat despite having a hillariously garish bat already AND a cane on either end of his bed? And even if he's trying to basically booby-trap the room such that a weapon is always within grasp, the fact he doesn't even try to hide them only means every additional weapon he acquires for the situation just allows one more weapon for the other guy to grab. He isn't Officer "I hide 9mm handguns in my bowl of pistachios and in my shower" Lassiter from Psych, to put it mildly.

 

[Golly]

Why does Phil think he's notable enough for us to stage a break-in? The worst he might get is a tittering ween walking past the apartment and barely managing to get a shaky phone pic out of it.