2/13/2016 Phil makes a road sign his profile pic, won't tell us why. Still fat, still retarded -
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It means that he officially weighs 18 solar masses
He only wants people 18 and under to be his S&M buddies
The Man With No Name
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This is the number of months until he breaks down and gives himself 'bottom surgery' with a razor blade and a bottle of some tacky Soviet-looking vodka brand.
If I know lolcows (and, god help me, I do), it's something incredibly obvious that he would have been better off not dropping hints about at all.
When someone inevitably guesses it on the first page of this thread, we move into the chimpout phase of the Phil Cycle.
When someone inevitably guesses it on the first page of this thread, we move into the chimpout phase of the Phil Cycle.
18 years with out a shower?
How high Phil can count
18 backwards is 81, which if we do 81kg it comes out to about 178 lbs, which is the weight Philboobiya wants, but isn't since he's still a fat fuck.
18 days till he threatens to kill himself again?
It can literally be only a handful of things dealing with a single topic. This ball surgery.
So:
~ 18 days til he claims he's had his surgery
~ 18 days til he claims he's had to delay his surgery
~ 18 days til he freaks out that kiwi agents stopped his surgery
~ or it'll be on the 18th of some month that he claims he's getting his surgery
Poor delusional Phil.
So:
~ 18 days til he claims he's had his surgery
~ 18 days til he claims he's had to delay his surgery
~ 18 days til he freaks out that kiwi agents stopped his surgery
~ or it'll be on the 18th of some month that he claims he's getting his surgery
Poor delusional Phil.
Wow, Phil. We really do run your life, don't we? You're attempting to lose weight to prove to us that you're not fat, you're attempting to get your balls cut off to prove to us that you're really a tranny...and all you post that isn't sexist porn is stuff about the Farms.
Looks like we have another pet lolcow. How cute.
Looks like we have another pet lolcow. How cute.
What road sign would actually be appropriate for Hooves?
FOG?
SOFT SHOULDER?
FOG?
SOFT SHOULDER?
The number of brain cells he has remaining?
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