[2/14/2017] Chris Engineers a New Way to Destroy His Arteries -

[Postal Dude]

Chris apparently went from being a mortal enemy of Harry Potter to simply another gook who thinks a children's book series is a masterpiece worthy of fucking Tolstoy.

>viola
Nice job, Chris.

 

[[Insert Meme Here]]

I'm kind of amazed he didn't try to put chocolate, butter, and beer in a blender tbh.

Is Chris getting better?

 

[Hellfire]

Chris apparently went from being a mortal enemy of Harry Potter to simply another gook who thinks a children's book series is a masterpiece worthy of fucking Tolstoy.

Didn't the author come out as anti-Trump or some shit recently? That could be why.

 

[StraightShooter]

He could just save himself the trouble of making that shit and blend of Criso with imperial sugar in tap water and drink it straight, it'd be a lot cheaper.

 

[Raccoon99]

i'm actually worried if that could give a person a kidney stone.

 

[StraightShooter]

i'm actually worried if that could give a person a kidney stone.

I think pretty much this entire guy's diet is pure sugar and occasional greasy fast food. Makes Cooking with Jack look like a gourmand in comparison. Even bums who eat out of dumpsters probably have better taste than this.

 

[GS 281]

 

[Dick In a Drawer]

is this an actual recipe he found or did he just look at what he has in his fridge and threw all the sugariest shit together?

 

[StraightShooter]

is this an actual recipe he found or did he just look at what he has in his fridge and threw all the sugariest shit together?

I googled it, and apparently "Chocolate butterbeer" is a cake recipe which is nothing at all like Chris's pig slop:

https://www.halfbakedharvest.com/forbidden-forest-chocolate-butterbeer-cake/

 

[thismanlies]

Is this part of his plan to hypnotize himself into growing a fatter ass?

 

[Owlflaps]

I don't know why Chris decided to share this on Valentine's Day. It looks like he drinks this everyday.

 

[Un Platano]

How Chris sees himself now that he has learned how to put shit in a blender

 

[Hellfire]

I googled it, and apparently "Chocolate butterbeer" is a cake recipe which is nothing at all like Chris's pig slop:

https://www.halfbakedharvest.com/forbidden-forest-chocolate-butterbeer-cake/

They have butterbeer at the Harry Potter theme park but I don't think it, nor any of the recipes I'm seeing, involve dumping a pint of icecream into a blender. One did use cream soda though so it is possible he actually got the recipe from someplace.

Butterbeer was a popular wizarding beverage described as tasting "a little bit like less-sickly butterscotch."[1] It was served at numerous locations in the wizarding world and had a very slight alcoholic content

I also saw this.
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/1114732/2/Chocolate-Butterbeer

 

[stets]

That's about an 1,100 calorie snack, based on my back of the envelope math. That's around as many calories as two Big Macs.

 

[John Furrman]

"or one pint"

You're so smart, Chris.

 

[JULAY]

Diabetes here we come!

 

[Anchuent Christory]

My blender goes up to 11.

 

[SpessCaptain]

Nah its a real Harry Potter drink or at least a shit imitation of one. The stuff is sold at Universal Studios Park or something.

 

[Anchuent Christory]

Diabetes here we come!

Pretty sure diabetes arrived some time ago.

At least he'll lose a bit of weight when his foot gets amputated.

 

[ON 190]

That's about an 1,100 calorie snack, based on my back of the envelope math. That's around as many calories as two Big Macs.

Also consider that he likely used this drink to wash down a Big Mac. My heart is palpitating just imagining that.