Probably the best image to prove how bad Chris's hair has gotten. They both have the exact same style, yet one looks like a pussy-slaying hippie and the other looks like a crackhead lunch lady.
irk? you'd think they're be some happiness considering just a few days ago chris was bitter about being alone on valentine's day and now he's pulling a megan on this new girl and he can barely smile. Then again the other guy's probably her boyfriend so while all he can do is hug her he can't have her so maybe that's why
the receeding hairline could given kevin costner's waterworld hairline that cost a good chunk of that movie's budget, a run for its money.
"Dripped out" was used to describe Chris in this video. What happened, did he let a bit of piss escape on "accident".
Not even magical titty skittlez could stop Chris' MPB.