2/20/2021 - Chris's photos with his fans -

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ogmudbone

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I'll bet he figured it would be like Reddit here and he'd be showered with ass-pats and up-votes and other asinine shit like that. His vagina sure got sandy pretty quickly though, didn't it?
Eh, at least he wasnt that much of a faggot.
 

The Dude

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The caravan is still there. Whether it works or not is anybody's guess...

If it is still running, it probably isn't long for this world. The Chandlers have never been known for taking great care of their vehicles. Why waste money on stupid shit like oil changes when there are toys and Goodwill junk to buy?
 

The Dude

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Do you reckon that Chris begged them for $5 just for those pictures like he does with signatures?

It wouldn't shock me if Chris didn't even have to beg. Eddie and his gal-pal probably started out by offering him money to get selfies with Chris. They seem like the kind of losers desperate for attention who would do that.
 

Hogar Grupal

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It wouldn't shock me if Chris didn't even have to beg. Eddie and his gal-pal probably started out by offering him money to get selfies with Chris. They seem like the kind of losers desperate for attention who would do that.
They did offer a Pikachu plushie as a "housewarming gift" even though Chris hasn't moved to a new house. They're just speds feeding a bigger, lazier sped. Of course they would also give Chris money.
 

ToroidalBoat

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He's probably exhausted from the amount of garbage he wears around his neck.

Just like Chris was expecting "Lovely Weather" to show up "any day now" when he derped around at an "Attraction Location", he seems to expect the effects of the "magic rocks" to kick in "any day now".

It's certainly the same with the "binaural beats" and the "Dimensional Merge" too.

"Hum yeah, any day now."
 
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The Dude

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He's probably exhausted from the amount of garbage he wears around his neck.

The thing about people who spend the majority of their lives sedentary is that they are often exhausted. You would think someone who spends all their time at rest would have tons of reserve energy, but the fact is that you need to expend energy to build up reserve energy. When you spend your whole life sitting on your ass, eating garbage food, doing absolutely nothing, then when it comes time to actually use your energy reserves they get depleted very quickly. Chris has always gotten exhausted quickly because he's a fatass who has never had to physically exert himself.
 

The Jokester

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Chris looks extremely ill. It could be the crap diet and the lack.of mental stimulation but it could just his general genetic quality. I can agree that since Bob and Barb were in good enough health to have him so late into their lives and that they themselves made it into the 80 age range that they would most have good genes. But Chris is autistic. I don't think Chris is going to last as long as his parents. I think he won't make it to 50
 
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