2/20/2021 - Chris's photos with his fans -

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It could be that Chris is just that famous, you want to see that trainwreck. Celebrity worship is wide spread and honestly with how shitty Hollywood is...

... I would propably be safer hanging out with Chris.

You get your brush with fame with a 20 dollar toy and a much smaller chance of sexual assault than with any oldschool celebrity.

Remember that while Chris is a smelly and gross retard, he is just a smelly and gross retard. People live around australian wildlife and niggers in their millions, so Chris isn't that bad an option. He won't mug you and he is too weak to poz your butthole either. Worst he can do is open his windows and let the smell air out.

I would certainly choose him as a neighbour instead of your usual inner city niggers or such minorities. He is just a threat to your nose and hygene, but he won't rob or muh dik you for bigsmuhdat.

And there are worse things to do with your money. Like giving it to the democrats or to the faggot community or nigger gibs charities.
Giving it to Chris is not actively ruining society at least, it is just gambling. Instead of a slot machine, the ween gives money to a retard and the winning prize is Chris doing something funny.

Now a sensible person would only spend such free cash on Space marine miniatures, but weens are weens.
 
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Remember that while Chris is a smelly and gross retard, he is just a smelly and gross retard. People live around australian wildlife and niggers in their millions, so Chris isn't that bad an option. He won't mug you and he is too weak to poz your butthole either. Worst he can do is open his windows and let the smell air out.
I'd rather not burn to death in the middle of the night because fatty next door used the wrong extension cord again.
 

Argh My Cigar

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Luckily for all the Chandlers neighbors, there is a lot of space between houses in their neighborhood.
People sometimes forget how remote places like VA can be. Where I live it's only a 10 minute drive to the nearest supermarket or department store. Chris has to drive out 30-40 min to get to any places of business.
 

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People sometimes forget how remote places like VA can be. Where I live it's only a 10 minute drive to the nearest supermarket or department store. Chris has to drive out 30-40 min to get to any places of business.
That really puts him frequenting GAMe PLACe and Fashion Square into perspective. Also explains why he is apparently almost entirely unknown in the Charlottesville area other than people who work at places where he's banned. I'm sure plenty of people have seen him, thought "huh that dude is weird" and moved on. There probably are a few who've seen him multiple times and can recognize him but have no idea who he is
 

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That really puts him frequenting GAMe PLACe and Fashion Square into perspective. Also explains why he is apparently almost entirely unknown in the Charlottesville area other than people who work at places where he's banned. I'm sure plenty of people have seen him, thought "huh that dude is weird" and moved on. There probably are a few who've seen him multiple times and can recognize him but have no idea who he is
That might explain why he loitered a lot. It was mainly to find a boyfriend-free girl, yeah, but I'm also thinking he wanted to get the most out of his "field trip" as opposed to just going to McDonald's or buying cards and going straight home.
 

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That really puts him frequenting GAMe PLACe and Fashion Square into perspective. Also explains why he is apparently almost entirely unknown in the Charlottesville area other than people who work at places where he's banned. I'm sure plenty of people have seen him, thought "huh that dude is weird" and moved on. There probably are a few who've seen him multiple times and can recognize him but have no idea who he is

That might explain why he loitered a lot. It was mainly to find a boyfriend-free girl, yeah, but I'm also thinking he wanted to get the most out of his "field trip" as opposed to just going to McDonald's or buying cards and going straight home.
That's why Chris is the typical country bumkin. Can you imagine if Chris was raised in the city?
 

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People sometimes forget how remote places like VA can be. Where I live it's only a 10 minute drive to the nearest supermarket or department store. Chris has to drive out 30-40 min to get to any places of business.
No, he doesn't. Ruckersville is tiny as shit. He's got Walmart and a couple shopping plazas pretty close by.
I've driven through Ruckersville many times. If you want actual CULTURE, then yes, he'll have to haul out to Charlottesville. But Wally World is plenty of culture for white trash like Chris.
 

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That really puts him frequenting GAMe PLACe and Fashion Square into perspective. Also explains why he is apparently almost entirely unknown in the Charlottesville area other than people who work at places where he's banned. I'm sure plenty of people have seen him, thought "huh that dude is weird" and moved on. There probably are a few who've seen him multiple times and can recognize him but have no idea who he is
I always wondered how many miles Chris had to drive to get to the Game Place and the mall back then, figured it must've taken him at least 30 minutes considering he lived out in the fuckin' sticks.
 

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No, he doesn't. Ruckersville is tiny as shit. He's got Walmart and a couple shopping plazas pretty close by.
I've driven through Ruckersville many times. If you want actual CULTURE, then yes, he'll have to haul out to Charlottesville. But Wally World is plenty of culture for white trash like Chris.
Yeah and if you live in a bumblefuck map dot like Ruckersville then Walmart is plenty of entertainment for the week
 
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Depending on the city, Chris wouldn't even be labeled as the weirdo. Hell, he'd end up getting a positive article written about him in Vice or Salon for being a trans-lesbian outsider artist.
I never thought about it, but I could totally see that happening. If he lived in any wEiRd liberal heavily gentrified city like Portland, Seattle, Austin, or any East Coast counterpart even his current troon form wouldn't bat an eye to most people. Hell even a smaller college town like Eugene or Olympia has dozens of CWCs running around. In Spokane there's apparently quite a few and they don't get much attention because Werner overshadows them. In that sort of context I can easily see some SJW rag spinning him into some sort of hecking valid transautistic genius who is misunderstood, those sorts of publications will overlook his incel bullshit and history of violence because they give troons a pass for anything.
 
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