Surgery 2/23/2016 - Ball-Drop Countdown, Day 8 a.k.a. The Great In-Phil-del Will Lose -

[Flame the Sunbird]

BALLS (not) DROPPING IN 8 DAYS.

"The great victory against the great infidel, testosterone poisoning, is at hand." - LOL, JK, NO.

Dumbass conspiracy shit.

Spoiler

 

[Goofy Logic]

I don't want him contributing to the gene pool anyway.

 

[VLAD]

What the fuck does 9/11 have to do with Phil lying about his ball surgery?

Jesus Christ.

 

[Forever Sunrise]

'Testosterone poisoning'. Pffffft. Lard-boy wouldn't know what that phrase meant if John Rambo used him as a human shield.

 

[cumrobbery]

What the fuck does 9/11 have to do with Phil lying about his ball surgery?

Jesus Christ.

It's him trying to be edgy

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Oh man he is sure gonna show us kiwis by getting his little tatters removed.....

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

I really wish ADF wasn't lying. I really do.

 

[autisticdragonkin]

What the fuck does 9/11 have to do with Phil lying about his ball surgery?

Jesus Christ.

They are both sets of two american white male things that Phil wants to destroy

 

[APerson]

BALLS (not) DROPPING IN 8 DAYS.
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"The great victory against the great infidel, testosterone poisoning, is at hand." - LOL, JK, NO.
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Dumbass conspiracy shit.
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Spoiler

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I think that you've got it wrong. I think he's claiming that he's lost 170 pounds in a month.
(Seriously, what is with those road signs?)

 

[Trombonista]

I think this is more offensive than Twin Falling Towers.

 

[Broseph Stalin]

BALLS (not) DROPPING IN 8 DAYS.
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Dumbass conspiracy shit.
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If only Deagle Nation was still around. Eli could have gone to California or Oregon or wherever the fuck Phil is squatting and Zandatsud his balls with a skateboard. Can't let all those sick skillz he learned in Da Jew Pyramids of Israel go to waste.

 

[Twrx]

Did he seriously just compare getting his balls removed to the 9/11 attacks?

 

[Psycho]

Go ahead, Phil. Build yourself up like a good little potato. Either way, Kiwi's win. Either you get your balls snipped and we get to laugh at the infection (which is the inevitable result of your disasterous lack of hygiene) or you don't get your balls snipped and we get to laugh at the resulting tard rage. It's a win/win for us.

 

[Asandy31]

BALLS (not) DROPPING IN 8 DAYS.
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It's confirmed, Phil is on the verge of becoming legally expendable. I wish I could be there when Phil wakes up after his castration fetish is complete and he realizes that 1. No one cares 2. His balls have nothing to do with taking down the establishment. I wonder if Phil is going to let out a sqeaky fart of glee as the doctor cuts out his unusable taters.

 

[HexBawxUno]

I think that referencing 9/11 means he's really going to mourn the loss of his balls.

 

[autisticdragonkin]

I think that referencing 9/11 means he's really going to mourn the loss of his balls.

Or that he is going to go into a rage after losing them and declare war on the kiwi farms for his loss

 

[Adamska]

I guess he finally is just going to blatantly lie about being gelded like a pig then. Or he'll blame us for no reason when the day comes, or forget he lopped them in a few weeks by announcing he'll get them snipped again.

 

[Donald And The Immigrants]

I wouldn't be so dismissive of Phil when it comes to 9/11. After all, he was in with the Jews for a while - if anyone knows the truth, it's him

 

[VLAD]

I wouldn't be so dismissive of Phil when it comes to 9/11. After all, he was in with the Jews for a while - if anyone knows the truth, it's him

Judaism isn't something you can just decide to convert to on a whim, like he tried to do. It takes more commitment than that.

The secret's safe with us.

 

[MrsFrizzle]

Like anybody would miss Hooves's balls if they really did get removed.

It would be like missing the cat litter you threw away.