2/24/2019 - God Bless the Tucson PD -- Kiwi Farms has been siezed! -
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Sustained Denial of Service attacks. Paid for botnet. Service will continue to be disrupted until I can contact other providers and arrange a fix.
The bottom of the message even said that it was a joke for those too autistic to detect sarcasm!
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The first person I thought of when I saw that fake "seized" message was Tom. I knew he would fall for it... this is everything I wanted and more.
Tom wanted it to be true so badly. Seeing him chimp out over this is a great way to start my day.
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It's better than a strong cup of coffee, tbh.
The light going out in his eyes was the most magical thing
Can we get the timestamp for when the sanctuary of his own ignorance came crashing down around him?
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I was sitting in the chat telling him it wasn't real in the first ten minutes, and the stupid motherfucker continued to believe it for the next hour and a half. The sheer amount of stupidity is impressive.
Tom's almost in tears over the KF maintenance that has been announced for weeks. Haven't watched the whole thing, but I'm told that after a while realization sets in and he knows he's been played for the fool he is.
I’m on my phone so I can’t, but it’s like 1hr 30 min to 2 hours in. People were telling him forever it was fake but his mods would delet the messages.
He got so mad he looked like he was going to cry when he found out. And then he called @Null
I’d suggest watching all of it as it’s hilarous. But if you can’t or don’t want to. The first 20 min are smug tommie. The last 45 are upset tommie.
Damn now I wish I was awake to see what the maintenance message was to see how obvious the joke was
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It was somewhat convincing (if you form your whole identity around taking down a website) but at the bottom it said that the notice was a joke and linked to a chat for members to wait out the upgrade in.
So, something Tom obviously easily fell for.
I'm not staring at that wrinkled sack face for 2 hours.
After some skimming I managed to find the glorious moment. 1 hour and 13 minutes in his expression changes and he says "it's a game"... after that it's magic.
If I recall correctly, the message said the domain was seized by a Russian government financial agency, the New Zealand version of the CIA, and the Tuscon PD. I almost fell for it until I realized that information to be sent to the Farms' legal department (such as it is). I then scrolled down and saw the fine print, and had a good laugh about it.
[EDIT] I'm a newfag. Null posted on Twitter. Here is the picture:
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Lmao, that's good.
There was a similar response by other cows (including Tommy I believe) to the outage in 2016. Null and the farms trolls people by existing, and the shutdowns gives them false hope.
Congrats you dumb shit, you almost ruined one of the best cow streams I ever saw.
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since you wanna pass info off to cows and kill humor, i am gonna guess you don't want to be a user here. fuck off.
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