2/28/17 Phil Phights us with spiritual warfare (hexcraft) - 1337 hexx0r

[unclestryker]

This is my first thread on CIS, but I figured this warrants its own thread because the sheer dumb assery of Phil from this.

Maybe any kiwi that are into this stuff can answer this question. Can Ouija boards hex be used for hexes?

 

[Postal Dude]

Any sane person (i.e., Not Phil) would probably see "spirit boards" as horseshit, so I myself don't know much about them. But since it's Phil's board, I'm guessing it has to be appeased with cheese and tacky T-shirts.

 

[Pillow]

I wouldn't be too worried, only authentic Hasbro™ boards actually work.

 

[D.Va]

Pretty sure ouija boards are only for talking to the dead, not hexing. In the scenario that they did actually work, the only "danger" would be that you don't know what spirit you are really talking to.

 

[Positron]

I doubt even ghosts can stand his smell.

 

[unclestryker]

I am still wondering how can Ouija boards be use in that way. Also I forgot to post the likes and of course greta liked that post.

 

[obliviousbeard]

Ouja board is actually from roughly the same period of time than Monopoly(late 1890s'/early 1900's), and IIRC produced by same company(Hasbro). And think the general idea with it is to "contact" the spirits of the dead by placing the hands of each participant to that plasticy bit and see what happens when everyone pulls a little(hence the rule "don't ever play Ouja board alone" because you'd be just scrolling through letters alone). In essentia it's about as potent "magical" "weapon" as curse-ye-ha-me-ha(or the sock I found behind my sofa this morning) is, and produced by toy company to boot. At least the sonichu totem is handmade true and honest one of a kind piece.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

I wonder if Phil consults a Magic 8-Ball for intel on the Farms?

Spoiler

Phil must be feeling especially powerless at the moment.

Taking one look at Phil's life, it looks as if any hexes he casts bounce off us and stick to him.

 

[Milktheturtle]

I heard the only person you're hexing when using a Ouija board is yourself(the person using it).
He cant fight for real so he's trying to fight with bullshit.

 

[AnOminous]

As long as these filthy troons stick to trying to "attack" us with curse-ye-ha-me-has I'm fine with that. No cops need to be called, nobody needs to get shot, we get a good laugh, all is well.

 

[0xDEADBEEF]

Guys ever since Phil hexed me I haven't been able to get it up at all. Would everyone please stop trolling him so my curse can be lifted?

 

[Melkor]

I'm incredibly superstitious about Ouija boards.

Mostly because idiots don't realize what powers they're dealing with and I'm under the impression that if you fuck with one the wrong way, you'll open a portal to hell.

I watch too much Ghost Adventures.

 

[ON 190]

Ouja board is actually from roughly the same period of time than Monopoly(late 1890s'/early 1900's), and IIRC produced by same company(Hasbro). And think the general idea with it is to "contact" the spirits of the dead by placing the hands of each participant to that plasticy bit and see what happens when everyone pulls a little(hence the rule "don't ever play Ouja board alone" because you'd be just scrolling through letters alone). In essentia it's about as potent "magical" "weapon" as curse-ye-ha-me-ha(or the sock I found behind my sofa this morning) is, and produced by toy company to boot. At least the sonichu totem is handmade true and honest one of a kind piece.

Damn, you beat me to the history lesson. I cannot wait, however, until he tries to hex us with Monopoly.

 

[Flame the Sunbird]

So typical of Phil that he claims to be a badass bruja but he uses a cheap mass-produced hunk of plastic he bought from a toy store in the mall.

 

[obliviousbeard]

Damn, you beat me to the history lesson. I cannot wait, however, until he tries to hex us with Monopoly.

What could he do with Monopoly, cast a curse of capitalism upon us?

 

[4Macie]

Chris already cursed us, I doubt Phil could do any worse.

Spoiler: couldn't help myself

Maybe Phil could use that board to contact the ghost JuniorJenkies encountered at Chris's house.

 

[auroraboreanaz]

Guys ever since Phil hexed me I haven't been able to get it up at all. Would everyone please stop trolling him so my curse can be lifted?

Nah, that's not a curse, that's a perfectly standard reaction to being on this forum and seeing his pictures on a regular basis.

 

[The Queen of Trash]

Oh. That's why I feel dead on the inside

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

This is my first thread on CIS, but I figured this warrants its own thread because the sheer dumb assery of Phil from this.

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Maybe any kiwi that are into this stuff can answer this question. Can Ouija boards hex be used for hexes?

So just to be clear, your question that you're unable to answer yourself is "Can this toy be used for dark magic?"

 

[MMX]

I guess someone should explain to Phil the dark dungeons isn't a documentary