FIGGIN [2 Feb 19] New shooting video -

[RL325]

I am still waiting for the day when I spot this retard out in the legitimate wilderness shooting. He seems to frequent all of my shooting spots. Which admittedly are the spots everyone frequents.

Honestly, this isn't the strangest thing I've seen. Last time I was at that spot, someone shot over my head.

 

[Coldgrip]

Stick to curling up into a ball and crying, Phil.

 

[Dilligaff]

Is he coordinated enough to actually put bullets in a mag? He can barely just change mags.

That's when they getcha Phil. On the slow reload.

 

[Goofy Logic]

After the door breaks open we will surely cower in fear as we let you get your tacticool gear on and see you waddle over in your paratrooper pose waving a piece.

 

[RL325]

Another clip:

Jesus christ he is a fat fucking oompa loompa. That is a slow as fuck mag change as well. Even Im not fast and I can change in less than a second when Im planning on it.

 

[Rokko]

I dont see any dirt spraying, which confirms phil would not hit you if he stood within armlength.
Also anyone that would shoot with this stance in any army would be punished by patching up the shooting targets for the rest of their service.

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

That's it boys, pack up and go home. Phil's finally intimidated us by doing semi-splits in the forest and firing a gun as fast as he can at a dirt pile. I'm sure President Trump is in tears as we speak, and it's not laughter, oh no.

'kin hell that's a wide (and slow) load.

 

[MG 620]

I'm almost shitting myself over Phil. Dude's scary!

 

[Tragi-Chan]

I am still waiting for the day when I spot this exceptional individual out in the legitimate wilderness shooting. He seems to frequent all of my shooting spots. Which admittedly are the spots everyone frequents.

Honestly, this isn't the strangest thing I've seen. Last time I was at that spot, someone shot over my head.

Congratulations! You’re going to be the subject of a Facebook post in which you point a gun at Phil, only for him to swiftly shoot it out of your hand, followed by a pitched John Woo-style gun battle ending in the deaths of five elite Kiwi agents.

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

I am still waiting for the day when I spot this exceptional individual out in the legitimate wilderness shooting. He seems to frequent all of my shooting spots. Which admittedly are the spots everyone frequents.

Honestly, this isn't the strangest thing I've seen. Last time I was at that spot, someone shot over my head.

Cue Phil reeeeeeeeeing about being threatened with death while at the shooting range by a local Kiwi fash. He'll probably claim he's defending the place next. Mummy's boy loves playing soldiers.

I'd love to see his face if you did bump into him, and told him you were a member of the farms.

Enjoy being part of a wild west story, just like @Tragi-Chan described!

 

[The Dude]

I know others have said it, but what the fuck is that stance?! And he says it's "improving". Some "firearms instructor", he looks like he shit his pants. What am I saying, he probably DID shit his pants.

 

[Francis E. Dec Esc.]

I know others have said it, but what the fuck is that stance?!

It's like a 1970s Isosceles stance as preformed by a bad hemorrhoid sufferer.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

I know others have said it, but what the fuck is that stance?!

The stance of a man who wishes he hadn’t had his dick cut off.

 

[The Dude]

The stance of a man who wishes he hadn’t had his dick cut off.

Or just shot both the chocolate and the cream into his pants

 

[The Great Chandler]

You spread your buttcheeks to absorb the recoil, that's more of a potato technique.

 

[The Dude]

You spread your buttcheeks to absorb the recoil, that's more of a potato technique.

Phil is used to spreading his butt cheeks...for Slingblade's empty vodka bottles.

 

[Ray Streip]

But who was camera?

I'd open fire on a hill if walking up it made my heart feel like it was going to explode too, you show that geography boy!

Also, you can hear music quietly playing: is he listening to music? Are there any rules against doing that?

 

[Midlife Sperglord]

But who was camera?

I'd open fire on a hill if walking up it made my heart feel like it was going to explode too, you show that geography boy!

Also, you can hear music quietly playing: is he listening to music? Are there any rules against doing that?

Phil’s cries after he inevitably injures himself while trying to look like a badass is enough music for me. He might give himself another hole for the prison gangsters to penetrate after he gets caught violating firearms law.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Looks like Phil has trained himself in the shit my pants firing pose. Keep firing and maybe you will buy a real gun and totally not a fake gun.

 

[Molester Stallone]

Phil is missing dinner plate sized targets at 10 yards. He's not quite the super soldier he thinks he his. A proper trigger squeeze goes a long way Phil.