It all goes to cheese
[2 Sep 19] Phil Begs for Housewarming Gifts - Too fucking lazy to move shit so he thrown them all away
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It all goes to cheese
He wants to put cheap nylon flags on the hardwood floor?
You’ll slip and break your neck, kid.
You’ll slip and break your neck, kid.
I believe Phil had some kind of case worker or SpEd advocate who helped Phil get into the Antardfa Barracks Mk 1, but he doesn't have a full time case worker unfortunately. He really does need a payee or some other state appointed adult to manage his finances for him. Phil is not intelligent enough, nor mature enough to have financial autonomy.
Why is that sad? I think its hilarious that Phil has alienated everyone due to his selfishness, lies, and attention whoring to the point that no one is willing to show him "financial solidarity".
I don't think he gets that much each month for his TardBux. Phil only gets about $950. That's one of the reasons he's so jealous of CWC, because CWC gets more tard welfare than Phil. Also, CWC passes as a woman better, and people actually like CWC.
You're supposed to be an anarchist, Phil. You don't need to buy any of this shit. Make your own rugs and curtains and blankets. Plenty of goodwill clothes around that can be repurposed, all you need is scissors, needle and thread. Do something useful with your time and body instead of begging for money like a sad sack (and bullshitting that two protests you didn't go to took up all your time).
But we all know what Phil really wants is cash to spend on more Dominos pizza, mall ninja shit and antifa branded t-shirts. And maybe a bunch of xmas lights like his old place was covered in. And a beer "coozie", also antifa branded of course.
But we all know what Phil really wants is cash to spend on more Dominos pizza, mall ninja shit and antifa branded t-shirts. And maybe a bunch of xmas lights like his old place was covered in. And a beer "coozie", also antifa branded of course.
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Phil should put flags on all his floors.
He really needs a financial tard supervisor. Phil is stupid enough to still give the vodka gnome money.
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Portland is a communist enabling shithole.
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phil: using flags as rug, becasue fuck america
also phil : please give me free money american people
also phil : please give me free money american people
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2nd day of the month and he's already begging.
There are minorities at Goodwill.
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It's actually Pretty smart to beg on dole day, when all of his beggar friends have "fresh money"
Instead of three weeks in, when no one has anything. Lots of these people have the same mindset as Chris and Phil, dollars to burn. Why not beg on dole day, when government funded beggars have "extra money" and aren't hurting?
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More a home? Didn't Philty go for that shoddy knockoff Antifa look on his previous den?
Note how he stressed the cold
could trench foot saga 2.0 be approaching?Better keep that picture for a "Before and after" comparison when Philty is inevitably kicked out of tankietopia barracks.
Or, failing that, really stick it to das kapitalismus and just fuckin' steal all of it. Imagine him trying to waddle his ass out the door of a Pier One, arms full of lamps and blankets, screaming for "solidarity" to help cover his slow, plodding escape.
Does a housewarming gift include setting his house on fire?! Sounds pretty warm to me.
Or actually do something to earn that "Crime Minister" title and fucking steal something, the fat, lazy, dago.
Edit: Ninja'd by Paragon.
All Slingblade would need to do is threaten to come back and kick Phil's ass, and Phil would hand it over like a total bitch. Or Slingblade could just say "Remember, I know all your dirty little secrets and lies, and I still know people in Portland. If you don't want that info getting out then you'd better send me some money."
Honestly, the West Coast really needs a string of major natural disasters, earthquakes and volcanoes erupting, and the whole damn thing just to break off and sink into the Pacific. Arizona Bay needs to be a thing.
Not only there being minorities at Goodwill, but all the stuff there is used. Phil believes he should have nice new stuff. Used stuff is for poor people and peasants. Phil is better than that.
More a home? Didn't Philty go for that shoddy knockoff Antifa look on his previous den?
Note how he stressed the cold
Better keep that picture for a "Before and after" comparison when Philty is inevitably kicked out of tankietopia barracks.
That's if his Shrek feet don't end up being amputated due to Diabetes.
But that would mean actually committing a crime and run the risk of being arrested. Being convicted of a crime would put Phil at risk of losing his TardBux. The Crime Minister of Antifa can't risk losing his tard welfare due to committing actual crimes. Much safer to boast and posture on social media.
You mean like throwing actual molotov cocktails at the guy who constantly fantasizes about throwing molotovs at the people he hates?
Speaking of Goodwill, some branches employ people like Phil. Of course, they also have legal loopholes enabling the company to cheat their employees out of minimum wage, but 60¢ per hour is more than Phil is probably worth. Plus he has his tardbux anyway, so he doesn't really have the need for a job in the first place, at least in his mind.
It used to look like such a cool city in the 90's and 00's. Nowadays it seems pretty unsafe unless you're a LARPing mall ninja.
Phil could be in the worst parts of South Chicago, Baltimore or New Orleans and he'd still be perfectly safe, since he never leaves his Antardfa Barracks.
He'd never leave anyways because he hates black people.
He is a CRIME MINISTER. He can just steal.
And lose his mall ninja income!? He'd eat his shoes before stealing something.
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