[2 Sep 19] Phil Begs for Housewarming Gifts - Too fucking lazy to move shit so he thrown them all away

[Hecate]

as its been said potato head here is probably too afraid to step into a goodwill where he can completely furnish his small hovel under $200.
but has he never heard of Craigslist?
here you sped, links to absolutely FREE shit you can get right now off of Craigslist in your area.

chairs: https://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/zip/d/portland-3-ikea-tobias-chairs-free/6970155792.html

table: https://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/zip/d/portland-free-black-ikea-table/6970149956.html

jars, blanket spread, large (lol) woman's clothes, fridge, and art: https://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/zip/d/portland-free-household-items/6970139046.html

shower curtain: https://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/zip/d/portland-free-stuff/6968964977.html

microwave: https://portland.craigslist.org/wsc/zip/d/portland-microwave/6969880208.html

end tables with matching lamps: https://portland.craigslist.org/wsc/zip/d/portland-coffee-table-with-matching-end/6969864548.html

there you go re.tard. everything you wanted besides a fucking toaster. now get off your fat ass and go pick this shit up. oh, and I almost forgot the most important thing, a crib and changing table: https://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/zip/d/portland-crib-and-changing-table/6968919389.html

sorry, it doesn't come with someone to wipe your ass and change your nappies for you. though considering your reported stank I don't think you mind how dirty your stinkditch gets

 

[The Dude]

He'd never leave anyways because he hates black people.

Phil is just terrified of going outside, period. He lives in one of the whitest cities in the nation and he barely ever leaves. Outside people aren't going to respect his preferred pronouns like they will on the internet. They'll see him looking and dressing like the male he is and "misgender" him. He can't allow his fragile delusions of being a pretty Latina badass be broken by random people on the street reminding him he's male.

as its been said potato head here is probably too afraid to step into a goodwill where he can completely furnish his small hovel under $200.
but has he never heard of Craigslist?
here you sped, links to absolutely FREE shit you can get right now off of Craigslist in your area.

chairs: https://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/zip/d/portland-3-ikea-tobias-chairs-free/6970155792.html

table: https://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/zip/d/portland-free-black-ikea-table/6970149956.html

jars, blanket spread, large (lol) woman's clothes, fridge, and art: https://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/zip/d/portland-free-household-items/6970139046.html

shower curtain: https://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/zip/d/portland-free-stuff/6968964977.html

microwave: https://portland.craigslist.org/wsc/zip/d/portland-microwave/6969880208.html

end tables with matching lamps: https://portland.craigslist.org/wsc/zip/d/portland-coffee-table-with-matching-end/6969864548.html

there you go re.tard. everything you wanted besides a fucking toaster. now get off your fat ass and go pick this shit up. oh, and I almost forgot the most important thing, a crib and changing table: https://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/zip/d/portland-crib-and-changing-table/6968919389.html

sorry, it doesn't come with someone to wipe your ass and change your nappies for you. though considering your reported stank I don't think you mind how dirty your stinkditch gets

You don't expect Phil to actually pay for practical things HIMSELF, do you? No, no, no, that's what suckers on the internet are for. Why "waste" his tard welfare on things like microwaves and furniture for Antardfa Barracks Mk 2 when he can e-beg for that stuff and spend his TardBux on "important" things like ninja throwing stars and nunchaku and bear spray?

 

[Coldgrip]

as its been said potato head here is probably too afraid to step into a goodwill where he can completely furnish his small hovel under $200.
but has he never heard of Craigslist?
here you sped, links to absolutely FREE shit you can get right now off of Craigslist in your area.

chairs: https://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/zip/d/portland-3-ikea-tobias-chairs-free/6970155792.html

table: https://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/zip/d/portland-free-black-ikea-table/6970149956.html

jars, blanket spread, large (lol) woman's clothes, fridge, and art: https://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/zip/d/portland-free-household-items/6970139046.html

shower curtain: https://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/zip/d/portland-free-stuff/6968964977.html

microwave: https://portland.craigslist.org/wsc/zip/d/portland-microwave/6969880208.html

end tables with matching lamps: https://portland.craigslist.org/wsc/zip/d/portland-coffee-table-with-matching-end/6969864548.html

there you go re.tard. everything you wanted besides a fucking toaster. now get off your fat ass and go pick this shit up. oh, and I almost forgot the most important thing, a crib and changing table: https://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/zip/d/portland-crib-and-changing-table/6968919389.html

sorry, it doesn't come with someone to wipe your ass and change your nappies for you. though considering your reported stank I don't think you mind how dirty your stinkditch gets

If he won't set foot in a goodwill, he sure as fuck won't be able to handle craigslist. You've seen what some, or hell, most of the people selling or giving away free shit on that site look and act like. They would scare the shit out of him.

Literally.

 

[Hecate]

Phil is just terrified of going outside, period. He lives in one of the whitest cities in the nation and he barely ever leaves. Outside people aren't going to respect his preferred pronouns like they will on the internet. They'll see him looking and dressing like the male he is and "misgender" him. He can't allow his fragile delusions of being a pretty Latina badass be broken by random people on the street reminding him he's male.



You don't expect Phil to actually pay for practical things HIMSELF, do you? No, no, no, that's what suckers on the internet are for. Why "waste" his tard welfare on things like microwaves and furniture for Antardfa Barracks Mk 2 when he can e-beg for that stuff and spend his TardBux on "important" things like ninja throwing stars and nunchaku and bear spray?

this shit is free, though considering it's likely that Phil threw out all his shit because he doesn't even have a friend with a car, I don't think he can pick up all this shit lol

If he won't set foot in a goodwill, he sure as fuck won't be able to handle craigslist. You've seen what some, or hell, most of the people selling or giving away free shit on that site look and act like. They would scare the shit out of him.

Literally.

that's fair, I mean heaven forbid lugernuts tries to talk to an actual person

 

[CheesyBoy]

"Some area floor coverings or rugs for the hardwood floors in my bedroom / armory."
Phil, airsoft guns, knives that would break in an actual fight, and a tranny bat don't make an armory.

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

I decided to give him a follow on Mastodon. This website requires you to get approval to join. Why the fuck did they approve someone calling themself a "Crime Minister"?

There’s no reason to follow Phil on Mastodon. He has no friends on there and everything he wants to get notices he’ll post publically anyway. The first thing he’ll think when he sees a random following him is it’s a Kiwi, and he probably checks here more often than his Mastodon so already knows it’s you.

Way to go, champ. Phil just “found and ousted” another Kiwi “fash operative”. What was the point? Sorry to be harsh, but don’t do this shit. There are plenty of Kiwis with well-hidden socks out there in his social media already. Leave it to them.

 

[JY's Tampon]

There’s no reason to follow Phil on Mastodon. He has no friends on there and everything he wants to get notices he’ll post publically anyway. The first thing he’ll think when he sees a random following him is it’s a Kiwi, and he probably checks here more often than his Mastodon so already knows it’s you.

Way to go, champ. Phil just “found and ousted” another Kiwi “fash operative”. What was the point? Sorry to be harsh, but don’t do this shit. There are plenty of Kiwis with well-hidden socks out there in his social media already. Leave it to them.

I mean look at the site's admin.

 

[Junkail]

Honestly, the West Coast really needs a string of major natural disasters, earthquakes and volcanoes erupting, and the whole damn thing just to break off and sink into the Pacific. Arizona Bay needs to be a thing.

And lose your donor states and 10% of the population in the process? Just as there are many Phils in the west coast, there are many more immigrants and natives alike who work hard and contribute to a function, productive society. Also, Phil may be enabled by the system, but that is because that system is there to help everyone in need, both grifters and genuinely needy people alike.

 

[Ruin]

That'll show 'em!

Does Phil just burn his SSDI money? Why does he have to beg for furniture? You can't tell me $1500 a month isn't enough to furnish and maintain a 440 sq ft apartment.

Philthy gets about $950 a month, about 87% of which is auto deducted for rent by his subsidized tard housing so he's actually not lying about being broke it's just he's such an unsympathetic jobless by choice piece of shit no one cares and rightfully so.

Also he doesn't have Slingblade who was obviously the more skilled grifter around anymore.

 

[MasterDisaster]

Philthy gets about $950 a month, about 87% of which is auto deducted for rent by his subsidized tard housing so he's actually not lying about being broke it's just he's such an unsympathetic jobless by choice piece of shit no one cares and rightfully so.

Also he doesn't have Slingblade who was obviously the more skilled grifter around anymore.

Wait Philthys rent is 827$? I thought this dumbfuck lived in section 8 housing. Is Portland really that fucked rent wise?

 

[drtoboggan]

Wait Philthys rent is 827$? I thought this dumbfuck lived in section 8 housing. Is Portland really that fucked rent wise?

I wouldn't be surprised.

 

[Ray Streip]

Man, if only there were a way to earn money in exchange for doing things for a company. You know, like a job? And I love how even his fictitious goings-on paint Phil to be an irresponsible dipshit, like nobody's gonna feel bad for you for not prioritizing your move because of "protests" and nobody's impressed that you left all of your belongings in that "shithole" apartment: show some Goddamn accountability, "crime minister".

 

[The Dude]

And lose your donor states and 10% of the population in the process? Just as there are many Phils in the west coast, there are many more immigrants and natives alike who work hard and contribute to a function, productive society. Also, Phil may be enabled by the system, but that is because that system is there to help everyone in need, both grifters and genuinely needy people alike.

LOL who cares? We would be just fine without them.

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

And lose his mall ninja income!? He'd eat his shoes before stealing something.

We all know he loves bootlicking, eating his shoes is just the next logical step.

As long as he can get them with extra cheese.

 

[CatharticShitHead]

"Help a struggling trans femme Antifa Supersoldier (A)(///)"

I'm sorry. I'm apparently out of the news and late. This is Phil? Did he fucking TROON?

 

[DatBepisTho]

"Help a struggling trans femme Antifa Supersoldier (A)(///)"

I'm sorry. I'm apparently out of the news and late. This is Phil? Did he fucking TROON?

Shit, son! You are way out of the loop if this is news to you.
Phil has been claiming to be trans (Latina, femme, etc) for years now.

-Not to mention failing horribly in his halfassed attempts... when he actually even tried that is.

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

"Help a struggling trans femme Antifa Supersoldier (A)(///)"

I'm sorry. I'm apparently out of the news and late. This is Phil? Did he fucking TROON?

Literally like ten fucking years ago

Are you perhaps mistaking this Phil with DarkSydePhil?

 

[CatharticShitHead]

Literally like ten fucking years ago

Are you perhaps mistaking this Phil with DarkSydePhil?

I feel so embarrassed. Yes I thought this was DSP. I was so fucking baffled because I never thought he would troon. I guess I was right. Hold on, by the time you read this, I'll know who this Phil is.

 

[beautiful person]

Wait Philthys rent is 827$? I thought this dumbfuck lived in section 8 housing. Is Portland really that fucked rent wise?

Yes

 

[CatharticShitHead]

Literally like ten fucking years ago

Are you perhaps mistaking this Phil with DarkSydePhil?

OK I read up on this Phil and gotta say. If you told me that this was indeed DSP on some type of antifa trans ebegging kick, I would believe you.