[2 Sep 19] Phil Begs for Housewarming Gifts - Too fucking lazy to move shit so he thrown them all away

Misaki Nakahara

Personally killed 18 transwomen-of-colour
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OK I read up on this Phil and gotta say. If you told me that this was indeed DSP on some type of antifa trans ebegging kick, I would believe you.
Not the first time that has happened on this subforum. Welcome to the true depths of autism.

We're going on another 12-hour camp-out monitoring Phil soon, we've just had the orders from the boys upstairs to get more intel on his Antifa connections before the big attack. If you're anywhere near Portland you're welcome to join us, just bring your night vision goggles and any other surveillance equipment you may have on hand.
 

Coldgrip

Not Cody.
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Not the first time that has happened on this subforum. Welcome to the true depths of autism.

We're going on another 12-hour camp-out monitoring Phil soon, we've just had the orders from the boys upstairs to get more intel on his Antifa connections before the big attack. If you're anywhere near Portland you're welcome to join us, just bring your night vision goggles and any other surveillance equipment you may have on hand.
Should we bring our Ku Klux Kiwi robes or are we saving those for the event we have coming up in a few days?
 

Misaki Nakahara

Personally killed 18 transwomen-of-colour
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Just wait until all the shit clutters up and then you send him a coffee maker.
Christ, if Phil had a housefire he'd have enough ammunition for his "the alt-right is targeting me!" conspiracies for the rest of his life.

Phil should join some kind of modern military LARPing party, if such a thing exists. He'd be great at it because he never breaks character. He could play the guy they put on the frontlines to absorb some of the bullets, and he loves spending his money so he'd probably get the pizza and beers in afterwards.
 

The Final Troondown

Title VII Protected Trans Nigga
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My working theory is this is all shit slingblade pawned for gutrot before he left and spudboy has only just noticed

I believe Phil had some kind of case worker or SpEd advocate who helped Phil get into the Antardfa Barracks Mk 1, but he doesn't have a full time case worker unfortunately. He really does need a payee or some other state appointed adult to manage his finances for him. Phil is not intelligent enough, nor mature enough to have financial autonomy.



Why is that sad? I think its hilarious that Phil has alienated everyone due to his selfishness, lies, and attention whoring to the point that no one is willing to show him "financial solidarity".



I don't think he gets that much each month for his TardBux. Phil only gets about $950. That's one of the reasons he's so jealous of CWC, because CWC gets more tard welfare than Phil. Also, CWC passes as a woman better, and people actually like CWC.
He also hates CWC because phil is terrified of the system inspite of his anarchist longings whilst the teflon tard commits crimes seemingly at will, which the system dares not jail him for
 

Tragi-Chan

A thousand years old
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The great irony here is that for the past few weeks, he’s been desperately trying to get us to pay attention to him with his macho posturing, but because he’s so boring it’s never merited more than a post in Random Updates. Now he gets a new thread because he can’t figure out how to not spend all his money on useless crap.
 

Misaki Nakahara

Personally killed 18 transwomen-of-colour
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Good news! I ran a computer simulation and it turns out he doesn’t need blankets, he can just pull his wattle down over himself. Artist’s impression:
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Toren is already hiding under his wattle, there isn't room for two. The reason he's eating so much delivery pizza lately is to try and make some room before the winter.
 
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