[2 Sep 19] Phil Begs for Housewarming Gifts - Too fucking lazy to move shit so he thrown them all away

TalmudSperg

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info here. i still have relatives with subsidized housing. asked the property manager what someone would have to do to be kicked out if you have sec 8.
she said "not pay rent" other than that, a filthy home. were her words. she said that she wanted to, but couldn't kick out drug users\dealers, habitual litterers on sec 8,
renters with extra people living with them, because it was her word against theirs.
 

Xochi

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Yep. Housewarming gifts are an example of the decadent excess inherent with Capitalist systems. Because people who work in a Capitalist society typically get to keep most of what they make, they can afford to buy extra stuff to gift to their friends and family when they get a new home. In a Communist utopia, the state gives you everything you need without any unnecessary extras, like flat screen televisions or laptop computers or airsoft rifles. You don't need useless shit like that to live. Just the essentials in the Worker's Paradise of Communism.
It's endlessly hilarious to me that online commies equate "communism" with "buying whatever products you want and some anonymous billionaire pays for it so you don't have any obligations to do anything ever". Like nigga you ever read a BOOK in your life?
 

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It's endlessly hilarious to me that online commies equate "communism" with "buying whatever products you want and some anonymous billionaire pays for it so you don't have any obligations to do anything ever". Like nigga you ever read a BOOK in your life?
You never see modern commies with the most basic cell phones on the market, you never see them wearing ugly, brandless clothing, you never see them eating the most generic brands of food, you never see them living a lifestyle you would find in any true communist country. They always have to have the latest tech, trendy clothes (some of which ironically have slogans against the free market that allowed that item to be bought/sold), drinking Starbucks, going to see the latest Marvel movie, and living a lifestyle that puts them among the top percent of the world. They all seem to think "man, this retail job sucks, but because I have no aspirations to work my way up the corporate ladder and don't make as much as the CEO then clearly capitalism is the problem".
 

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info here. i still have relatives with subsidized housing. asked the property manager what someone would have to do to be kicked out if you have sec 8.
she said "not pay rent" other than that, a filthy home. were her words. she said that she wanted to, but couldn't kick out drug users\dealers, habitual litterers on sec 8,
renters with extra people living with them, because it was her word against theirs.
How do property managers deal with people who habitually file complains against other tenants?
 
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How do property managers deal with people who habitually file complains against other tenants?
Most landlords will just stop following up on the complaints (or make a token effort) and refuse to renew the lease-tenants' rights laws only cover basics like heat and water, not noise complaints or guaranteed renewals.

As far as I can tell from these three four links the landlord isn't liable for other tenants' behavior towards Phil regardless of circumstance (doesn't say it explicitly but there's no mention of anything to that effect and the 3rd link makes it sound like the rules must be fair but enforcement can be selective as long as it isn't illegal discrimination) with no special rules for Section 8.

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Imagine being the poor landlord who gets stuck with Phil, nailing shit to the walls and posting on Mastodon about how all landlords should be killed all day.

I bet the apartment Phil lived in probably smells of stale pizza and Italian man-musk to this day. Oh, and faintly of vomit, from when he had someone's alcoholic deadbeat father squatting illegally in the bedroom.
Phil's gross, but so many Section 8 recipients are criminals/junkies/violent that I'm not sure he was that bad compared to the other tenants. He's just too much of a coward to do anything if anyone confronted him IRL.
 
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Xochi

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Most landlords will just stop following up on the complaints (or make a token effort) and refuse to renew the lease-tenants' rights laws only cover basics like heat and water, not noise complaints or guaranteed renewals.

As far as I can tell from these three four links the landlord isn't liable for other tenants' behavior towards Phil regardless of circumstance (doesn't say it explicitly but there's no mention of anything to that effect and the 3rd link makes it sound like the rules must be fair but enforcement can be selective as long as it isn't illegal discrimination) with no special rules for Section 8.
Imagine being the poor landlord who gets stuck with Phil, nailing shit to the walls and posting on Mastodon about how all landlords should be killed all day.

I bet the apartment Phil lived in probably smells of stale pizza and Italian man-musk to this day. Oh, and faintly of vomit, from when he had someone's alcoholic deadbeat father squatting illegally in the bedroom.
 

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It's endlessly hilarious to me that online commies equate "communism" with "buying whatever products you want and some anonymous billionaire pays for it so you don't have any obligations to do anything ever". Like nigga you ever read a BOOK in your life?
Of course they don't read books, especially not books about Communism or political theory. The more time spent reading actual books, the less time spent bitching on social media about how the US sucks, Orange Man bad, and how everyone who doesn't agree with them is a literal goose-stepping Nazi. Plus books like that always have big, complex words and complicated concepts in them, so they likely couldn't get through the whole book without giving up anyways.


You never see modern commies with the most basic cell phones on the market, you never see them wearing ugly, brandless clothing, you never see them eating the most generic brands of food, you never see them living a lifestyle you would find in any true communist country. They always have to have the latest tech, trendy clothes (some of which ironically have slogans against the free market that allowed that item to be bought/sold), drinking Starbucks, going to see the latest Marvel movie, and living a lifestyle that puts them among the top percent of the world. They all seem to think "man, this retail job sucks, but because I have no aspirations to work my way up the corporate ladder and don't make as much as the CEO then clearly capitalism is the problem".
There used to be a time in this country when Commies and Pinko-leaning hippies would get together, pool their money, buy a plot of land, and create actual communes (since "commune" is the root word of "Comminism"). The people in these communes would share everything equally, from the food, to the money, to the work. Everyone pitched in, everyone worked, and everyone shared, everyone contributed. If you didn't pull your weight then you were evicted from the community. Communism and Socialism can actually work if it's on a small scale, no bigger than a city or possibly a state. But once it gets to country size then everything falls apart. And every person in that community has to believe in the system and work hard to make the system work. They have to want to put the collective before themselves. And most of these modern American Commie kids are selfish, lazy, and entitled. Just like Phil.

Imagine being the poor landlord who gets stuck with Phil, nailing shit to the walls and posting on Mastodon about how all landlords should be killed all day.

I bet the apartment Phil lived in probably smells of stale pizza and Italian man-musk to this day. Oh, and faintly of vomit, from when he had someone's alcoholic deadbeat father squatting illegally in the bedroom.
I'm sure the predominant smells when Phil left the Antardfa Barracks 1.0 were shit and the body odor stank that only comes from someone who hasn't had a shower in literal years.

And their brains are developmentally stunted and defective because mommy drank heavily while they were in the womb.
FTFY fam.
 

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There used to be a time in this country when Commies and Pinko-leaning hippies would get together, pool their money, buy a plot of land, and create actual communes (since "commune" is the root word of "Comminism"). The people in these communes would share everything equally, from the food, to the money, to the work. Everyone pitched in, everyone worked, and everyone shared, everyone contributed. If you didn't pull your weight then you were evicted from the community. Communism and Socialism can actually work if it's on a small scale, no bigger than a city or possibly a state. But once it gets to country size then everything falls apart. And every person in that community has to believe in the system and work hard to make the system work. They have to want to put the collective before themselves. And most of these modern American Commie kids are selfish, lazy, and entitled. Just like Phil.
That would be a great TV show. Take all of these college commies and put them in a commune.
"Steve, you need to help build the house you intend to live in."
"But, I'm the community poet!"
 

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Phil's gross, but so many Section 8 recipients are criminals/junkies/violent that I'm not sure he was that bad compared to the other tenants. He's just too much of a coward to do anything if anyone confronted him IRL.
The craziest thing about this is that Phil is surrounded by violent drug dealers, gang members and junkies..... but he’s only worried about an Internet forum that’s laughing at him. Hey, Phil! Maybe you should worry more about the guys who wear a lot of red or blue and less about Kiwis.
 

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There used to be a time in this country when Commies and Pinko-leaning hippies would get together, pool their money, buy a plot of land, and create actual communes (since "commune" is the root word of "Comminism"). The people in these communes would share everything equally, from the food, to the money, to the work. Everyone pitched in, everyone worked, and everyone shared, everyone contributed. If you didn't pull your weight then you were evicted from the community.
Unfortunately, diggers have since become triggers.

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12 September. No one bought him any of those things. Not even a $5 shower curtain.
What a surprise!

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Financial solidarity requested. Trans Woman struggling to rebuild from moving from a transphobic apartment complex 3 months ago

I really really really need a shower curtain and bathroom rug. Taking baths in the tub is cool and all but I also want to be able to shower standing up and without the water splashing onto the bathroom's hardwood floor. I have been slow to fully invest in my new apartment more of a home for the last three months due to insurgent fash incursions into Portland this summer.

Anything helps towards a better bathroom right now. It's really annoying me to shower and risk water splashing everywhere without a shower curtain and bathroom rug to barrier the water.

Cash app $AntifaPrimeMinOffice
Venmo @ AntifaPrimeMinOfficePDX
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No one believes you'd ever taken a bath or a shower Phil. :philthy:

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Kiwi Farms complaining I cost them taxpayer money for the 1773rd time... 🤣 😂

I really don't want to give any of my income to the IRS and funding ICE concentration camps and Israel bombing unarmed Arab Palestinian civilians.

Also the US federal government doesn't recognize transgender people as existing.

Sorry Kiwi Fash, no taxation without representation or recognition.
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TalmudSperg

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That would be a great TV show. Take all of these college commies and put them in a commune.
"Steve, you need to help build the house you intend to live in."
"But, I'm the community poet!"
B.A. in English here, that's the funniest thing I've read all month.

Does phill really think he has an income?
On some level he knows the "working class" the "proletariat" support his ability to do nothing.
They work for him to live while he does nothing
 
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CheesyBoy

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Sorry Kiwi Fash, no taxation without representation or recognition.
Does Phil even know where that quote comes from? And by his logic, we should all be able to pick and choose which poor people we give our taxes to to help them pay for their food/rent. He would soon have to beg for more money than usual when no one gives him their hard earned tax dollars.
 

CheesyBoy

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The craziest thing about this is that Phil is surrounded by violent drug dealers, gang members and junkies..... but he’s only worried about an Internet forum that’s laughing at him. Hey, Phil! Maybe you should worry more about the guys who wear a lot of red or blue and less about Kiwis.
If his shithole was broken into and robbed he would probably just blame us.
 

The Dude

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Unfortunately, diggers have since become triggers.

+ + + + +

12 September. No one bought him any of those things. Not even a $5 shower curtain.
What a surprise!

[Text]
Financial solidarity requested. Trans Woman struggling to rebuild from moving from a transphobic apartment complex 3 months ago

I really really really need a shower curtain and bathroom rug. Taking baths in the tub is cool and all but I also want to be able to shower standing up and without the water splashing onto the bathroom's hardwood floor. I have been slow to fully invest in my new apartment more of a home for the last three months due to insurgent fash incursions into Portland this summer.

Anything helps towards a better bathroom right now. It's really annoying me to shower and risk water splashing everywhere without a shower curtain and bathroom rug to barrier the water.

Cash app $AntifaPrimeMinOffice
Venmo @ AntifaPrimeMinOfficePDX
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No one believes you'd ever taken a bath or a shower Phil. :philthy:

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Kiwi Farms complaining I cost them taxpayer money for the 1773rd time... 🤣 😂

I really don't want to give any of my income to the IRS and funding ICE concentration camps and Israel bombing unarmed Arab Palestinian civilians.

Also the US federal government doesn't recognize transgender people as existing.

Sorry Kiwi Fash, no taxation without representation or recognition.
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You don't have an "income" Phil. Income implies that you have a job and work for the money you get. You just have tard welfare. Your tard welfare is paid for with the money normal people pay in taxes. That's why people lament you wasting tax payer money.

This fuckwit doesn’t know what we mean by him costing taxpayer money. He has no idea where his tugboat comes from, or how taxation works. Above all, he doesn’t know what “no taxation without representation” means.
I knew Phil was a re.tard with a sub-80 IQ, but I thought he'd at least know something as simple as the fact that he's able to collect TardBux because normal people pay taxes and those tax dollars are what fund his welfare checks. I guess I gave Phil too much credit.

Which begs the question: If Phil is so re.tarded that he doesn't understand how taxes and his TardBux work, then where does he think the money comes from? From the ass of some magical money unicorn or something? Seriously, of all the utterly stupid, moronic things Phil has ever said (and it's a looooong fucking list), this has to be at the top.
 
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You pay sales tax on all your vegan pizzas, tard harnesses and mall ninja gear Philip.
Not in Oregon. No sales tax here.
Gas, property, and income are heavily taxed here, but he doesn't drive or own property, and his income is taxes. There are likely hidden taxes (or maybe not hidden in Portland, idk) in whatever rent he pays, but that's not his money. But neither is the money he uses to buy mall ninja shit.

He's found a way to slug his way under the system to where he can live a perpetual manchild lifestyle, with the entire rest of adult society paying his way through life with no contribution back into the system on his part. He thinks this is some sort of anarcho-communist blessing (which he is entitled to, of course), when it's really the benevolence of a successful capitalist system that keeps him afloat. Anarchists who can't/won't take care of themselves starve, and communists who can't/won't contribute (labor, not taxes) are purged.
 
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