2 The Ranting Gryphon / 2gryphon / Matthew Wayne Davis - Furry Fandom "Comedian" Whose Spotlight is Fading, leader of the "Anthro" fandom

[eternal dog mongler]

That necrotic tissue in his hip that was mentioned earlier can be attributed to alcoholism as a pretty severe symptom/side effect. His chronic alcohol abuse is basically destroying his body.

It's one of those complications of long-term alcoholism that nobody tells you about.

Most people think of cirrhosis but, no, passing out drunk like some fucking early 2000s ragdoll glitch makes your bones sad. Then they rot off.

There's also esophageal varices, which form once your portal vein is blocked due to scar tissue and then they can rupture at pretty much any time and then you get to vomit out about half your total blood volume in five minutes.

Have fun, Dr. Kage.

 

[Frogasm]

It's one of those complications of long-term alcoholism that nobody tells you about.

Most people think of cirrhosis but, no, passing out drunk like some fucking early 2000s ragdoll glitch makes your bones sad. Then they rot off.

There's also esophageal varices, which form once your portal vein is blocked due to scar tissue and then they can rupture at pretty much any time and then you get to vomit out about half your total blood volume in five minutes.

Have fun, Dr. Kage.

That necrotic tissue in his hip that was mentioned earlier can be attributed to alcoholism as a pretty severe symptom/side effect. His chronic alcohol abuse is basically destroying his body.

jesus, I knew he was a drinker but i didn't realize it was this bad. ironic that his biggest symptom of serious alcoholism would be that he cannot stand up to do stand up comedy anymore

 

[Connectingdotsanddogs]

jesus, I knew he was a drinker but i didn't realize it was this bad. ironic that his biggest symptom of serious alcoholism would be that he cannot stand up to do stand up comedy anymore

Russian roulette with shots. Which one will be the one to finally spare us all from his stand up routine and leave us with a drooling shitty mess through lack of choice this time rather then just as their kink?

 

[nonnewtonian]

ironic that his biggest symptom of serious alcoholism would be that he cannot stand up to do stand up comedy anymore

Fitting since he never had the comedy part down, either.

 

[Sneed's Feed And Seed]

Russian roulette with shots. Which one will be the one to finally spare us all from his stand up routine and leave us with a drooling shitty mess through lack of choice this time rather then just as their kink?

He gave up drinking a year and a half ago, he posted pretty regular updates regarding that.

 

[Connectingdotsanddogs]

He gave up drinking a year and a half ago, he posted pretty regular updates regarding that.

Good for him. Did he give up his other shitty behavior or stop looking at kiddy pics and pretending he has no idea why he has been investigated twice? Pretty hard to believe he has been visited twice for it and also had no idea his fiance was into it.

Apologies if I think a washed up "comedian" that lived on the drink for however many years has suddenly given it all up because health reasons.

Either way I don't care enough to follow him regularly to know that. I'll believe he's stopped drinking for good when the hands can't lift another glass

 

[Meowthkip]

Doesn't he have some kind of genetic abnormality like Marfan Syndrome or something, or am I thinking of someone else?

If he does have Marfan's, it's a connective tissue disorder, so that would make him more delicate and prone to injury as he gets older. He's fortunate that he hasn't put on a lot of weight and his metabolism has stayed high, because that can also cause additional strain on tendons, and that's not getting into the heart complications people with Marphan's have. Add alcoholism on top of that and you're in for a rough time.

 

[Slapstickmonkey]

So has it been talked about yet that Xydexx was the one that got 2 dropped from Anthrocon? Xydexx and 2 have had a massive hate boner for each other for well over a decade, and Xydexx finally packed enough people on the Anthrocon board to get his way. This all all fueled by the fact that Kage is good friends with 2, and Xydexx's husband/boyfriend/fuck buddy Rigel has a side relationship with Kage. Xydexx is six kinds of jealous of 2, and treats him and anyone who associates with him like shit. But he can't do that with Kage.

 

[3119967d0c]

Mr Gyphon is finally getting the attention he deserves! He's being re-Telegrammed by Extremely Relevant furries like Milo Yiannopolis.

https://archive.md/As2M4

The snowflakes will never be able to compete with hot takes like this.

https://archive.md/IOkSC

SJWs have been conclusively blown the fuck out.

 

[Jigglyjogglers]

That's not even his hot take, that's a hot take he reheated from someone else. Hell it's basically just a badly-cut piece of beef from "An armed society is a polite society."

 

[FursuitSerialKiller]

Mr Gyphon is finally getting the attention he deserves! He's being re-Telegrammed by Extremely Relevant furries like Milo Yiannopolis.
View attachment 938599
https://archive.md/As2M4

The snowflakes will never be able to compete with hot takes like this.
View attachment 938600
https://archive.md/IOkSC

SJWs have been conclusively blown the fuck out.

The thing is, 2 could be Milo's door to the furry fandom. Milo's con-artistry success is everything 2 wants, including a still-functioning liver. They're both opportunists. 2 would see Milo as a way of latching onto someone more successful, sucking up to him the same way he did Uncle Pedo Kage in the late 90's and 2000's, and giving him the much needed vitality boost. Milo would rightfully see 2 as the sniveling fame hungry toady he is, and that would give him an in-road to fandom legitimacy in the sense of "I really am a furry! I'm totally not here just to stir shit! See? I know 2!"

It's a match made in alt-lite furfag hell.

To be honest the best possible outcome from all of this stupid bullshit is for 2 to finally die of alcohol abuse induced liver disease and Milo to fuck off into obscurity and hopefully a Tina addiction. Maybe he'll try the bronies next.

 

[Stock Photo James]

Mr Gyphon is finally getting the attention he deserves! He's being re-Telegrammed by Extremely Relevant furries like Milo Yiannopolis.
View attachment 938599
https://archive.md/As2M4

The snowflakes will never be able to compete with hot takes like this.
View attachment 938600
https://archive.md/IOkSC

SJWs have been conclusively blown the fuck out.

I assume next we can expect Milo to show up in Blumiere's Xanadu channel?

In any case, this is totally a good idea. It's not like duels we're discontinued for a reason. No way can subjective dishonouring be abused by sociopaths who spend most of their free time practicing fencing or other means of dueling to murder whoever they feel like. No way is this just like frivolous lawsuits but even worse.

If duels were a thing 2 would already be dead, sliced and diced by a antifa pooltoy otherkin with a katana.

 

[Jigglyjogglers]

In any case, this is totally a good idea. It's not like duels we're discontinued for a reason. No way can subjective dishonouring be abused by sociopaths who spend most of their free time practicing fencing or other means of dueling to murder whoever they feel like. No way is this just like frivolous lawsuits but even worse.

If duels were a thing 2 would already be dead, sliced and diced by a antifa pooltoy otherkin with a katana.

You're sending very mixed messages here.

 

[Stock Photo James]

You're sending very mixed messages here.

The part about it being a good idea was sarcasm, obviously. And I am certain that if duels were real, he would be offed by some social justice furry by now because they're rabid.

 

[Jigglyjogglers]

The part about it being a good idea was sarcasm, obviously. And I am certain that if duels were real, he would be offed by some social justice furry by now because they're rabid.

thatsthejoke.jpg

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

He's back.

Saying he's no longer a democrat, and going back to doing rants.

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

Welp, 2 seems to be going for broke. Attacking his former buddy Kage:

https://twitter.com/2_gryphon/status/1227705338213883905

Doesn't seem to be gaining traction.

 

[Jigglyjogglers]

Welp, 2 seems to be going for broke. Attacking his former buddy Kage:

https://twitter.com/2_gryphon/status/1227705338213883905

View attachment 1142188

Doesn't seem to be gaining traction.

Nothing quite like the fury of a spurned kept boy bottom.

 

[Mikoyan]

Welp, 2 seems to be going for broke. Attacking his former buddy Kage:

https://twitter.com/2_gryphon/status/1227705338213883905

View attachment 1142188

Doesn't seem to be gaining traction.

This was almost inevitable. I have no clue about the politics of AC spurning 2, but Kage sure didn't speak out against it (and nobody would expect him to, really) so...

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

This was almost inevitable. I have no clue about the politics of AC spurning 2, but Kage sure didn't speak out against it (and nobody would expect him to, really) so...

He's 16 minutes into his 15 minutes of fame. 2 is desperate to try to stay relevant after his tranny suicide rant. Or something.