Careercow 2, The Ranting Gryphon -

[bradsternum]

Mod Edit: locked because there's a newer thread about this guy.
https://encyclopediadramatica.se/2_gryphon
https://encyclopediadramatica.se/2_gryphon

Or

http://www.youtube.com/user/2gryphon?feature=watch

I hate this guy. He thinks he's something like George Carlin, a social commentator with a shrewd wit and a unique perspective on the human experience.

Have you ever been inside a crappy comedy club on amateur night? It looks something like this.

What makes him different from every other "comedian" on Youtube? He's a mini-boss in the Furry World! How's that for a hook?

This... this just... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNAEyWzQ ... ug&index=5
"Here's a list of phrases I don't like..." Reads like those bad Carlin chain letters, with bits plagiarized from Eddie Izzard for good measure.

 

[Saney]

Is it just me, or does he look a lot like Hugo Strange?

 

[José Mourinho]

 

[NobleGreyHorse]

I've met 2. He's actually fairly decent to talk to when you're just chilling in a hotel room with a bunch of people at a con -- I guess if you have something in common besides the event (we both have a similar spinal condition), it helps in having a semi-normal conversation.

He claims his fursona is called "2" because of a dream he had. I don't find this particularly weird considering that fandom is full of people who call themselves shit like "Cloudchaser Shaconage" (a minor lolcow in his own right, IMO) or "Tigerwolf," who became memetic on LiveJournal for insisting the anus was self-cleaning but the vag wasn't, or "Cuddly Battleship Kattywampus," an early member of the furry/weeb intersection.

He probably rocketed to mini-boss-level fame simply because Samuel Conway aka "Uncle Kage," the HFIC of Anthrocon, inexplicably kept giving him comedy shows there every year; the pair are drinking buddies and weapons-grade alcoholics.

There was one routine 2 did that made me laugh, but in retrospect the material was kind of sad: it was about attending a con, rooming with 232785 other dudes from the same fandom, and having to step over all of those drunk, snoring bodies to make it to the bathroom while oneself drunk. Toilet humor, truly the highest of wit, amirite?

 

[Henry Bemis]

There was one routine 2 did that made me laugh, but in retrospect the material was kind of sad: it was about attending a con, rooming with 232785 other dudes from the same fandom, and having to step over all of those drunk, snoring bodies to make it to the bathroom while oneself drunk. Toilet humor, truly the highest of wit, amirite?

Furries: good, clean fun.