Surgery [20 Feb 19] "Local Kiwi Farms Terrorist" reports "dead tissue inside" stink ditch - kiwifarms absolutely btfo

[OG 666]

Phil has changed his Twitter display name to "Local Kiwi Farms Terrorist" and posted a detailed update on the condition of his stink ditch. He has also renamed KF to "Genital Mills."

 

[UW 411]

'Genital Mills' sounds like a dodgy factory for stinkditch installations via conveyor belt.

Good choice, spud.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

So he was a senior in high school at 19 years of age. Holy fuck, he was so dumb he got held back!

 

[Jeanne d'Arc]

I still wish I never clicked the spoiler containing the image of his stink ditch in the first place. Some things are not meant for human eyes.

 

[DangerousGas]

So, necrosis and a failure to wash sufficiently.

Imagine my shock.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Okay. Is he actually going to call us that, or is this going to be like “Wacky Delly,” where he forgot by the following post?

Sounds like the only one getting their genitals milled is Phil.

 

[Nope]

So uhm, that new name, doesn't that imply that he is a terrorist for the kiwi farms, as in he would do attacks in the name of the farms?


Also what the fuck does he think the scientific method is?

 

[Cpt_Autismo]

So the stink ditch is truly rotting from the inside.

 

[I raped a dog 2day]

I always suspected that the reason Phil stopped posting vag pics is because he didn’t want us to know it’s horribly mangled, infected, crusted up, necrotic and closing up. This post virtually confirms that.

 

[ATaxingWoman]

It's good to hear he's not having any major troubles with his true and honest vag! I'm looking forward to the images

 

[Angry New Ager]

Can you imagine how bad his manhole has got to smell, with necrotic tissue inside?

Of course he's got complications due to his poor hygeine. We expected no less, Phil.

 

[wes]

What the fuck are "'Syria' fatigues" and why would Doge be impressed by them? If this appointment did happen, I imagine Phil tried to explain his mall ninja terrorist outfit and Doge responded the same way you do when a retard gets loose from their handler and approaches you randomly. You know, that nervous smile while you say "That's nice" and desperately search for an escape route.

I like Wacky Deli better, TBH, fam

 

[AF 802]

if I was general mills, i would be suing phil right now for associating their good name with inverting genitalia into your body.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

I bet Phil thought he was the smartest motherfucker who ever lived when he realized that “general” sounds like “genital.”

 

[4Macie]

What the fuck are "'Syria' fatigues" and why would Doge be impressed by them? If this appointment did happen, I imagine Phil tried to explain his mall ninja terrorist outfit and Doge responded the same way you do when an exceptional individual gets loose from their handler and approaches you randomly. You know, that nervous smile while you say "That's nice" and desperately search for an escape route.

I like Wacky Deli better, TBH, fam

He was wearing his stupid boots (likely) and the doctor was like "oh nice shoes" and then Phil went into a 20 min rant about them to which the Doc was like..oh shit, he's crazy and I did surgery on him... don't panic! but just replied "oh lovely. I'm impressed you do...all those things" and Phil took that as "omg he thinks I'm cool."

My favorite take aways from this twitter rant are:
1) phil clearly still reads here. "HI PHIL!"
2) he was still in Highschool at 19
3) he had literal dead tissue inside his stink ditch (which proves he was NOT doing his cleaning)
4) no reconstruction surgery ... likely because they literally have nothing to work with.

 

[HIVidaBoheme]

Necrotic tissue, tightening of pelvic floor muscles, and he is getting steroids... i am sure that immune system suppression will do wonders for him.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

> “I regained full bodily autonomy of my body.”
> Has to constantly maintain crotch wound in order not to die of blood poisoning.

 

[Coldgrip]

Of course Phil thinks Dr. Doge is the best, he was the only one willing to operate on a clearly mentally-ill man.

Though I can't be too harsh on the doc, after all, he is sterilizing the unfit.

Eugenics is alive and well.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

So does this mean he can finally ride a bike?

 

[StoicMoose]

Why the fuck would anyone admit to not cleaning out a festering wound in their body?