Surgery [20 Feb 19] "Local Kiwi Farms Terrorist" reports "dead tissue inside" stink ditch - kiwifarms absolutely btfo

wes

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What the fuck are "'Syria' fatigues" and why would Doge be impressed by them? If this appointment did happen, I imagine Phil tried to explain his mall ninja terrorist outfit and Doge responded the same way you do when an exceptional individual gets loose from their handler and approaches you randomly. You know, that nervous smile while you say "That's nice" and desperately search for an escape route.

I like Wacky Deli better, TBH, fam
 

4Macie

The Cow Dullahan
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What the fuck are "'Syria' fatigues" and why would Doge be impressed by them? If this appointment did happen, I imagine Phil tried to explain his mall ninja terrorist outfit and Doge responded the same way you do when an exceptional individual gets loose from their handler and approaches you randomly. You know, that nervous smile while you say "That's nice" and desperately search for an escape route.

I like Wacky Deli better, TBH, fam
He was wearing his stupid boots (likely) and the doctor was like "oh nice shoes" and then Phil went into a 20 min rant about them to which the Doc was like..oh shit, he's crazy and I did surgery on him... don't panic! but just replied "oh lovely. I'm impressed you do...all those things" and Phil took that as "omg he thinks I'm cool."

My favorite take aways from this twitter rant are:
1) phil clearly still reads here. "HI PHIL!"
2) he was still in Highschool at 19
3) he had literal dead tissue inside his stink ditch (which proves he was NOT doing his cleaning)
4) no reconstruction surgery ... likely because they literally have nothing to work with.
 
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