Phil has changed his Twitter display name to "Local Kiwi Farms Terrorist" and posted a detailed update on the condition of his stink ditch. He has also renamed KF to "Genital Mills."
He was wearing his stupid boots (likely) and the doctor was like "oh nice shoes" and then Phil went into a 20 min rant about them to which the Doc was like..oh shit, he's crazy and I did surgery on him... don't panic! but just replied "oh lovely. I'm impressed you do...all those things" and Phil took that as "omg he thinks I'm cool."What the fuck are "'Syria' fatigues" and why would Doge be impressed by them? If this appointment did happen, I imagine Phil tried to explain his mall
ninjaterrorist outfit and Doge responded the same way you do when an exceptional individual gets loose from their handler and approaches you randomly. You know, that nervous smile while you say "That's nice" and desperately search for an escape route.
I like Wacky Deli better, TBH, fam