2014-06-23 "The School Staff" Flickr album, Barb LEGO figure -

[Le Bateleur]

Chris has put some new pictures up on Flickr, including this album of "The School Staff". I'm guessing this relates to Manchester High faculty, but I could be wrong. In true Chris fashion, fantasy intrudes casually onto reality, as Doc Brown from Back to the Future makes an appearance.

More interestingly...heeeeere's Mommy

Any theories as to why Ms Babs Anne Weston appears in the "School Staff" album?

 

[Beef Thunderpants]

I think she volunteered at school for a while.

 

[CatParty]

Any theories as to why Ms Babs Anne Weston appears in the "School Staff" album?

someone has to pass her son.

 

[Jackie Chin]

I feel like Chris has collected the school faculty and put their minds into motionless plastic toys. He must truly want to collect them all...

 

[Zap Rowsdower]

Wow, if Doctor Emmet Brown taught at Chris's school, I'm beginning to understand his obsession with his high school years.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Is...is that the same figure his Chris figure was in bed with?

 

[Null]

Is...is that the same figure his Chris figure was in bed with?

Oh dear.

 

[Randall Fragg]

Is...is that the same figure his Chris figure was in bed with?

And Chris just got even more Norman Bates like.
I mean, he already had the awkwardness, living with his parents, psychopathic manchildishness, crossdressing, bizarre relationship with women, mass-debating, and now this.

 

[The Dude]

Is...is that the same figure his Chris figure was in bed with?

THEY WERE JUST SPOONING! NOT HANKY PANKY!

 

[Super Collie]

Is...is that the same figure his Chris figure was in bed with?

As hilarious as that would be, it's not her: https://www.flickr.com/photos/cwcvilleguardian/14269964207/

 

[4Macie]

Come on you guys! Chris NEEDED that China RIGHT THEN AND NOW! All those mini-figs just went through the hell of their lives! https://www.flickr.com/photos/cwcvilleguardian/sets/72157645275865696/

Now I have the song "It's getting hot in here" in my head.

*NOTE* the one that's his mom is the same figurine, just different clothes and mouth. So I'm guessing same set. The one that most closely looks like the one he was sleeping with in the one picture is "Mrs. Virginia Sanford"; but that one had pants and the one he's making out with has a skirt. So I'm starting to the think that either A) he now has like 3+ sets of that schoolhouse legoset or B) those sets (we know he has at least two) have multiple people that look the same in them.

 

[CatParty]

Come on you guys! Chris NEEDED that China RIGHT THEN AND NOW! All those mini-figs just went through the hell of their lives! https://www.flickr.com/photos/cwcvilleguardian/sets/72157645275865696/

Now I have the song "It's getting hot in here" in my head.

*NOTE* the one that's his mom is the same figurine, just different clothes and mouth. So I'm guessing same set. The one that most closely looks like the one he was sleeping with in the one picture is "Mrs. Virginia Sanford"; but that one had pants and the one he's making out with has a skirt. So I'm starting to the think that either A) he now has like 3+ sets of that schoolhouse legoset or B) those sets (we know he has at least two) have multiple people that look the same in them.

mrs. sanford? you mean someone who is almost a dead ringer for chris now?

Spoiler: except for hairline

 

[4Macie]

mrs. sanford? you mean someone who is almost a dead ringer for chris now?

Spoiler: except for hairline

Oh my gawd

 

[Strelok]

*NOTE* the one that's his mom is the same figurine, just different clothes and mouth. So I'm guessing same set. The one that most closely looks like the one he was sleeping with in the one picture is "Mrs. Virginia Sanford"; but that one had pants and the one he's making out with has a skirt. So I'm starting to the think that either A) he now has like 3+ sets of that schoolhouse legoset or B) those sets (we know he has at least two) have multiple people that look the same in them.

Only Chris could make the thought "Oh, he's only fantasizing about fucking his teacher from 15 years ago" less worrying than the alternative.

 

[Captain Cid]

mrs. sanford? you mean someone who is almost a dead ringer for chris now?

Spoiler: except for hairline

Um, no. Mrs. Sanford looks MUCH fucking better than Chris. She looks happy, somewhat healthy/not obese, etc etc. I'm not trying to be funny. Would you rather look like Mrs. Sanford at her age in this photo...or like Chris now?

 

[4Macie]

Only Chris could make the thought "Oh, he's only fantasizing about fucking his teacher from 15 years ago" less worrying than the alternative.

Considering the alternatives are either his mother, or his imaginary sister/daughter... yes.

 

[Angelica Rosechu]

You're lookin' good for someone with holes in her plastic butt, Lego-Babs.

Honestly, with how bad Chris apparently is with faces, he could absolutely think that's what his mother looks like. Maybe he was memorizing her face when he was still not talking and just staring blankly at things.
Or maybe he doesn't want old Lego minifigs. Take your pick.

 

[Anchuent Christory]

I'm wondering why he chose Ms instead of Mrs and left out the Chandler? Laziness most likely, but you can never tell with Chris, does he view Barb as a single lady now that Bob's in the great lumberyard in the sky?

 

[Le Bateleur]

I think (and fervently hope) that the eye colours are different for Babs and mystery gal-pal, and that Chris wouldn't consider giving his LEGO avatars more than one set of clothes each.

Spoiler

Otherwise, things have gone decidedly Appalachian.

 

[Ian Brandon Something]

I like how they are all teachers with full names, then BAM, out of nowhere he hits you with Infomaniac.