I saw someone say we should make a new thread for each update so if I misunderstood, sorry.
http://www.deviantart.com/art/Troll-Slaying-480688092
http://www.deviantart.com/art/Troll-Slaying-480688092
NEW AVATAR COMING UP!Given I have been to Hell and back over the past 3 months being besieged by negative emotions and the worst film the web has to offer, I feel my quest into Hell has been fruitful, and I have collected the heads of slain demons and trolls to prove it! If you're asking yourself, "What hunt in Hell?" Let me draw your attention to my former avatar: the-golden-knight.deviantart.c… Remember this song? www.youtube.com/watch?v=agWwSs… Well, this is what happens at the end, at triumph!
I originally wanted a "heroic pose" but I instead somehow drew a dance pose. Well, dancing atop the enemy corpses is just as good, I guess!I also wanted to have him in a sort of "Arena in Hell" or in some way indicating he made it to The End of Doom! But, I felt that being on top of his fallen foe and using its body as a raft to ride the river of lava is just as awesome!
In short, I DID go To Hell and Back! ("Previously, in the Jay Geis Clubhouse: Five Nights Without Sleep...")
I also tried giving more definitive bone structure and I exaggerate (or more closely resemble) my super skinny 120 pound physical build. Either way, unless you can help me improve, screw the drawing! I just wanted to show me standing triumphantly atop the slain forces of evil! Because if you ask me, I have survived and shrugged off the worst the evil corners of the web have to offer, save for outright crimes - and we ALL know how those would end.
The valiant Golden Knight entered Hell through the Nazi/Bully lines with only an assault rifle, and he left with his iconic Rail Rifle andNukesaber(the existence of the premise of a "Nukesaber" has been declassified in MotLW Pilot Epic 2).
Anyway, in conclusion, Extra Credits said it best with their Extra History segment: "Human history is essentially 3 parts: heroism, tragedy, and misunderstanding." I have faced misunderstanding and tragedy, so now I have achieved heroism! And heroism is part of my Golden Creed! Heroism means combating the forces of evil to uphold truth and justice, no matter how fearsome or disgusting the forces of evil present themselves.
Manowar said it best:
"Hold your head up high,
Raise your fist up in the air
Playing metal, louder than Hell! (Louder than Hell!)
They can't stop us, let 'em try
For heavy metal we will die!"
Finally, to all the evil people attempting to defame me, I have been researching how to combat the likes of you. Thanks to *THE* Wikipedia, the subjectively official world wide library, for your info and links: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Computer…
Feel free to leave feedback and critiques! Just be sure to be respectable! So unless it's something you're comfortable with saying to my face in-person, don't say it!
Whether I am compelled to action or I shall passively resist your obscene words, I will prevail!
