2014-09-25 Jay gets a job? -

Burned Man

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I'm 5 for 5 so far with him responding to me using this method. It works. I suppose one doesn't spend 6+ years working with Autistic children for special needs schools without learning something pertinent towards lolcows.
You are the cow whisperer. Don't abuse your gift, oh who am I kidding the more you can get out of Jay the better.
 

Le Bateleur

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Maybe his parents don't want him to move out in fear that he would start molesting little children or something. Under their roof he is easier to control and won't do anything too horrible. Maybe.
That's a good point. I suspect also that they don't want to be alone together in the house. From Jay's journals they don't get on...
 

MysticMisty

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Yeah, Geek Squad, the last refuge of the incompetent computer techs.

They go by means of a script, need to run "their own" diagnostics which from what I understand is 3rd party stuff and will "optimize" your system by doing a registry sweep, defrag and chkdsk. All for the incredible price of $69.99. What a deal!

Full list of their "services" found here: http://www.bestbuy.com/site/compute...es/pcmcat252500050032.c?id=pcmcat252500050032
The most outrageous service I know of is "installing" console games. Console games! Whoever came up with that is a true evil villain. Or something.

GK is so entitled and lazy I'm curious as to why he's taking on another job when he doesn't have a girlfriend to try to impress. My best guess is that bills are catching up and even Mommy Dearest can't do much. But it's also possible he thinks he can try to date his co-workers or the customers.

Also for some reason I have this feeling he's going to sneak off to the restrooms in order to masturbate at least once a day. :heart-empty: :c
 

The Mountain

I just really love head trauma.
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Do Best Buys even have bathrooms? I can't recall ever seeing one whenever I've gone there (which admittedly isn't terribly often).

Assuming they do... I pity whatever customer steps in to do his business and overhears Jay sharpening the 4-inch dagger. Something just tells me he's noisy as all hell while making the bald man cry.
 

Seahorses

More Green Than Whole Foods
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I have a huge vendetta against geek squad and this is the main reason why. They hire little fucks that can't repair computers or know nothing about computers and mess everything up. I've made many of their employees (in store and at the repair center) cry because I was so pissed at their little "contract" they have you sign and they have no fucking clue as to what they're doing. With how busy geek squad is because of people not knowing better, he's going to get flustered. Or someone like me is going to roll up and tear him a new one because he wouldn't be able to fix the problem. I give him 3 weeks tops.
The problem was you went into GeekSquad in the first place.
 

Poison_Ivy

Queen of the Couch-Fort
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The problem was you went into GeekSquad in the first place.

I didn't go to geek squad. My parents did. It was my first laptop and desktop pc. I was in highschool and they were gifts for my birthday and graduation. If I had known they were going to ignore my request to order from the company, I would've returned it immediately.
 

GREEDY FIREMAN

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Also for some reason I have this feeling he's going to sneak off to the restrooms in order to masturbate at least once a day. :heart-empty: :c

I pity whatever customer steps in to do his business and overhears Jay sharpening the 4-inch dagger. Something just tells me he's noisy as all hell while making the bald man cry.
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Jaimas

YOUR PEACEFUL LIFE IS NO MORE!!
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Mission Comprete. GK responded.

It's a talent. :P

I have a huge vendetta against geek squad and this is the main reason why. They hire little fucks that can't repair computers or know nothing about computers and mess everything up. I've made many of their employees (in store and at the repair center) cry because I was so pissed at their little "contract" they have you sign and they have no fucking clue as to what they're doing. With how busy geek squad is because of people not knowing better, he's going to get flustered. Or someone like me is going to roll up and tear him a new one because he wouldn't be able to fix the problem. I give him 3 weeks tops.
I actually have found them to be pretty cool, at least the ones near me. When I brought a PC case in asking if they could quicky-diagnose it for me, the response was along the lines of "Please don't ask us to do a full investigation on it; it'll cost you money and our manager's a dickass," and he gave a recommendation that ultimately wound up fixing the PC case (it was the switch). I know from a friend working on it that their actual tech guys are some of the most put-upon motherfuckers you will ever encounter, and they have stories that will make you doubt the existence of a kind and merciful creator.
 

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GamerGirl140

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Mission Comprete. GK responded.

It's a talent. :P


I actually have found them to be pretty cool, at least the ones near me. When I brought a PC case in asking if they could quicky-diagnose it for me, the response was along the lines of "Please don't ask us to do a full investigation on it; it'll cost you money and our manager's a dickass," and he gave a recommendation that ultimately wound up fixing the PC case (it was the switch). I know from a friend working on it that their actual tech guys are some of the most put-upon motherfuckers you will ever encounter, and they have stories that will make you doubt the existence of a kind and merciful creator.

In regards to his response, it's good to count your blessings and such but why do I get this feeling that there's a hint of arrogance in that response.

I don't have any issues with Geek Squad, then again, when I brought a computer into their shop, they actually managed to fix it. But I'm baffled as to how he even got a position there. I give him a week before he quits.
 

DrChristianTroy

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The most outrageous service I know of is "installing" console games. Console games! Whoever came up with that is a true evil villain. Or something.

:heart-empty: :c
That's a genius scam. Kind of wish I thought of it. As for the rest of geek squad, they're tech for the masses. If you're smart enough to find somewhere else, great. But for the parents and grandparents of the world I'm sure they feel safer going there than "Greg's Super Computer Resource" in the middle of a shitty looking shopping center.

I wonder if Jay actually got the job. I'm sure he did but he technically didn't say he did just that he expects an e-mail. It'd be hilarious if geek squad were like "Nah, we're good."
 

Morbid Boredom

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I'm sure they have an employees only bathroom somewhere in the back. I'd be shocked if they didn't.
Any Best Buy that I've been to has restrooms for "guests".

They have the space, it helps avoid children soiling themselves on the sales floor, and ensures no potential big-ticket customers leave the store to find a restroom, then change their mind about the purchase on the road.
 
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