Lovequest 2014-11-30 - Chris identifies as a woman -

[CatParty]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lavender_linguistics

"the use of female pronouns dissociates gay men from heterosexual norms and designates them in opposition to heterosexual masculinity. The reason for using female pronouns and the frequency of use may vary, however. For example, they may be used only in jest, or may be used more seriously to stabilize a group of gay men and bond its members together."

in other words, "sounds pretty gay"

 

[MrTroll]

Sonic's arms are still blue and Chris is still a male no matter how many death threats he sends to Sega and how much makeup he wears. Brick wall of reality, meet Chris's forehead.

 

[BT 075]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lavender_linguistics

"the use of female pronouns dissociates gay men from heterosexual norms and designates them in opposition to heterosexual masculinity. The reason for using female pronouns and the frequency of use may vary, however. For example, they may be used only in jest, or may be used more seriously to stabilize a group of gay men and bond its members together."

in other words, "sounds pretty gay"

Chris will always find ways to be gay, without actually being gay. Always looking for a little loophole.

He used to be the world's gayest straight dude, now he's the world's gayest chick. Anything that keeps him from admitting he wants the D.

I want Chris to pick a non-obvious name for his new female persona. Anything starting with "Chris" would be too easy.

Silvana. Because she, like Chris, is a misunderstood villain with an ugly, unwanted growth.

 

[gamer2014]

Guessing this will mean more makeup videos from Chris.. I mean Christina

 

[MrTroll]

Silvana. Because she, like Chris, is a misunderstood villain with an ugly, unwanted growth.

Are you describing Chris' penis, or Barb?

 

[timtommy]

It's going to start with a C. OPL still loves those damn initials for whatever reason enough to not let it go.

He could go with Charlotte. In a year's time with that name he will believe that Charlottesville is named after him.

He might want to name himself after his mother. Of course, if he wants it to begin with a C, it will be Carb. I kind of like that one.

I kind of like the idea of him going with an old school name like Gertrude. Emphasizes the fact that when he looks most like a woman he looks about 60.

Aside from the obvious Crystal and Christine, I think one of the more likely possibilities is that he sticks with Christian. And then gets outraged with people using Christian as a boy's name instead of the true and honest girl's name that it is.

 

[Artard]

I want Chris to pick a non-obvious name for his new female persona. Anything starting with "Chris" would be too easy.

I hope he picks "Chrystal" just to make the Sonichu storyline completely fucking insane.


Edited: Okay, even more completely fucking insane.

 

[GS 281]

I would think Barb would be okay with this. She has an old smarmy bitch to go to and talk about life post-menopause. Only difference is that Chris has just started his period and rather than menstrual fluid, he is leaking pus from a pierced taint infected by

 

[Enceladeans]

Christine has given up the name God and the Bear gave her. Never make an animatronic bear mad.

Spoiler

 

[Honeyrabbit]

He could go with Charlotte. In a year's time with that name he will believe that Charlottesville is named after him.

He might want to name himself after his mother. Of course, if he wants it to begin with a C, it will be Carb. I kind of like that one.

I kind of like the idea of him going with an old school name like Gertrude. Emphasizes the fact that when he looks most like a woman he looks about 60.

Aside from the obvious Crystal and Christine, I think one of the more likely possibilities is that he sticks with Christian. And then gets outraged with people using Christian as a boy's name instead of the true and honest girl's name that it is.

All of the above. Charlotte Christina Crystal Carb Gertrude Christian Christopher Ricardo Weston Chandler.

 

[Drawets Rednaxela]

I can't wait till Barb dies, he inherits 14BC and then starts hormone replacement therapy.

That'll be some fucking saga.

Yeah, some saga. He'll take his 'mones for two days and then not bother.

Why would Chris need estrogen anyway? He's already curvier than most female lolcows and he's moody as fuck far more often than once a month.

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

I don't think anyone is shocked. This is where things were heading. I mean, when you get a taint piercing because you want to pretend it's a clitoris then.. yeah. I just hope he eventually tells Barb and we get to hear about the fallout.

Think about all the updates we'll get from Chris's viewpoint as a "woman". That shit is going to be gold.

 

[The Knife]

Goddammit. Like transwomen weren't having a hard enough time finding mainstream acceptance.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

Normally I'm the first one to go full SJW about misgendering, but I think I'm gonna stick with male pronouns for right now. Because. . .it's Chris.

Ironically, I dated a transwoman named Krystal once.

 

[Loltree]

Good for her.

It's gonna be interesting to hear about Chris-Tran sperging out after being called he.

 

[Kamen Rider Black RX]

Aside from the obvious Crystal and Christine, I think one of the more likely possibilities is that he sticks with Christian. And then gets outraged with people using Christian as a boy's name instead of the true and honest girl's name that it is.

But... God gave him her that name through the Bear. It would be sacrilege to change it before he she talks to Rocky.

 

[MrTroll]

Goddammit. Like transwomen weren't having a hard enough time finding mainstream acceptance.

If they can survive RuPaul, they can survive Chris.

 

[Good Soothing Coffee]

I trust Waterman as far as I can throw him. I won't really buy into it unless Chris says it himself, in which case, I will be happily serving crow to at least few folks on here.

 

[Sweet and Savoury]

Meh, saw it comming a long time ago

Chrissy it is!

 

[Lalala]

So we can't call him a made up term? Dammit, I finally had my chance to combine 'he' 'she' and 'it' together and refer to Chris as 'shit'.
Seriously tho good for her, I have no problem with this at all, whatever makes her happy without hurting others is A-Ok with me.