2014-9-10 "Final Closure"? -

Jaimas

The Spoon Slayer
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Have you noticed how he hasn't threatened to call PPG an idiot like he did with everyone else, just that he'll block him?
It's what I call "the Moleman Gambit."

See, normally, if you criticize anything Moleman9000 says, he'll get pissed, insulting, and act... Well, like Moleman. However, if you enter one of his sperg-zones showing a modicum of respect, well-construct your argument, and never lose your cool, he'll generally accept the criticism more-or-less respectfully and back down. The problem is that each lolcow has a very fine line between how much respect you should give or not in such a situation. Chris you could essentially get away with calling Retarded to his face and he'd probably not pick up on it; Moleman is incredibly perceptive in contrast.
 

teheviltwin

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It's what I call "the Moleman Gambit."

See, normally, if you criticize anything Moleman9000 says, he'll get pissed, insulting, and act... Well, like Moleman. However, if you enter one of his sperg-zones showing a modicum of respect, well-construct your argument, and never lose your cool, he'll generally accept the criticism more-or-less respectfully and back down. The problem is that each lolcow has a very fine line between how much respect you should give or not in such a situation. Chris you could essentially get away with calling Retarded to his face and he'd probably not pick up on it; Moleman is incredibly perceptive in contrast.
I merely assumed that even Jay could figure out that he would look a fool calling someone who is obviously his intellectual superior an "idiot". I find it interesting that he omitted it and by doing so he seems to have subconsciously agreed with PPG's points... Well... The ones he could understand.
 

RecordStoreToughGuy

Beavis-Kin; Nacho/Nachos/Nachoself
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Final Closure
Hold on to your feathers, friends and foes, because I imagine they will be getting ruffled. Bear in mind, knowing that I know myself completely and absolutely without a sliver of a doubt, I offer you the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth. I'll put my hand on whatever holy book you want as I say this. For everybody new and old alike, I am positive you would like to know what all the fuss is about and how I have successfully lured all the bullies out of the woodwork so they would not bother more important people. I have been dancing around this because I was afraid this would fundamentally ruin common perception of me, but after talking to Mom and concluding I did nothing wrong, I am going to do what I usually do: jump in with both feet, feet first into Hell, fighting in the name of Heaven. And this "news" is almost a year old, yet I've been going through painstaking efforts to put this to rest and prove once and for all that I am a good and genuinely clean human being. So, here goes:

I tickled the belly of some girl who demanded me to.

That doesn't sound so bad, does it? I talked extensively about this with Mom, and bear in mind, Mom was there. She witnessed this event firsthand with her own eyes. So did half a dozen other grown men as well as the almighty itself (because the almighty is everywhere). Mom knows me almost as well as I know myself, and she will vouch for me when I say I did nothing wrong. This has instilled within me a new confidence.

So, instead of apologizing for anything, I am going to own this fact! I am going to debunk and bonk all the common comments I have received in style of FAQ!


"This was a little girl."
Age has nothing to do with it. It would've been just as good and well if the person were 28 or 80. Same goes for gender. Wouldn't it be fun if a college fraternity got in one big tickle-fight? Better yet, mix them all in; kids and adults, boys and girls, one massive tickle free-for-all! That would be weird but awesome!

"So you're admitting you like kids?"
I like kids, but not like THAT! What do you think I am, some kind of monster? #ObviousTaunt

"You touched her."
She touched me first (And I don't hear anyone complaining that *I* was violated; try that on for size: little girl violates grown man). I think when a person tackles your leg unprovoked, that's a way of saying, "Play with me." So there was touching, big whoop!

"You violated her."
That is incorrect. As I said, the person demanded me to join in. I even resisted initially.

"You had to reach."
Not really. A belly is barely covered, and that's OK.

"Didn't you do more?"
Just tickle some feet; all these same points apply.

"Don't you 'get off' on that?"
Not in this circumstance, no.

"It was a creeper basement."
Also incorrect; it was well-lit, well-furnished, and most importantly, well-populated. I said before, I have multiple witnesses who can attest to what I am saying, including my very own parents. So, unless you were actually there physically present, you know nothing and you have no right to speak!

"Even if this wasn't monstrous, it was not socially right."
Part of me wants to grant you this point, but I think any parent or sitter can understand that "kids will be kids, and kids like to roll around on the floor while playing physically." It's odd seeing a grown man playing with kids or a grown man who also likes playing physically, sure, but no harm was done.

"But you said - "
Don't go cherry-picking what I said, omitting other parts that clearly explain I am clean. Also, too much information/detail was present because I was excited to have played. And if some other girl (or boy, or woman, or man) demanded me to tickle her (or him), I would not hesitate. I have learned one lesson: never talk about personal business in public space. I'm only bringing this up now to get the pests to shut up as it's already public.

"I'm calling Straw-man or British Aunt-Sally!"
I have never intended to use such a ploy. I am speaking from my heart and soul, and here I aim to tackle all questions head-on in typical Golden Knight nerves-of-steel fashion.

"You don't expect me to buy this bull!"
Of course I do! All you have to go off of is my word. Take it or don't. And if you don't, I will enjoy watching you burn in Hell!

"I am going to spread this around and use it to make you look bad!"
And you think *I* am the bad person? All I did was tickle someone who demanded me to. You are attempting to make a good person look evil. Don't you have anything better to do?

"You are an evil person trying to look good."
You are an idiot. *Block!*

"I still think you're a monster."
You are an idiot. *Block!*

"I am going to dog-pile you with nasty remarks about how you shouldn't ever tickle others no matter what!"
Noted. You will be filed for harassment. Have a nice day. *Block!*




In conclusion, I am a healthy and good-natured yet childish young man who will someday make for one awesome Dad. Now that I have closed this topic of discussion for the nth time, I will not be hearing any more about it! I will enact zero tolerance. If you talk about this any more, I will say, "You are an idiot," and I will block you.
Now that all this has been aired, I will refocus on my comic books, my job search, and my Twitch performances. As I said, I refuse to be remembered as "that guy who got mistaken for a monster," as I aim to be remembered as, "that guy who puts on an awesome show that everybody loves!" For real, this time:

The Past is OVER!


For those of you who have made it through this controversial nightmare, I have a treat for you.
This vision hatched in my mind, about a video game to homage The Golden Knight! I remember there was one for The Angry Video Game Nerd, and I remember Angry Joe said he got featured, and one or two other personalities earned Hero status in XCOM: Enemy Unknown, so I thought this would be awesome. I've already jotted down a slew of ideas based on my public online experiences, and the "gameplay" will feel like Turok: Dinosaur Hunter with the first-person-shooter elements from back then. If I could get this into development, it would be amazing!
Christ, what an asshole.

Edit: I just reread that whole thing (and read some of his replies to people), and it seems like he's using a lot of unnecessary words to say this:

 
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Emperor's Champion

...and they shall know no fear
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Its weird. Today in crimology we talked about how pedophiles say the kid came onto them. How they aren't at fault. Its like exactly to a t what jay is saying. I guess what makes me frustrated about him is he doesnt know what holes he digs himself into then say we're the idiots when we dont join him.
He wants to be heroic and badass but it just doesn't work when he drags it all down with his faults that he refuses to own up to.
 

Shuu Iwamine

get in the fucking cage
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Its weird. Today in crimology we talked about how pedophiles say the kid came onto them. How they aren't at fault. Its like exactly to a t what jay is saying. I guess what makes me frustrated about him is he doesnt know what holes he digs himself into then say we're the idiots when we dont join him.
He wants to be heroic and badass but it just doesn't work when he drags it all down with his faults that he refuses to own up to.
He's delusional, plain and simple. He's been told his entire life that he hung the moon, and he's gotten to the point where he actually believes it. It's really sad.
 

Emperor's Champion

...and they shall know no fear
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He's delusional, plain and simple. He's been told his entire life that he hung the moon, and he's gotten to the point where he actually believes it. It's really sad.
Aye. But sometimes. Just one its briefly touched upon then vanishes. He knows he's in trouble. That he acknowledges his shortcomings and faults. But then he posts this crap and I wonder how he rationalizes how his comic/stream/journals make him famous.
 

Jaimas

The Spoon Slayer
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Aye. But sometimes. Just one its briefly touched upon then vanishes. He knows he's in trouble. That he acknowledges his shortcomings and faults. But then he posts this crap and I wonder how he rationalizes how his comic/stream/journals make him famous.
There will come a point when the scales at last fall away from Jay's eyes, and when that happens, what will follow is a maelstrom of self-destructive behavior that will be one of the most darkly fascinating things to watch since the Tupacalypse.
 

The Yawning Squirtle

"I'm smoking dope with a fucking turtle."
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I just started reading about this guy and this is really creepy.

Yes, adults and kids can have tickle fights. Kids can want to involve someone older in it, I'll give him that.

What I find creepy and inappropriate is he raved on and on about the occurrence, he is not really related to these kids at all, he reached under a girl's shirt, and he was touching their feet when that's a turn on of his.

I get really turned on when a partner touches my feet. I've had my nieces try to tickle my feet, and it makes me SUPER uncomfortable. I've told them that it's an off limits area without really going into why.

I think my example just really says it all about how bullshit he's being about, "BUT I WASN'T TURNED ON."
 

Whatisgoingon

Delgado Bee, Pronouns are Hoss and Hoss-self
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There will come a point when the scales at last fall away from Jay's eyes, and when that happens, what will follow is a maelstrom of self-destructive behavior that will be one of the most darkly fascinating things to watch since the Tupacalypse.
What was the Tupacalypse? The name sounds familiar, but I can't quite put my finger on what that was.
 
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