2014-9-16 Bawww Dang Dirty Trolls! -

[Watermelon1337]

http://the-golden-knight.deviantart.com/journal/Fame-s-Effect-482842323

Keeping me busy today I see, Jay.

"The Past is OVER!... But I'm allowing myself to whine about da dang dirty twolls for the tenth time!"

You sure are over us, Jay, you precious little ratdog.

 

[Globe]

Stopped reading at "there was a quote from DuckTales".

 

[Pine Tar]

He thinks he's famous and his streams get 12 people tops.

Keep telling yourself that. No, people aren't giving you heat because they're haters, they're giving you heat because you're a narcissistic sociopathic pedophile.

 

[BT 075]

No dude, your online relationships not lasting more then a week isn't caused by trolls interfering with your personal life. It's caused by you being an asshole. They don't need to "hijack your relationship efforts", just letting you be you suffices. As for harassing friends... what friends?

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

Does he know the difference between famous and infamous? Also, he says people are going after his friends. He has friends? When did this happen?

 

[Watermelon1337]

Does he know the difference between famous and infamous? Also, he says people are going after his friends. He has friends? When did this happen?

He mentions good and bad people with fame, but we all know he's already putting himself in the 'good' category.

And I'm guessing the single-digit asspatters = friends. That's the closest concept Jay's ever had of them. Surprising... he's such a likable fellow.

 

[ordinarycough]

• Cannot imagine the reaction of potential employers when they hear his BOOMING VOICE on the phone.
• Jay latching onto Tom Preston is still pretty funny.
• Disagreements are evil, apparently.
• "adding negative stress"
  
• Jay has a brief moment of self-awareness and considers the possibility that maybe he is to blame, that people are making fun of him for a reason, and that expecting to be showered with praise is unrealistic.
• Decides against that, doubles down on self-delusion.
• I need more of you to kiss my ass.
• Jay realizes some people will hate you no matter what, as though it were a life changing realization that only he could share.
  
• The issue wasn't really that Jay just wanted to go hunting, but that he has no conception of animals as other living creatures period.
  
• The UK isn't a bipartisan system, Jay.
• People disagreeing with me is super depressing/stressful and I can't handle it.
• Harassing his friends? Wasn't he essentially saying he has no one on his side several paragraphs up?
  
• My relationships fall apart because of the trolls. Not because I don't function in interpersonal situations.
• I am just like a rock star and an astronaut.

I think I am most amused by him accusing chat of derailing his stream performance. The streams with less than 15-10 people. Because people are drawn to his riveting stream performance. And as with most lolcows, Jay struggles with nuance. You're right or you're wrong. You're with him or against him. You're good or you're evil.

His streams are godawful, but I do appreciate they allow him to produce these rambling journal entries.

 

[Optimus Prime]

The key thing I got out of all this is that, essentially, we "trolls" are putting a cramp into his status as a celebrity.

 

[Watermelon1337]

• Cannot imagine the reaction of potential employers when they hear his BOOMING VOICE on the phone.
• Jay latching onto Tom Preston is still pretty funny.
• Disagreements are evil, apparently.
• "adding negative stress"
  
• Jay has a brief moment of self-awareness and considers the possibility that maybe he is to blame, that people are making fun of him for a reason, and that expecting to be showered with praise is unrealistic.
• Decides against that, doubles down on self-delusion.
• I need more of you to kiss my ass.
• Jay realizes some people will hate you no matter what, as though it were a life changing realization that only he could share.
  
• The issue wasn't really that Jay just wanted to go hunting, but that he has no conception of animals as other living creatures period.
  
• The UK isn't a bipartisan system, Jay.
• People disagreeing with me is super depressing/stressful and I can't handle it.
• Harassing his friends? Wasn't he essentially saying he has no one on his side several paragraphs up?
  
• My relationships fall apart because of the trolls. Not because I don't function in interpersonal situations.
• I am just like a rock star and an astronaut.

I think I am most amused by him accusing chat of derailing his stream performance. The streams with less than 15-10 people. Because people are drawn to his riveting stream performance. And as with most lolcows, Jay struggles with nuance. You're right or you're wrong. You're with him or against him. You're good or you're evil.

His streams are godawful, but I do appreciate they allow him to produce these rambling journal entries.

His relationship with his stream watchers is hilariously warped. They are the only people paying attention to him, yet he constantly posts whiny little spergfests like this because they don't agree with him or don't find him perfect. He started out with over 50 people and is now down to around 10 ever since his Final Closure journal and general behavior... I don't think he'll ever connect the two.

 

[wheat pasta]

Stopped reading at "there was a quote from DuckTales".

Wow, y'got further than me.

 

[exball]

I don't care enough to read it. Someone explain it like you would on a post-it note.

 

[Watermelon1337]

I don't care enough to read it. Someone explain it like you would on a post-it note.

"I'm perfect. Since I'm so famous, evil people like telling me I'm a monster. Lies. By the way, evil watchers, what should my schedule be for the next boring livestream?"

 

[Le Bateleur]

"Mood: On Strike"



Jay finally has something to blame for his inability to knuckle down and write 16 more pages of his Sonichu.

If we don't pamper him with praise we may never find out if the 5 year old sadist becomes overpowered again!

 

[GREEDY FIREMAN]

http://the-golden-knight.deviantart.com/journal/Fame-s-Effect-482842323

Keeping me busy today I see, Jay.

"The Past is OVER!... But I'm allowing myself to whine about da dang dirty twolls for the tenth time!"

You sure are over us, Jay, you precious little ratdog.

Oh, GodBear! I don't think I've ever wanted to give someone a wedgie so much in my entire life.

 

[deadson]

Funny thing is, even though he begs for constructive feedback and such, he won't listen to it at this point. If it's not ass patting he'll always feel attacked.

 

[Dork Of Ages]

WHY do people parody and harass and all-around ATTACK both good and bad famous figures?

A good famous figure is one that handles criticism and does not use his status to get attention or to get ahead in something that normally requires effort, humility and honesty.

No one "parodies and harasses and all-around attacks" a good famous figure.

You are neither famous or good, Jay. You're simply bad.

 

[24isthehighestnumber]

It's unbelievable how much like Chris he is. There are layers of psychological defense mechanisms that outright prevent him from looking inward and shouldering any blame, even when doing so would be the simplest answer.
But at least with Chris, he had plenty of people posing as legitimate fans, giving him a reason (at least to his sheltered autistic mind) to believe he had a potentially successful franchise and large numbers of people in his corner. The Aluminum Aspie has no such justification. As far as I can tell, there is no fake fandom to balance--even just perceptually--the negative attention he gets.

 

[Jaimas]

I don't care enough to read it. Someone explain it like you would on a post-it note.

SYNOPSIS OF JAY'S BITCHING - AN INFORMATIVE GUIDE:
1. Jay claims he got callbacks on his applications. One wonders what will happen when he actually talks to them about positions.
2. Jay is bummed that Preston is regarded as a laughingstock; likens it to being over-analyzed by a tabloid.
3. Jay feels he's being targetted for demolitions by the evil CWCki, and that this is a price of fame.
4. He appears to feel that people being openly criticized in line with Preston, such as Notch, are being such due to their presence, not due to siding with the complete wrong side in the ongoing shitstorm that is gamergate.
5. Jay worries that negativity overwhelming positive feedback is going to cause harm to things he likes and could bode ill for his streams. Once more, Jay ignores that this was caused for Preston's asshattery and Notch's supporting the exact wrong side of an argument.
6. Jay likens people calling him out on his psychopathic "animals serve no purpose" rant to having a political opine that's harmless, but unpopular and laments that he's been essentially crucified over it by the meanies, ignoring that what alienated his listeners was him being weird and creepy.
7. Jay claims he is being subjected to partisan political smearing by people that disagree with him.
8. Jay claims that people will always hate him for being him, so it's stupid to ever change, and he vows not to. The Golden Wiki's staff collectively tent their fingers - and pants.
9. Jay reiterates that his fame and success have made him a target.
10. Jay claims that the likes of the CWCki have hijacked his relationships and ruined his relationships with Heather and Neptune, gleefully ignoring that he fucked those up perfectly fine on his own. He calls those harassing him evil, and states that him blocking everyone who disagrees with him is entirely justified, and that those criticizing him have ruined the quality of his life.
11. Jay claims that his friends have been harassed. This is incorrect; Jay has no friends. Nor does he have self-awareness.
12. Jay demands that his attackers focus on him rather than his friends/family. Which they have. Did I mention the lack of self-awareness?
13. Jay realizes that perhaps stardom comes with its own risks. He attempts to encourage discussion and debate on the issue, in what may be one of the more interesting call-outs he's done, and immediately ruins it by warning that trolls will be blocked.
14. The Past is not Over, it seems.

In conclusion, Standard Gay Jeis day.

 

[GREEDY FIREMAN]

Someone posted a very well thought out comment. How will Jay respond? The suspense is killing me!

Spoiler

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

Hold on, the Tinfoil Knave think's he's famous? Famous for doing what?

I realize that in today's world with youtube celebrities and reality shows that anybody can have their 15 minutes of fame but even there you have some semblance of talent or at least having accomplished something. Yes, there will always be those that get famous simply for being rich or making a sex tape but they're not the norm.

So no, he's not famous. He's a wannabe. And the sooner he understands that the better.