Facebook 2014-June-10 - Lego Gift -

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Chris received a small Lego charity and a note. From the looks of it, it's a $5 box that you can pick up in grocery stores. The selected set and note appear to be disparaging Chris to the point where even he claims he understands what is being said.

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[A-№1]

Now this one might actually be a gift. For a change.

Though from what's behind the box, it looks like Chris bought MULTIPLES.

Also, do we know who this "Alex" supposedly is?

 

[Marvin]

I assume Chris bought this until I learn otherwise. (Although, I'm not sure who would use the phrase "haters to the left" first, Chris or a ween.)

 

[4Macie]

I assume Chris bought this until I learn otherwise. (Although, I'm not sure who would use the phrase "haters to the left" first, Chris or a ween.)

"Haters to the left" would definitely be something Chris would say. It's like "All female hands on me". It's something he heard once and decides he should say it too. I don't recall ever seeing something "Alex" has sent him before... except that one gift that Chris claimed was from a friend and even Kim was like "Chris, no, you bought that, I was there when you bought it". All my money's on Chris buying this as "Alex" his tomgirl persona.

 

[Picklechu]

Now this one might actually be a gift. For a change.

Though from what's behind the box, it looks like Chris bought MULTIPLES.

I actually think that that's the instruction booklet in the background.

 

[Broseph Stalin]

Though from what's behind the box, it looks like Chris bought MULTIPLES.

Also, do we know who this "Alex" supposedly is?

I assume Chris bought this until I learn otherwise. (Although, I'm not sure who would use the phrase "haters to the left" first, Chris or a ween.)

I'm going to have to agree. Chris doesn't seem like the kind of guy that would thank someone for the simplest of shit. Also, if he REALLY was thankful, wouldn't he have put the full name instead of just "Alex"? Unless of course he's respecting the person's anonymity, which again, I highly doubt. And the whole "Haters to the left" bit doesn't make a lick of sense, which perfectly fits Chris' autism modus operandi. I don't think a troll, ween, white knight of the 69th Mounted Asspat Brigade, or otherwise would write that, but hey that's just me.

 

[MerriedxReldnahc]

I assume Chris bought this until I learn otherwise. (Although, I'm not sure who would use the phrase "haters to the left" first, Chris or a ween.)

I'm probably totally overthinking this, but the name Alex could relate to Alex's Lemonade Stand, which I think was collaborated with LEgo Friends?
Either that or it really is a gift, and the joke is very much lost on Chris.

 

[Marvin]

I'm probably totally overthinking this, but the name Alex could relate to Alex's Lemonade Stand, which I think was collaborated with LEgo Friends?
Either that or it really is a gift, and the joke is very much lost on Chris.

He didn't get a lego set through that. And he wouldn't present Alex as a person, with a specific quote, if someone named Alex didn't walk up to him and say that quote to him.

 

[scxthursday]

I like how he's now resorted to buying himself gifts and making up a name. The only reason why Chris found the whole "haters to the left" joke ironic and funny is because he was the one who thought of it. Failing at sympathy.

 

[Superior Watermelon]

I'm pretty sure Chris bought this for himself. He laughed at the joke "Alex wrote" and called it ironic when he has no idea what irony is.

 

[pickleniggo]

I assume Chris bought this until I learn otherwise. (Although, I'm not sure who would use the phrase "haters to the left" first, Chris or a ween.)

But Chris has used "Haters to the left". I am genuinely hoping if Alex is real, then he was referencing this:

Spoiler

If "Alex" was refering to this, it's actually pretty funny.

 

[Holdek]

The piece of evidence pointing to this not being Chris is that it is mocking him as a thief. And also, I don't think Chris can process irony.

 

[Marvin]

But Chris has used "Haters to the left". I am genuinely hoping if Alex is real, then he was referencing this:

Spoiler

If "Alex" was refering to this, it's actually pretty funny.

No, I know Chris (or "Alex") was referencing that picture, but I wasn't sure if Chris would dig up that quote on his own, thereby making a case that Alex might actually be a real ween. (Of course, a real ween wouldn't think to use that quote either.)

Now that I think about it, it's most likely that Chris got attached to the "haters to the left" line, because it's something he can use against trolls. Also, I don't think if someone actually sent Chris stuff, he would have this sort of dialog with them. Hell, he's gotten stuff from internet people and said nothing before.

 

[Termiborg]

What I still fail to process is his obsession with lego these days. True, I myself still have most of my sets from my childhood, but they are either kept in a box in the attic, or on a shelf, collecting dust since god knows when. Feel free to correct me here, but from what I can gather, it seems these are either his new crayolas to make art* with, or he has been playing them for the past years so much, he can no longer let go. Toys for the toy god, Legos of the Lego Throne I guess.

*mileage may vary.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

Alex is short for Alexandra. It's Chris's tomsona.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

Well golly. This convinced me to send him more Legos. To Amazon!

 

[CWCissey]

Alex lives in Chris' finger. Pretty soon he'll be writing OGEL on the walls...

 

[_blank_]

I honestly think we're over-thinking this one. It's a cheap $5 Lego set, probably sent to him by a ween. As for Chris' part, I really don't think that Chris understands what "irony" is and mixing it up with "sarcasm." Further, the thank you I'm pretty sure it's just a smug Chris "thank you" which translates into "whatever."

 

[Drawets Rednaxela]

Well I can confirm that this 'Alex' is not me. I can barely afford my own Lego. jk

 

[MY 405]

He did get an "Alex's Lemonade Stand" Lego friends set at Toys R Us when he signed up for the charity drive -- it's why he did it. He then spun Bob's death from heart failure into death from cancer (although I do remember seeing somewhere that Bob did have cancer -- if it was prostate cancer I wouldn't be a bit surprised, it is very common in older men), changed the location for the Lemonade Stand from a parking lot at long-closed Circuit City to a church potluck so he was protected from trolls. But honestly, I think he would be hard-pressed to remember the name of the girl this annual fund-raiser is named for.