Facebook 2014-May-28 - Lego Gift -

[Null]

Someone sent Chris a gift and he's pretty happy about it.

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Not pictured are the hundreds of Pringles can lids that GFYS has sent him over the last three years.

 

[Marvin]

Just so everyone knows, you shouldn't take this post at face value. While there are definitely spergs out there who might buy shit for Chris (cough kengle cough), really, I'm just starting off with the assumption that Chris bought this himself and he's lying. And I'm not sure why he is lying. Maybe he's just trying to prod internet people into buying him shit.

 

[Stuff and Things]

Just so everyone knows, you shouldn't take this post at face value. While there are definitely spergs out there who might buy shit for Chris (cough kengle cough), really, I'm just starting off with the assumption that Chris bought this himself and he's lying. And I'm not sure why he is lying. Maybe he's just trying to prod internet people into buying him shit.

Those LEGO sets that he got are accessories that cost around $13.00 US (i checked the average prices on amazon) each one, they are cheap enough so, it's likely that Chris bought them with some of the money he had left, so yeah, maybe he's trying to convince people into buying him lego crap, because those lego accessories aren't as expensive as the actual sets he's asking for...

 

[CWCissey]

Yeah at best, Chris is trying to be clever by trying to prod a section of the population into buying him more Lego (by the way, can we get a word filter that changes Legos, to the correct word, Lego? It annoys me to no end.). At worst, someone other than Chris is a colossal retard

 

[Anonimo]

I don't know which is worse, Monica Punk begging for free money one the internet, or Chris doing something similar, but with LEGO kits...at least Chris hasn't been begging for reparations from the trolls yet (or at least as far as I know, so please correct me if I'm wrong)

 

[Ron_Swanson]

If you think even semi-hard about it, those melted Lego are so sad because they show how fucking hot everything in that house must've gotten, and how scary a house fire must be. That said I can't stop smiling when I look at that melted witch-xenomorph monstrosity.

And of course Chris is the kind of person who thinks of taking the half-melted Lego when retrieving essentials from the cinders of 14 Branchland ct. He Absofuckin'lutely needed to replace those 3 things, but damned if he was going to throw the half melted ones away, hahahaha.

 

[Holdek]

Serious question: does Chris use "need" and "want" interchangeably? Or is he actually prioritizing the Lego toys that he thinks should be bought for him?

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

they are cheap enough so, it's likely that Chris bought them with some of the money he had left HE AND HIS MOTHER DESPERATELY NEED PLEASE BUY HIS VIOLIN

Fixed.

 

[Lefty's Revenge]

at least Chris hasn't been begging for reparations from the trolls yet (or at least as far as I know, so please correct me if I'm wrong)

Chris can't spell nor understand the concept of reparations.

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

Chris can't spell nor understand the concept of reparations.

Chris already thinks he should get whatever he wants because he is who he is. How would one give reparations to someone who already thinks they're owed whatever crosses their mind?

 

[I Will Consider That]

I agree this is BS... but I do love the way he says "melted in that fire". That goddamn fire!

 

[Axiom]

I don't know which is worse, Monica Punk begging for free money one the internet, or Chris doing something similar, but with LEGO kits...at least Chris hasn't been begging for reparations from the trolls yet (or at least as far as I know, so please correct me if I'm wrong)

The worst he's done is threaten to sue the trolls for 'pain and suffering', which he isn't smart enough to know he can't do anyway.

 

[Picklechu]

Just so everyone knows, you shouldn't take this post at face value. While there are definitely spergs out there who might buy shit for Chris (cough kengle cough), really, I'm just starting off with the assumption that Chris bought this himself and he's lying. And I'm not sure why he is lying. Maybe he's just trying to prod internet people into buying him shit.

Yeah, I mean, he's bought stuff for himself before and claimed that trolls got it for him (likely to both throw off Barb and, I always assumed, to see if he could convince other trolls that buying him stuff was a thing they were doing), so I wouldn't be surprised if this was the exact same thing.

 

[mobileunitone]

God, hes really hiding from the world with those legos, isnt he?

 

[Lefty's Revenge]

Serious question: does Chris use "need" and "want" interchangeably? Or is he actually prioritizing the Lego toys that he thinks should be bought for him?

I'd say he uses them interchangeably. Chris hasn't lived the sort of life where he has needed to prioritize between "want" and "need." If you have a job you say to yourself "I need to buy gas. I need to get my engine fixed. I need more uniforms. I need to pack my lunch for tomorrow. etc." But when all you do is play vidya and legos and draw and color things like lego sets and crayons seem like a need.

 

[Anchuent Christory]

Yeah, Chris completely believes that he's morally entitled to have everything he lost restored to him, no matter how frivolous. I'll bet that he'll carry in his head a mental list of all the silly little things he no longer has until the day he dies.

 

[Marvin]

Yeah, I mean, he's bought stuff for himself before and claimed that trolls got it for him (likely to both throw off Barb and, I always assumed, to see if he could convince other trolls that buying him stuff was a thing they were doing), so I wouldn't be surprised if this was the exact same thing.

People frequently bring up the Barb theory, but I have no clue why. Barb doesn't have access to the internet.

 

[CatParty]

People frequently bring up the Barb theory, but I have no clue why. Barb doesn't have access to the internet.

i see it as him making a paper trail so he can say to barb "see they bought it.........and then the dirty trolls maxed out credit cards in my name". which i know would be him over thinking it, but hey can anyone think like chris?

 

[Marvin]

i see it as him making a paper trail so he can say to barb "see they bought it.........and then the dirty trolls maxed out credit cards in my name". which i know would be him over thinking it, but hey can anyone think like chris?

Barb wouldn't see that paper trail though. And if he showed it to her on his phone, she'd see "Christian Weston Chandler" at the top. Barb isn't going to let Chris fuck around on her if she needs money.

 

[IanBrannanSOMETHING]

The bit that gets me more is, whether it was a gift or a "gift", he says thank you and then is immediately BUT I REALLY WANT THE SEA COW HINT HINT.