Facebook 2014-Nov-06 Brush Fire with VIDEO -

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[Null]

If the YouTube video goes down for any reason, you may access it here.

 

[Null]

[1:37]
Barb: Are you watching <unintelligible>?

Chris: Yea! And I'm recording it on my iPod, video!

Yeah you see what .. you see he's moved his shovel-mech, and he's looking like he's trying to -- either he's stoking it, or he's trying to put it out.

Barb: <unintelligible>

Chris: Well, he could try covering it with the dirt, that's what he looks like he's doing right now.


[2:20]
Chris makes a series of grunting noises. The camera adjusts awkwardly.


[2:50]
Barb: He's trying to put the dirt over it, cuz ... put it out.

Chris: He looks from the downstairs or outside.

Barb: <unintelligible>

Chris: Yeah...

[whispering] He's stupid.

[To himself] This can go on YouTube. "Shoveling male idiot tries to put out fire, surrounding a forest and neighborhood!"

And you know what? There's a lake near by! He could scoop some water and put it over the damn fire!

My momma tried calling 9-1-1, but guess what? The darn idiots wont listen! They think, [in a very dumb voice] "he's not breakin' any lawwwwwws!"

Con-sarnit! They don't have a lick'a sense!

Aw, look at this now! He rolled away from the damn fire. Oh, no wait, he turned it around.

[4:22]
[ Chris' cellphone ringtone plays. ]

Aw, now what? I'm not --

[4:25]
[ The video skips ahead. He has removed some of the footage. ]

[4:40]
[ A dog barks. ]

[4:50]
[In a dumb voice] "I'm drivin' away! Yep. I stoked da fire, and now I'm drivin' away! I'm an idiot or something, look at me. I'm drivin' away from the fire after I darn stoked it. And the wind is heavy over here, I can darn feel it! And now I just turn myself around. And now I'm gonna sit here and watch the damn fire some more!"

Somebody please call 9-1-1 and tell 'em to get over here!

 

[Holdek]

Thanks for the transcription, Null. I rewound the video several times trying to figure out what he was saying when he said, "Con-sarnit!"

 

[Randall Fragg]

Try watching it with the youtube subtitles on. Word salad only begins to describe it.

 

[LordCustos3]

Is he that frightened of fire now? Like a phobia?

 

[Mr. 0]

The emotion Chris puts into his speaking here sounds for some reason sounds a lot more natural when you can't see who it's coming from.

 

[Bob's Fries]

I love how Chandler is playing some nice 20's music throughout the whole damn thing.

 

[NegaCWC]

I like he uses "male" as a pejorative. If only he would learn the words "cis" and "heteronormative" life would be perfect.

 

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