Video 2014-Oct-4 - I love you, Catherine -

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Chris publicly releases his first video in a year to apologize to a woman named Catherine.

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The description Chris supplied for this video is the same as his Facebook update.

You may download the video here, if it goes down:
http://static.kiwifarms.net/public/video/I love you, Catherine.mp4

Transcript
This is Christian Chandler, of Ruckersville Virginia. I'm recording this video because I have apologies to make. I want to apologize to Shaina, who was a good friend of mine (but not my girlfriend) with helping me out and relaying details and what-not amongst my sweetheart, another one of my galpals, and a new "man of the hour".

Anyway, Shaina has been relaying messages off and on between me and uh, his name is "Colin". And uh, my school galpal Rebeckah introduced me to Shaina in the first place. Anyway, I uh, but my sweetheart, everyone oughta know her now that knows me, because they found the CD I gave her. Yeah, her name is Catherine. So, yeah, with that, I would really appreciate having the CD sent back to me, and I'll make sure she gets it. It's the master copy, as well as the master handwriting in there. So, I'd really would appreciate getting that back.

Anyway, I've royally screwed up here, because while Catherine was in New York recently, for a bachelorette party for a friend of Shaina's, Colin asked her and Shaina for a sailboat ride. Shaina couldn't make it, but Catherine went. They had a good -- they had a fun time on the boat. Nothing, else, happened. Colin treated her with respect, and (I'm guessing) kept his distance, but definitely respected my sweetheart. And uh, I made assumptions because I did not know better, and I had other fears in my mind as well. I had assumed Colin was the type that would take advantage of other women, and most importantly, Catherine, and, I had assumed from what he told me, that it was kind-of lackadaisical, and insincere, would not take -- would not listen to me very seriously.

Anyway, I be - [video skip] to put it in the pond[?], I've made an ass of myself, I've making so many assumptions. Anyway, it all turned out very bad, especially for [stress sigh] Catherine, and me. I've just been feeling very bad about that.

[Stress sigh] I'm sorry, Shaina, for putting you through the -- in-between people [video skip] I appreciate you doing it very much. And, Colin, I'm very sorry for how many assumptions I've made about you. I'd like to think better about you as a person. And, I trust you, I am trusting you, from all that, yeah. And, most importantly, I'm very sorry to my sweetheart Catherine. [Stress sigh] I just -- she's been going through a lot as well, she need -- she needed this good time as well, to get away from the bad things in life that's bothering her, but it's relevant to her father and that's all I'm going to say about that.

Anyway, Catherine, you mean the world to me sweetheart. You really do. I mean to treat you as a partner, I do, and I don't mean to treat you as a child. I've been going under a lot of my own stresses lately, especially in response to everything, and I miss my father every day. It all hurts. With my heart and soul, good luck to Catherine, it really -- I really do send my heart and soul to you, and I'm keeping you in my heart and soul as well. I love you, and I care about you so much, and I respect you, and I mean very well in my intentions. Always. Even if they aren't the best impulses out of all that. I'm very sorry for all the mistakes I made.

[Singing]
I can't stop loving you,
Deep within my heart,
I don't know all the lyrics,
So I'll just sing from the bottom of my heart,
And the depths of my soul.

[Talking while reaching over to his PlayStation controller]
I love you.
 
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Basedgod

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Anyway, I be - [video skip] to put it in the pond[?], I've made an ass of myself, I've making so many assumptions.

I think he said "to put it into a pun"
he probably doesn't realize a pun is supposed to be witty or amusing
 

Zeorus

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His singing has improved.....marginally.....if you're using scientific notation....
 

Golly

[warbles internally]
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A quick google search makes me wonder if he was trying to sing this.
The rhythm kind of fits, and Bob seemed like he would have listened to Ray Charles.
 
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