Lovequest 2014-Sep-10 - Girlfriend is not a hooker -

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[Stuff and Things]

"I sincerely do feel sorry for them all and having to do what they do for a living."
....
"That's why i fu**ed the same prostitute twice and recommended a guy on the internet to get himself a hooker"

 

[Da Pickle Monsta]

I'm glad that Chris has made it clear that he enjoys eating food. I was kind of on the fence about that one.

 

[namazuros]

WELL THANK GOODNESS, I was on the edge of my seat! So now that 1/3 of the possibilities are out, she is either a troll or imaginary

Edit: Also holy cow that line about "feeling sorry for prostitutes" is cringeworthy after that BRO YOU SHOULD TOTALLY GET LAID ITS THE BEST THING EVER message from the OKC stuff a while ago. Way to keep up at lying, Chris.

 

[Fantasma]

If you feel so bad for a prostitute's lifestyle why did you hire one, Chris?

 

[Arkangel]

Chris and his mother are heading closer and closer into dire straights and Chris seems more concerned with the integrity of his new GF. Please Remember that and respect that about him, about most everyone, and about Yourself!

 

[Globe]

edit* SHouldn't drunk post. Oh well.

 

[Thetan]

Maybe he used some of his Lego fortune to buy himself one of those real dolls. Those things can run into some big bucks.

I expect he would consider it an 'upgrade' from Kimmi and Officer Nasty (therefore he deserves it SO THERE!).

 

[A-Stump]

I do enjoy good food.

Checkmate I guess.

 

[exball]

Barb isn't a prostitute guys.

 

[kobebyarlant]

Not a hooker? So a troll then. Got it.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Confirmed: Chris is paying off Lego debt, not PSN debt. Good to know.

 

[PurpleSquirrel]

Then I'm wondering who/what the hell s/he is.

 

[Pine Tar]

You know what? Let's assume that this gf is not a troll or a hooker or in CWCville. How long do you think Chris could maintain a relationship for?

 

[VJ 343]

I actually didn't think he hired a hooker. I'm pretty confident giving chris the benefit of understanding the business transaction behind buying sex.

He still doesn't understand that trolls are physical beings that could, potentially, see him in person. He is so clueless a troll could show up and spend the whole time on the phone and he'd think it "went well".

 

[Zvantastika]

You know what? Let's assume that this gf is not a troll or a hooker or in CWCville. How long do you think Chris could maintain a relationship for?

Until Chris shows off his bent duck.


"Please Remember and Respect that about us, about most everyone, and about Yourself!"

How did Chris knew about my Alzheimer?, I can hardly remember anything about myself, how could I possibly remember something about someone else... How did Chris knew about my Alzheimer?...

 

[Thetan]

You know what? Let's assume that this gf is not a troll or a hooker or in CWCville. How long do you think Chris could maintain a relationship for?

Until he can no longer afford to buy her things (which is what I think may be going on here).

 

[darkhorse816]

Said the man who fucked a hooker.

 

[Lefty's Revenge]

I was curious as to why he thought it was so important to specify their expenses weren't "digitally related." They're about to be homeless, Chris has major credit card debt, Barb is sick and apparently needs alot of dental work. It doesn't take much imagination to realize Chris might have more pressing matters than his PSN account.

But then I realized that would be immediately recognizable to just about anyone except Chris and it suddenly made sense.

 

[Frucheman]

Paying the 'minimums', which 'are growing steep'. Sounds his credit card debt is growing worse.

As for the girlfriend, he never claimed this one wasn't a PS4 either. As their marketing says 'this is for players' and Chris is certainly a player.