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LGBT 2015-04-01: Chris Advertises His Services as an "Exotic Dancer" -
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Intermittent Denial of Service attack is causing downtime. Looks like a kiddie 5 min rental. Waiting on a response from upstream.
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But would there be sex in the Champagne room?
Somehow, this is all Barb's fault.
How does something like that slip through the cracks? That is amazing.
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No matter what an autist tells you, there is no sex in the Fanta room.
Okay, this is pretty funny. Happy April Fool's Day.
Chris's Problems:
Not Chris's Problems:
- Owing a penis
- Not having enough Legos
- Blue motherfucking arms
Not Chris's Problems:
- Jail
- Financial ruin
- Elderly mother
- Banned from 90% of businesses in the area
- House nearly destroyed by fire and barely habitable
- Barely employable
Atlas 95
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I am really starting to regret not getting the "horrified" rating when I had the chance. Jesus Christ
Anyway, eyes now thoroughly bleached, lets see what we can learn from this
1. Chris's brief stint as a sperm donor didn't work out
2. During said stint he learned where he could buy hormones over the internet
3. He thinks he'll get away with a fine after the Gamestop case is wrapped up. For once, reality would seem to agree with him, that does seem a fairly likely outcome
4. The first bleaching wasn't enough, I may need to invest in some kind of mind wiping device
Anyway, eyes now thoroughly bleached, lets see what we can learn from this
1. Chris's brief stint as a sperm donor didn't work out
2. During said stint he learned where he could buy hormones over the internet
3. He thinks he'll get away with a fine after the Gamestop case is wrapped up. For once, reality would seem to agree with him, that does seem a fairly likely outcome
4. The first bleaching wasn't enough, I may need to invest in some kind of mind wiping device
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Considering the date, I'm not buying this.
Besides, I doubt Chris knows about HRT. He probably thinks gender transitioning works just like in South Park where you walk into a clinic and you're a girl.
Besides, I doubt Chris knows about HRT. He probably thinks gender transitioning works just like in South Park where you walk into a clinic and you're a girl.
The date is 27 Feb.
It slipped through his crack and into his dirty crapped briefs.
That's probably a good thing. Christian on female hormones would not end well for him, or anyone else.
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Both these clubs are in Richmond and GAS IS EXPENSIVE!
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