2015/10/15 - Court Date -
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Depends. If he started his classes this could be the "ok you finished great job case dismissed" date.
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Sentenced to what? He is an autistic artist welfare recipient from the State of Virginia. No actual physical bodily harm was done to anyone and the county jail is already filled beyond capacity. Chris made bail which was low anyway so really there is not much to wait for. He might get community service and take some classes, but there is little else.
So either continence or case dismissed help some people and done. The Shaner Trial is far more interesting IMHO.
Jace comes back from the dead and challenges Chris to a one-on-one death race through the streets of C-town.
I think the October court date is going to be the make-or-break point for the majority of people still trying to follow CWC since he's done nothing of note beyond make shitty Amibos of not-Shadow out of unsold Sonichus.
Then again, there's always the possibility of something unexpected happening, as we all thought CWC was out of tardrage-fueled steam...and then he justified motiveless macing of a guy because of those fucking blue Sonic arms. But that was once-in-a-blue-arm-moon event, the odds of planetary alignment are better than OPL tarding out like that again.
Oh, they made a C-ville stage for Mario Kart 8? Because that's the only time Chris doesn't drive like an old lady.
Of course, Jace would beat him at that too - OPL isn't particularly good at racing against non-NPC drivers if ModNation Racers indicated anything.
Then again, there's always the possibility of something unexpected happening, as we all thought CWC was out of tardrage-fueled steam...and then he justified motiveless macing of a guy because of those fucking blue Sonic arms. But that was once-in-a-blue-
Oh, they made a C-ville stage for Mario Kart 8? Because that's the only time Chris doesn't drive like an old lady.
Of course, Jace would beat him at that too - OPL isn't particularly good at racing against non-NPC drivers if ModNation Racers indicated anything.
What is there to discuss? There won't be any punishment. This has gone on for a year. If they were going to nail him, they probably would've done it like three court appearances ago.
There is no need for a thread on this so early...
In this dumb time of eBay shit resurgence, the only glimmer of hope in this year having an extreme event is in the court sentence. They just keep on taunting us with these continuances like they want us to stop giving a shit.
I tell you, with the multiple reporters and white knights around, they are definitely trying so hard to make not a spectacle out of this whole thing.
In this dumb time of eBay shit resurgence, the only glimmer of hope in this year having an extreme event is in the court sentence. They just keep on taunting us with these continuances like they want us to stop giving a shit.
I tell you, with the multiple reporters and white knights around, they are definitely trying so hard to make not a spectacle out of this whole thing.
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Continuance?
Why not Comeuppance
There are real crooks that need to be jailed and Chris is not worth spending $200 a day to house in the county jail.
So Chris will be like saying "Too many crooks!" while pointing at himself.
I need Christine to be behind bars. How can I possibly enjoy Halloween if I have to know there is a half-deranged man in Virginia screaming about cartoons and spraying Gamestop employees? But my greatest fear is that Gamestop might be traumatized as well and shutter their doors if Christine gets another continuance, if only to protect themselves from Christine's unquenchable wrath? What will happen to everyone eagerly awaiting to play Assassin's Creed: Top Hats and Sticks Edition? Or worse still, Fallout 4? How can I, no, WE enjoy running around the captial wasteland when there is some lumpy autistic manchild dicking around with Legos and Sculpey in his mother's house? It's fucking impossible!
If Christine is still at large, the entire holiday season is in danger. Something needs to be done about it, I tell you what. If the American Justice System fails us again like it has time and time again, I'm calling my buddies in the NAVY Seals. They don't take any shit from terrorism and that also includes America's Favorite Holidays: Halloween, Christmas, and Thanksgiving! The holidays are going to be safe, one way or another.
12-26-14: NEVER FORGET.
Psssst.... It's gonna be another continuance.
If Christine is still at large, the entire holiday season is in danger. Something needs to be done about it, I tell you what. If the American Justice System fails us again like it has time and time again, I'm calling my buddies in the NAVY Seals. They don't take any shit from terrorism and that also includes America's Favorite Holidays: Halloween, Christmas, and Thanksgiving! The holidays are going to be safe, one way or another.
12-26-14: NEVER FORGET.
Psssst.... It's gonna be another continuance.
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I'll skim through this thread (or just check out the CWCki to avoid sorting through 50+ pages in order to piece together shards of information) after the court date to see if he did anything interesting, but I'm not expecting much. If it isn't actually a continuance, he'll get let off, or just a slap on the wrist.
I'm not expecting anything interesting though. Last time, the major highlight was that he shit himself, and before that nothing even happened because it was so quick.
I'm not expecting anything interesting though. Last time, the major highlight was that he shit himself, and before that nothing even happened because it was so quick.
Chris will transcend our mortal realm and spread the Truth and Honesty of the Gospel of Sonichu in an event known as "The CWCening".
Chris will be wheeled in in a hockey mask like Hannibal Lecter.
His attorney will plead insanity and they will accept the plea. He will be thrown in a mental institution for the rest of his life.
As they hold him down and record his screams, the judge will jump off the bench into the middle of the courtroom, yelling "JULAAAAAAY JULAAAAAAY!"
His attorney will plead insanity and they will accept the plea. He will be thrown in a mental institution for the rest of his life.
As they hold him down and record his screams, the judge will jump off the bench into the middle of the courtroom, yelling "JULAAAAAAY JULAAAAAAY!"
He will go to jail where he will be surrounded only by brute males, and without access to his Sailor Moon poster or his Optimus Prime, seeing their ducks, butts and faces will make him fall off the straight path.
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