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User Sub 2015-Jan-12 Nintendo Employee Details Chris's Recent Video Game Purchases

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    The below comes from a Nintendo of America employee.


    Consoles registered:
    Nintendo 3DS x2
    Nintendo DS
    Nintendo DSi
    Nintendo DSi XL x2
    Wii U

    Currently has 585 interactions in his account, this could be many things, but each one is a purchase in some way. Full game, virtual console title, DLC, in-game purchase, etc. This has occurred over a span of 4.5 years. So roughly 150 payments a year. This is by far the most I've ever seen, and was a big flag determining that this was actually Chris.

    I'm fairly certain this can only be downloaded at the stadium, but he downloaded a 3DS app in 2013 that is exclusive for use in Safeco Field in Seattle. This occurred on 12/11/2013 at 7pm. It is likely that he took a trip? The app is "Nintendo Fan Network at Safeco Field"

    His 3DS is eligible for the Ambassador Program, meaning he bought it at or close to launch in 2011.

    Notible recent purchases:
    Pokemon Omega Ruby
    Pokemon Alpha Sapphire
    Sonic Boom (Wii U, Physical)
    Sonic Boom (3DS, digital)
    Hyrule Warriors
    Smash Bros (Wii U)
    Smash Bros (3DS)
    Captain Toad: Treasure Tracker
    Skylanders Trap Team
    Almost every recent high profile VC release (Bionic Commando: Elite Forces, Duck Hunt, Super Mario Bros. Deluxe, Pokemon Pinball: Ruby & Sapphire, Harvest Moon 3, many, many more)
    Pikmin Short Movies (3D)
    Pikmin Short Movies (HD) (This means he bought the same 3 movies on both systems for convenience sake, huge waste of money)
    Ultimate NES Remix (He also owns NES Remix 1 and 2 for the Wii U, I thought it was weird that he'd buy this one too)
    Multiple Nintendo 3DS themes

    SOME Notable strange/shovelware games for Chris to buy:
    Tekken 3D
    Wii Fit U
    Family Tennis 3D
    3D Solitaire
    Every single Anonymous Notes game
    Faceez! Monsters
    Every single "Learning with the PooYoos"
    Many Airport Mania titles
    Outdoor's Unleashed: Africa 3D
    Tokyo Crash Mobs
    Sweet Memories: Blackjack
    Pong Toss Pro - Frat Party Games
    Rock Zombie
    Arrow Time U
    Xtreme Sports
    Plain video Poker
    Poker Dice Solitaire Future
    Crazy construction
    Vegas Stakes
    Naruto: Powerful Shippuden
    Air Battle Hockey 3D
    Family Party: 30 Great Games Obstacle
    3D MahJong
    Little Inferno
    3D Game collection
    Every single Wii U Panorama View video. That's $2 each for cheap camera videos you watch on your Wii U

    If I wrote all of these out I would literally be here for hours. Most of his non-virtual console purchases are just complete shovelware garbage that he paid for.

    He honestly owns almost every single Virtual Console release for the Nintendo 3DS, as well as most of them for the Wii U. I have yet to find a single 3DS one that he does not own, from the ones at launch to every single one that comes out recently. This includes the 3D classics. That's an ABSURD amount of money.

    He bought every single mini game in Rusty's Real Deal Baseball.

    He purchases many virtual Console games many times over, including Wario's Woods, Soloman's Key, and Dr. Mario.

    He plays almost every single game demo available on the eShop. This includes games that Chris clearly has no interest in, such as FIFA 13 and Jay Z's NBA 13.

    Not unexpected, he owns every Sonic the Hedgehog game available on the 3DS and Wii U. As well as the DLC for Lost Worlds.

    There was a series of House M.D. games he purchased. I think they're point and click? But I find it strange that he purchased House games. They're called "Episode 1: Globetrotting" and "Episode 2: The Blue Meanie". I thought that was weird.

    That's pretty much all there is to report though. He owns almost every first party game on the 3DS and Wii U, including stuff like Style Savvy. Overall it's easy to tell that he's spent thousands and thousands of dollars on this over the last 4.5 years. He's the biggest account I've seen in the course of the months that I've been here.

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