Interests 2015-Jan-19 Kengle Trolls Chris With Blue Arms Purchase -

[Jackie Chin]

 

[CatParty]

Here he is with his smug trolling

 

[Le Bateleur]

Et tu, Kennay?

 

[He Sets Me On Fire]

Oh no! Chris is going to file for divorce for sure, I can just feel it!

 

[steelskin]

Okay I must be missing something or am very slow-in-da-mind but what does a Portuguese coin have to do with a Sonic comic?

EDIT: Oh there's another photo that goes with it.

 

[Morbid Boredom]

Here he is with his smug trolling

Oh, my stars and garters. What a slug.

 

[CatParty]

Okay I must be missing something or am very slow-in-da-mind but what does a Portuguese coin have to do with a Sonic comic?

Chris being the genius that he is commented about another photo on the coin photo

 

[Tookie]

The "Islam for Dummies" and "Koran for Dummies" books on Kengle's shelf are a nice touch.

 

[Apocalypso]

Here he is with his smug trolling

A slightly less autistic Chris from another dimension?

 

[Stud2Stud]

Chris being the genius that he is commented about another photo on the coin photo

Of course, he had to switch to another photo so the sensory overload doesn't distract him from putting Ken Kong in his place.

Seriously, "How Dare You?!!!" just cracks me up. Chris is the guy who owns the games and some merchandise he says he boycotts and KenKong can't even own a fricking comic book? Who am I kidding, "boycott" is Chris talk for "You are not allowed to enjoy it, but I can rationalize why owning it is still ok for me. No such luck for you, though."

 

[Wilhelm]

why does he always sperg in the morning?

edit: realized the timestamps said 9-11 hours. my bad

 

[Danzou]

Well, after all these fucking years of buildup, I'm glad Kengle finally got his.

 

[Pizza The Hutt]

All of Chris's Facebook friends are trolls, right? I can only imagine his feed is full of crap like this out to egg him on.

 

[Le Bateleur]

I was going to suggest Chris gets revenge by making slanderous mockeries of Kengel's creations, but...where would you start?

Spoiler

 

[Doctor Duke]

you unbelievable son of a bitch

 

[jemas42]

All of Chris's Facebook friends are trolls, right? I can only imagine his feed is full of crap like this out to egg him on.

Most of the people in the Sonic Facebook groups are weens, hence the incredibly weenish post from Gordon Taylor. All of Chris' actual FB friends appear to be either genuine or deep cover. And Kengle is genuine, which is just...sad.

Incidentally, the funniest part about this to me is that Chris commented on a completely different post. I hope every post Kengle makes for the next month has Chris in the comments going "How dare you!!??!?"

 

[Morbid Boredom]

I was going to suggest Chris gets revenge by making slanderous mockeries of Kengel's creations, but...where would you start?

Chris could just make a crude drawing of a gory execution. We get to laugh at a pathetic retort, a-loggers can say this is evidence for CWC's Hitlertude, and Chris lets off steam.
Everyone wins! Except Ken...
Everyone who matters wins!

 

[Positron]

Kengle has no spine; what he should have said is "so fucking what?! I don't need an ugly smelly tranny to tell me what I can or can't buy!"

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Kengle has no spine; what he should have said is "so fucking what?! I don't need an ugly smelly tranny to tell me what I can or can't buy!"

Or, indeed, to point out how much Chris has already spent on Sonic Boom and associated merchandise, not to mention the strong indications that he's watched the TV series.

 

[CatParty]

Kengle has no spine; what he should have said is "so fucking what?! I don't need an ugly smelly tranny to tell me what I can or can't buy!"

Kengle's only goal in life is to be friends with lolcows.