Additionally, Chris is completely horrible at recognizing faces. Androgyny confuses him, and all he's got to go on is "Long hair=Lady, Short hair=MALE".i do love hopping on the "chris is gay" train, but she doesn't look like a boy so much as a woman with early 90s power hair
I wonder if his fascination with female DJs was a thing before or after that "headphones on moobs" thing.