Interests [2016-09-27] Oh, Wait. I've got one more... - Chris (grown man) plays with his Toys

[Pepsi-Cola]

Archived: https://my.mixtape.moe/becljx.mp4

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

Dat shine.

 

[Darndirty]

This nigga is 34 years old.

 

[cumrobbery]

He looks like a neanderthal

 

[IV 445]

Fluttershy has seen some shit....

 

[Silvally]

the lack of Lulz is astounding

 

[CharlieBrowns]

Classic Red Skelton.

 

[Subconcious Offense]

Did you guys know there is a Transformer named "Chromedome?" That's all I can think about when I look at that scalp on Chris.

 

[InTheSidePocket]

This nigga is 34 years old.

I know four year old girls more badass than Chris.

 

[Aldora]

Should have kept Galvatron in his box, would have been added so much to his value(I mean on top of being owned by CWC, he would have been pricele$$)

 

[Miss Clair]

The average Clinton voter.

Honestly this is starting to get more sad than humorous. I don't follow Chris as much as I used to as it's just gotten a little depressing. As people have accurately pointed out, this man is 34. I say he's either put in some kind of group home or he rids himself of his misery.

I genuinely believe this is how our current establishment wants us to collectively end up. Dumb, self-centered, naive and autistic. Chris is the perfect sheep.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

The average Clinton voter.

Men that want to avoid responsibility and hide beneath a woman's apron

Chris looks more like a man each time we see him.

 

[Optimus Prime]

Archived: https://my.mixtape.moe/becljx.mp4

Jesus H Christ, somebody's been busy shopping online. Off to the left and of the toys I know Chris didn't have before, I can identify:

- Titans Return Leader Class Powermaster Optimus Prime (MSRP: $45+)
- Titans Return Deluxe Class Skullsmasher and Blurr (MSRP $15.99 ea. so $32 total)

So that's almost over $100 simply off to his side, plus the $25 for Galvatron, and this guy is begging for donations? Should I just go ahead an calculate the total expenditures of him buying the ENTIRE run of Titans Retun at retail to save us all some math time?

Oh, and in the back to the left of OPL's head is a row of four figures I think are also Transformers I do not recognize him having already had, but I can't identify them because the quality is so shit.

 

[Justlurkin]

I think this one should be fusionned with the other tardformer thread.

 

[Doc Cassidy]

What a performance! He made Patrick Stewart look like Pauly Shore!

 

[Suicidal Emo Panda]

Archived: https://my.mixtape.moe/becljx.mp4

With this Chris has truly become The God Emperor of Autism himself.

This nigga is 34 years old.

Exactly, and he still can't figure out why he can't get a boyfriendfree-girl whom he can make into a sweetheart.

 

[Picklepower]

All this great election based comedy, Chris is the new Leslie Jones.

 

[Ido]

All this great election based comedy, Chris is the new Leslie Jones.

Chris is an albino Harambe?

...I can see it.

 

[Pepe Toucher]

Chris doesn't deserve to be called a grown man.

 

[Apocalypso]

(plays moonlight sonata)