2016-Apr-15 - Phil captured in the wild buying cheese, literally -

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GamerGate Field Op #2556 (Codename: Burly White Male) captured this exclusive picture and wrote up a field report of the event.

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I found Phil at Trader Joes buying cheese. It's blurry but you can tell it's Phil, and this is definitely the cheese aisle at Trader Joe's. You can see a half cheese wheel to his companions right, this whole wall in that Trader Joes is cheese.

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He was with a companion of ambiguous tranny identity. I had just walked in when I spotted them almost immediately because Phil is, obviously, hard to miss. That's when I took this photo.
I went about my business, mostly buying produce, the produce section is unfortunately right in front of the cheese section. Him and his ambiguous companion were at the cheese section for at least five minutes, starting from when I walked in so possibly longer. At one point I saw him holding a brick of cheese in his hands and staring at it longingly, as though he was truly contemplating if he needed it or not. But I didn't really overhear anything they were saying. And no I'm not fucking joking, it was one of those 1lb cheese blocks. I don't think it was Mexican cheese, most of what I see there is European or US. I could probably figure out which one it was next time I'm there if anyone cares.

Anyway I went to buy booze and they went to a different section of the store. Phil seemed mostly quiet and I couldn't hear anything they were saying. They checked out while I was still shopping, and I could see them through the window loading groceries into a car (!)

tl;dr Phil is still fat and buying cheese and leeching off someone in Portland who has a car.
 

Taily Puff

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:story: now to figure out who the unidentified tranny is!

Eh. My guess is some misguided tranny that Phil is actively lying to to garner sympathy and support.

We could intervene. But at some point Phil is going to construct a lie so terrible that his new (CAR OWNING!) companion will realize nothing he says is true. At which point they'll pull over on a slow road, ask him to get out to check a tire, and speed away, never to be heard from again.
 
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