2016 HalalWeen Of The Year Election (WINNER: MrCkMongler) - First annual award for excellence in failtrolling.

[Flowers For Sonichu]

The nominees have been nominated and vetted for weenery. Here is the list:

@MrCKMongler had cybersex with ADF lol
@IslamicContent for camping outside Chris' house to stalk him and Barb
@Phil's Favorite Footlong for slicing a man open like a salmon while staring him in the eyes and also trying to ruse cruise the forum or something in an extremely autistic manner by using the alt @Weeping With Pity to praise himself. POWER WORD: Dusty Youngs
@MasterDisaster for being obsessed with interviewing people of interest that he harassed people and insulted my good friend @Brad Watson_Miami
@Bertram "hacked" strikerwolf's account and got caught because he forgot to log out before making a bunch of bertram tier shitposts. made multipe socks. posted his dick on the website under his alt @billy of the hills
@Wildchild for getting doxed and being involved in some tranny scam with @Typhoid Mary
@chimpburgers for hacking Terra Jones' twitter and not doing much other than following me

Feel free to plead your case as to why a certain member should win below. You're free to change your votes as you please.

Voting is open until Halloween. Winner, if presently banned, will be unbanned and get their own thread so you can explain in detail why you are better than them.

 

[*Asterisk*]

@Billy of Hills had the gall to steal @Weeny Tran's avatar and gimmick.

Come to think of it, have we ever seen those two in the same room?

I still don't understand what @The Autist Formerly Known as Dollarhuviya did to put himself on the level of @MrCKMongler had cybersex with ADF lol.

All that aside, I'm Team Wildchild all the way. I nominated that crazy tranny, and sHe might actually stand a chance of winning. What's not to love?

 

[An Ghost]

Dusting/weeping with pity for building up and talking about dusty on the forums forever before doing a big autistic reveal, being a huge lolcow himself, and asking if he can shill his kickstarter card game.
Old dusty post I saw today. Just remember: this poster is dusty himself

 

[Philosophy Zombie]

Afaik Dusty's real name is actually Gavin

If this is a serious poll then it's him pretty easily in terms of how he has affected business as usual. We got a lot of info about adf from the Weeping With Pity account and now that is all contested because now we know he is a fag who makes bullshit up and tries to help Isabel.

The funny thing about Dusty is that he could have played the long con forever and did very well at it for about a year, he was really successful at trolling the forum that way, he just busted himself by using the same fucking ip address on his "Phil's favorite footlong" account.

I think I'll vote chimpburgers anyway though I find it funnier personally.

 

[CatParty]

wildchild's actions when he got wrecked by his cow is the perfect example how not to react in that situation. especially when he got all shitty at null for it

 

[Betonova]

Anyone who parks outside the Chandler household for bird watching when Chris is an irrelevant meme now. @IslamicContent

 

[4Macie]

Dusty/weeping was so autisticly retarded that he has to win. Everyone else can be chalked up to bad decisions and the inability to handle their shit. Most of the people mentioned were reactive in nature; meaning their actions were a response to something someone else did or say (probably on these forums); or they just fucked up while hacking/harassing a member here... which isn't High Weeniery in my opinion. Dusty went full out and did this to himself. Literally came to us and sacrificed himself to the Autism. He literally had us where a lot of lolcows want us and he managed to completely fuck up on a massive scale. And he did all of it for attention and love from a forum dedicated to nothing but watching crazy people do crazy things. He's the ultimate ween.

He's got to win.

 

[Gazed too deep]

Dusty is the fatty cow who slaughtered himself on the altar of autism. My vote is 100% for him.

 

[Dr.Research]

Dusty is the fatty cow who slaughtered himself on the altar of autism. My vote is 100% for him.

Couldn't of said it better myself.

If there was a 2nd place that should go to @IslamicContent. Although I can't tell if winning second place in this contest is better or worse than first.

 

[JULAY]

IslamicContent. He was at 14 Branchland Court and didn't even try to kill Chris.

 

[Goofy Logic]

I propose the trophy be the word "JULAY" in 3d text.

 

[AA 102]

Chris is an irrelevant meme now

I disagree.

 

[Reshiram]

Is there any evidence that Islamic Content actually did go to the chandler household? All his "evidence" was found to be lifted from google image searches. I dunno, I think Islamic Content was more of a failed troll than a ween (unless there's evidence to prove otherwise)

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

Is there any evidence that Islamic Content actually did go to the chandler household? All his "evidence" was found to be lifted from google image searches. I dunno, I think Islamic Content was more of a failed troll than a ween (unless there's evidence to prove otherwise)

A ween, by nature, is a failed troll. If they succeeded at trolling, they wouldn't be a ween.

 

[MarineTrainedTard]

It's a tough call between Dusty and CKmongler IMO.

I don't actually know what happened with MasterDisaster but I think it'd be tough to top either of those two.

 

[Dr. Boe Jangles Esq.]

The award should go not to the most exceptional ween, but to the one who created the greatest ongoing embarrassment for the Farms. The weeniest, if you will.
Nobody created a shitstorm like @Wildchild. People either fucking hated him/her/whatever or would defend them to the death. The Typhoid Mary shit was just the icing on a particularly autistic cake.
My vote is for Wildchild, no contest.

 

[Darndirty]

Dude, mongler had cyber sex with adf just so he could come here and brag about being a troll..case closed. Phil jacked off to you and you encouraged it. And all for cool points from the board.

 

[HipstrsGonnaHip]

Winner, if presently banned, will be unbanned and get their own thread so you can explain in detail why you are better than them.

I was going to vote for Dusty but this seems like a fantastic reason to vote for Wildchild.

 

[Betonova]

I disagree.
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Then let's agree to disagree.

 

[Optimus Prime]

Dusty. Secretly Phil's greatest ally and managed to fuck it all up, with the added bonus that Phil still somehow didn't end up on top despite most information on him being thrown into question in the aftermath.