Translation: "I've not had several hundred lawyers reject me yet, but be prepared. I'll still post to reddits legal advice where everyone educated enough will subliminally call me a fucking idiot.".
Damn, son that was@Skylar Ittner
The requirement is a
Not a phone number! Not an email address! Not a P.O. Box! Where you fucking live so I can send a sheriff to your fucking house with my FUCKING counter GOD DAMN notification.
This isn't programming or web development. This is a legal complaint. This is what happens when you send legal complaints: I get send the Sheriff to dispose my counter notice, and until you give me your address and sign under penalty of perjury this is LARPing.
Honestly, the amount of cows who don't get that all they have to do is to just lay low for a few months until most followers get bored and move on. Admittedly some are never truly forgotten and will always be on the radar, like the horror cow Sick Nick, but in general don't do anything interesting and people will lose interest. Granted that for a hell of younger people, what happens online is just as important as IRL because culture, but once someone hits their mid twenties and hasn't got a severe mental illness, they have it coming. In the heyday of Encyclopedia Dramatica I was very much into the otherkin shit, read a lot about it etc. A couple years back I got curious about one of the main offenders who'd suddenly disappeared. It wasn't particularly hard to track her down. It took me a couple of days but my sleuthing skills are shit. She's been keeping a blog and posts a lot of artwork, but it's immediately clear that she's severely schizophrenic and when she breaks the results are spectacular. But by way of coincidence when I found her she'd not long made a post about how upset she was that no one online would accept that she'd changed and that her infamy lives on. Well, since then I've been quietly checking in from time to time, and while her bouts of psychosis are spectacular, even she has enough wits to keep it to her blog and pretty much stays off the radarWhen will spergs learn? *cough* *cough*
Nah I've been on r/legaladvice long enough. They don't do it subliminally. They just straight up call you a dumbass to your face.I'll still post to reddits legal advice where everyone educated enough will subliminally call me a fucking idiot.".
I missed this on the first pass. That's hilarious. It's funny to watch this fat faced nerd try to be clever with this shit.using Disposition-Notification-To to try and get a notification when i open the email to prove servicing (lol)
It's like, he's stupid, but he's just aware enough that emailing his address to Null will end badly for him.skylar if you wanna post a distraction phone number at least use a good one like your mom barb's 417-436-2351
Like Null said, proper service involves physically putting this shit in someone's hands. If he can demonstrate to a judge that he has spent months putting forth effort to do that, he can make a motion for alternate means of service which usually involves registered mail or publishing a notice in a local newspaper. I'm not sure electronic service can be used anywhere in the US unless the defendant has opted into it.This isn't the UK. Servicing here has to actually be provable. I'm not a lawyer, but I can't imagine an optional header in an email message would persuade a judge in the US.
I think he just thinks he can bluff his way through life. If you threaten someone with G*D on your side you'll win every time without even doing anything.It's like, he's stupid, but he's just aware enough that emailing his address to Null will end badly for him.
Too bad he didn't think about how badly it would end sending this notification to Null in the first place. Or responding to his thread. Or going on a crusade against his school after they kicked him out. Or putting up those flyers and being a shitbird to the staff who had enough of his whining and kicked him out...
Man, it's a good thing he's too egotistical to recognize that he's the number one source of every one of his problems, because I imagine if he did figure that out, he'd have a complete psychological breakdown because he has the emotional fortitude of a six-year-old billionaire heiress that got the wrong color pony for her birthday.
...This is official notice...