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2017-12-01 - Floyd Davis Budge: [autistic screeching]

Discussion in 'Take that off the god damn Internet!' started by Null, Dec 1, 2017.

  1. tbh I never messed with someone with austuism
     
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  2. It's hard to tell because this entire email is comedy gold but I think I picked out the best lines to put in the random.txt since the whole thing would be too long to fit and these are nice sized snips.
     
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  3. Furfag Mongoloid used Impotent Rage. It was ineffective.
     
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  4. i personally think he made a convincing argument and we should consider his demands tbh
     
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  5. This makes too much sense.
     
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  6. He also needs to learn how to spell, use proper grammar, and form coherent, non run on sentences so that the people who have a higher IQ than him can understand the point he's trying to make.
     
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  7. A typewriter being flung down a flight of stairs could produce something more coherent.

    "Learning disability" indeed.
     
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  9. clisten chanrerr
     
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  10. "rember when you messed with somone with austusim"

    Just for that edge lord shit, I'm calling all autistic people exceptional.
     
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  11. Okay that's just kinda sad tbh.

    edit: (I wonder if this is one of those cows like Dr. Evangalist His Royal Highness McKim Sr. where you start by thinking he's just some poor exceptional guy and then later find out he's actually a gigantic asshole that happens to be exceptional)
     
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  12. Maybe he should show the cops his professional skills, that way they will know about the absolute winner they're dealing with and will sure be eager to help him!!!!

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    I mean, a valuable member of society like him should not be target of internet mockery, since internet is serious bussiness and all activity will be backtraced and the perpetrators dun goofed
     
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  13. MISGENDERING, REEEEEEE

    Good to know that he speaks about as well as he writes. Why does he think Chris can help him?

    What a dipshit.
     
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  14. What is austuism? Is it like Buddhism but instead of finding inner peace, it's about tard raging as much as possible?
     
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  15. I think he may be legit special needs, not in a mocking kind of way mind you, like I legit think he had a handler in elementary school and had to be prevented from eating crayons kind of special needs.

    In the old country we would put the retarded in the middle of the desert to die as a mercy killing, but some of the more progressive comrades would put them in cages and hang them outside the door.
     
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  16. Sounds like the religion of Chris.
     
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  17. I had to double check his thread to make sure he wasn't twelve years old or something with writing that atrocious.
     
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