2017's 1st Non-Annual Detractor Awards - okay there's just one award

[Lurkette]

and that award is "most dastardly fiend" for detracting from phillip's legitimate working schedule and financial gain

 

[Dirt McGirt]

Where's the DarksydePhil option?

 

[Ol' Slag]

No Almighty Tevin option?

Kahmon dood.

 

[Lurkette]

Where's the DarksydePhil option?

how dare you, nothing is ever his fault! he is the purest, sweetest lamb, whom the universe has unjustly lambasted with such cruel atrocities as claiming he paid for a hooker and making him pay taxes for his not-business business

sixth from the bottom, i made a typo though

No Almighty Tevin option?

Kahmon dood.

i ran out of options okay *snort*

 

[Ol' Slag]

how dare you, nothing is ever his fault! he is the purest, sweetest lamb, whom the universe has unjustly lambasted with such cruel atrocities as claiming he paid for a hooker and making him pay taxes for his not-business business

sixth from the bottom, i made a typo though


i ran out of options okay *snort*

Whothefuck is eddyb43?

 

[Lurkette]

Whothefuck is eddyb43?

@EddyB43

he documents the financials of DSP, like what tips/cheers he's gotten in a stream and how his patreon is flucuating

 

[Dirt McGirt]

how dare you, nothing is ever his fault! he is the purest, sweetest lamb, whom the universe has unjustly lambasted with such cruel atrocities as claiming he paid for a hooker and making him pay taxes for his not-business business

sixth from the bottom, i made a typo though

KAHMON DOOD! HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT YOU AMATEUR POLL DEV!

Gotta admit it's a bit clever, but I think most will think the option is for some random detractor.

 

[DarkSydePundit]

I can‘t find myself on the list?!?!?!?!!

 

[Kermit the Frog]

YouTube
Leanna
Kiwi Farms
Snort Burnell
Pilihp Llenrub (i.e. Phil himself)

 

[Anightinchristine]

I'm shocked that Mystery Woman isn't up there.

 

[Near]

Youtube - for denying him precious shekels through adpocalypse
Machinima - for dropping his greedy ass
Laveria - for proving how little fucking research he's willing to do when he's promised money and special treatment
Nintendo - for denying him shekels
Kiwifarms - for being the best platform to laugh at this idiot