2018-04-10 - Campaign Email: "Are you seeing this Zuckerberg testimony?" -

[Null]

Hey, this isn't really a political email. But, I'm watching Zuckerberg testify on the Cambridge Analytica scandal, and I had to send all of you some thoughts.

It is profoundly embarrassing to me how little congress understands about this. It's clear from the questions, they don't understand digital advertising. They don't understand how this data theft threatens our democracy. They don't understand their role in creating this mess.

There are never, ever going to fix this because they don't understand enough to wonder about what they don't understand.

I wish I had some grander point here, except I am going to work twice as hard to win my election after this. If we don't regulate what Facebook is doing, our democracy can't function.

There's no marketing person sending you this email - it's me. If you have questions or comments - feel free to write back. I'll do my best to answer.

In the meantime, I hope you won't mind me reminding you, I cannot win this race without your help. We're going to have fantastic news soon about us getting on the ballot, our electoral strategy and our exciting new election strategy.

If you can, I hope you'll hit the button and support us.
Support our campaign here
All the best,
Bri

 

[Bassomatic]

Tl;dr
Zuckerberg has more money than me but I'm better so like give me money.

I swear Wu can make anything at all about him and then beg about it.

 

[Audit_The_Autist]

I think the best part of this is that she's asking Null, of all people, to give her money.

 

[AF 802]

But will you give her money? She needs money.

 

[AprilRains]

But will you give her money? She needs money.

Will you live up to your name and give her the D? She needs that too.

 

[Sylvie Paula Paula]

"This isn't a political email, BUT... you should totes vote for me!"

 

[Coconut Gun]

Shouldn't he be focusing on getting on the ballot?

 

[The Manglement]

How profoundly embarrassing to attempt to run for political office under the 'I'm totes a techie' platform, and lack the technical skill to purge Null from your mailing list.

 

[Henry Bemis]

How profoundly embarrassing to attempt to run for political office under the 'I'm totes a techie' platform, and lack the technical skill to purge Null from your mailing list.

Greta had more technical expertise on how to purge Null, and that was with a crossbow.

 

[RG 448]

I didn’t know KF itself was subscribed to her campaign e-mails and I find that extremely funny.

“Wassup playas, this is Briana Wu ready to crackasize!”

 

[Asperchewy]

I have a feeling Grindr got this email too.

 

[Sissy Galvez]

Has John ever specified what regulations he would try to pass on social media platforms? I’m guessing, regulate speech so that no one can say John Flynt cut off his dick and changed his name to Brianna Wu and is running for Congress in Massachusetts.

 

[Uncle Warren]

Will you live up to your name and give her the D? She needs that too.

She already has one though.

 

[Bassomatic]

Has John ever specified what regulations he would try to pass on social media platforms? I’m guessing, regulate speech so that no one can say John Flynt cut off his dick and changed his name to Brianna Wu and is running for Congress in Massachusetts.

No John never expands on it. Now to be fair almost everyone in politics plays this game, see problem oh I'll fix it!
When ask how they go on the attack of "why don't you want this fixed?" It's a trick Wu has been using for a long ass time. He's got no ideas other than yell something I think people will like to hear.

She already has one though.

Had one.. had.

 

[DumbDosh]

"omg congress totally doesn't understand technology"
- emailed out to the head of the forum that has a subforum dedicated to making fun of her

Thank you godzilla of tech.

 

[InLivingTuna]

I desperately wish this was sent to Null specifically. I know that's not what happened but wouldn't it be great if it was?

 

[ZKWNordman]

What time did the email arrive. Brianna was supposedly in another town speaking at 7 pm.

 

[break these cuffs]

Shouldn't he be focusing on getting on the ballot?

Warren and Mystery Man are totes on that. I can't wait until the signatures get challenged. John will screech about how they're doing it because he's a woman, when they are in fact treating him like they would anyone else. He may actually be counting on that.

I got on the ballot, but these big time Washington fat cats are so afraid what I would do they sent their jewish slimey lawyers to take me to court in order to keep me out! Also, because I'm a woman. If you'd like to book me for any television or speaking appearances, please talk to my agent Natalie. She is not a short Asian man who can't close his mouth.

 

[Takayuki Yagami]

Forgive me for being obtuse, but what makes her think Zuckerburg came out of that looking any better than the congressmen? He’s the same autistic goon as always, and admitting that you track people that actively don’t use your service is a hell of a thing to do.

 

[PantsFreeZone]

You have to appreciate the fact that he admits that since they get so few replies, he has the time to respond personally to every email.