Wew look at them bra-straps. They had to make sure the farms knew she wasn't wearing lingerie this time
- She downloaded the Audible App, was going to get the new Stephen King book but didn't because she saw some peepul didn't like it. Hasn't watched or read anything from Stephen King 'in a while', can't seem to name any of his work.
- She used to take classes in college on 'Drawing and Photoshop'. She likes to write 'random stories'. Those are all her hobbies besides gaming.
- She has never played Runescape.
- Her favorite pasta is Rigatoni.
- Doesn't like clowns(Said unironically while sitting next to Dave) Though she laughs at all Dave's clown antics.
- They are in agreement they don't want children(Halleluiah). Dave goes on a rant about how expensive they are. Might get a pet instead.
- She doesn't think Phil has any free time to exercise. "We barely see each other because he's working. It sucks, but whatever." Her favorite exercise? "I like to do everything."
- She used to drink a Monster Energy drink everyday.
- Kat and Dave do not play video games together.
- Was asked her opinion on Resident Evil: The Final Chapter. She made Dave watch it. Wanted Dave to say his opinion first. Dave didn't think it was good, he thought it was alright. She did not offer her opinion.
- Asked 'What's the craziest thing you've done at a party?" Says "I've never even been into parties," sounds suspiciously like she said 'I've never been in a party' on first listen.
- Last night Dave farted and she started spraying "perfume" around. Dave says, "She's been very good about my general bodily behaviors and fuctions." What a romantic Dave is.
- She doesn't want to be in Dave's stream all the time because 'Trolls call her names'.
- Dave is very touchy about his goatee being called 'patchy'. Says, 'IT'S NAHT PATCHY! I'M GETTING OLD, THEY ARE WHITE HAIRS AND BECAUSE OF MY CAMERA IT LOOKS PATCHY." How dare you nudnigs slander Dave's immaculate goatee that definitely isn't hiding his jowls.
- Kat loves cats and has had many cats throughout her whole life. (Cats live like 14 years. What the fuck happened to all these cats?)
- She likes dancing. Has no Dance training. Goes silent when prompted to elaborate.
- Asked what the biggest piece of trash game ever is. Says 'No Man's Sky' (I swear this girl is some sort of pod-person, or she has some type of mutant Alzheimer's where all her memories reset every 4 years) she then thinks really hard while Dave is ranting about his history of trashing games and says 'The Order 1886', Dave then tells her why she's wrong like an absolute Chad.
- Someone asks, "Isn't this 'Ask The King & Queen' and not an IRL stream?" Dave then explains how sitting on the couch answering questions for quarters IS real life and talks shit about people who actually do activities for them.
- Was watchng Dave's original P5 playthrough because she was playing it too. She never finished it and would never go back to it.
- She does not care about the World Cup.
- Really enjoyed doing YouTube and Twitch. Says she had to stop because @neger psykolog found her channels, she definitely didn't stop 9 months previously because Dave spouted paraniod detractor rants at her to make her stop. Thinks about doing an Overwatch stream on Twitch.
- Twitch user ob1kenobi434 says, 'I agree with Kat. Trolls are rude and mean, and when the trolls who you(DSP) are rude to me, I was streaming, it really hurts you inside.' Definitely don't go to his streamchat and start talking about all the mean things people say to you about your own lazy eye and how bad that makes you feel
it definitely won't be funny. I'm sirius, stahp it. I'm sirius. Stahp.
- Dave had a 'leg spasm' on his way back from the doctor from being diagnosed with 'what's wrong with his back'. Hasn't driven on a highway since. Calls legitimately being afraid he would careen off the highway and die because he couldn't work the pedals an Anxiety Attack(Unclear how this would have caused him to steer off the highway or do anything other than gradually slow down). Wonders if he still has highway driving related Anxiety Attacks(He's never had one to begin with).
- Kat has had 'Full Blown Panic Attacks'. "It really feels like you're going to die."
- Asked if she was big into any other shows besides 'The Walking Dead'(She's mad they're killing characters she likes so didn't watch season
. Lots of silence, then says they are older like 'The Office', doesn't own them now but did own the seasons on DVD. (What happened to this girl? Did she have to sell her favorite show for bread? Was she evicted prior to her last place kicking her out and lost all her possessions?)
- It's been too long since she's watched 'The Matrix' triilogy for her to have an opinion on them(mutant Alzheimer's confirmed). Dave rants about them, says the ending was shit, they are exciting entertainment not meant to be taken seriously with your deeper thinking suspended because you will be so confused you're not going to get it. Kat can't remember anything about them.
- Her favorite Overwatch hero is 'the new one, Hammond the Hamster'. She plays a few different characters and can't name just one. D.Va favorite Tank, & Moira favorite Support. Used to play Symmetra, she's 'completely different' now so she doesn't play her. Says of the Symmetra changes, 'It's cool, I like it, but I don't like it. I don't know.'
- Austmink cheered for derich to ask 'Last night my mom & dad were constantly fighting & shouting. I was very tired. When you were little did your parents ever have fights?' Dave says they did and mentions a generic word salad about parents fighting. Dave doesn't give Kat any prompt to add anything. Kat get's a thousand yard hurt looking stare when Dave says, 'Sometimes parents break-up. . .and it sucks that some kids get put inbetween and have to go through that,' to which Kat adds 'Yeah'.
- Dave refuses to discuss Pro-Wrestling on stream. Probably due to how much of a closeted homosexual he looks like doing so. Says his finishing move would be 'A huge anal blast or something'.
Now no one has to watch it. There are 8 ads on the video. Dave didn't even have streamchat open for the first half-hour. Neither Dave or Kat ever interacted with streamchat. Dave's bald spot is visible even with his hair combed over it.
I think we can call her Doormat Kat.
The stream earned DSP $97 in tips
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