2018-07-29 New Kat Lore -

[James Smith]

Someone contacted Tevin with a bunch of Kat lore:

EDIT: It's quite obviously Kat's ex-boyfriend. Right off the bat, Kat and DSP were in a relationship while she was still dating and living with this guy; when he found out he kicked her out.

Spoiler: Screenshots mentioned

 

[Tanti-Fanti]

WELP.

 

[OneDaySon]

God Damn, with DSP its like everything happens at once for like 2 weeks, then we have a month and a half of nothing, then 2 weeks of madness, one thing after the other and so on.

 

[James Smith]

You are allowed to shitpost in this thread. That is all. (no point fighting it, I'll update the OP as we go.)

Ah looks like that's pretty much it. She was using her last boyfriend financially, cheated on him with DSP, and he kicked her out. That's when she started needing a place to stay and ultimately moved in with DSP.

 

[DoubleBored]

 

[Draza]

Kat the dirty slut. She's equally as worse as Dave Benett.

 

[Tanti-Fanti]

God Damn, with DSP its like everything happens at once for like 2 weeks, then we have a month and a half of nothing, then 2 weeks of madness, one thing after the other and so on.

DSP always finds a way. He's now officially a homewrecker. I figured Kat would have something up with her, but the fact she's in it for the money makes things more interesting.

 

[Near]

Phil isn't any stranger to living under a roof with a gold digger. So figures he's feeling right at home.

Though imagine throwing away your relationship for fucking DSP. Guess he really did show her those views lol

 

[Equinox_]

Ah looks like that's pretty much it. She was using her last boyfriend financially, cheated on him with DSP, and he kicked her out. That's when she started needing a place to stay and ultimately moved in with DSP.

Guess Dave is making more money than the ex so she had to jump ship to the next sugar daddy

 

[OneDaySon]

I can't believe that Phil was the Chad all along.

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

Well with the monkey branching she did, I'd expect her to do it with Dave at some point.

 

[TheKatIsNowGone]

Phil isn't any stranger to living under a roof with a gold digger. So figures he's feeling right at home.

Though imagine throwing away your relationship for fucking DSP.

It's almost like a gold digger cautionary tale, she gets with Phil right as he starts loosing massive amounts of cash. Jump from a guy who does banking shit to a full time streamer, smart move Kat. Maybe she really does love him.

 

[ZB 584]

I can't even imagine Subaru Man if Kat felt compelled to cheat on him with Dave.

 

[Kermit the Frog]

lmao getting cucked by Phil, how embarrassing

 

[DoubleBored]

lmao getting cucked by Phil, how embarrassing

Nothing he could do, life has bugged mechanics.

 

[Kosher Dill]

I can't believe that Phil was the Chad all along.

It's time to change the forum title back to "Chad Burnell".

 

[Protege of Puretide]

Chad Burnell: A Tale of soulmaids, tax attorneys, Subarus and a handicapped army of paypigs

 

[Ruthless54]

this the guy who forced kat to watch marvel movies?

 

[OneDaySon]

this the guy who forced kat to watch marvel movies?

Yeah. Marvel movies confirmed for relationship killer.
But remember, Phil doesn't like Marvel movies now and its NOT cause Kat doesn't like them! It JUST so happens he feels they're all the same now, he's just magically lost interest and doesn't think they're that good! NOTHING to do with Kat hating Marvel movies cause of her ex to the point it drove her away.

 

[Jotaro]

Khet's a gold digging opportunist? huuuuuuh? you mean they aren't actually soulmates? I am absolutely shocked. Wau dood.

DSP will find himself in the same situation in the near future. I wonder if DSP knew the full story though and willingly cucked someone, what a chad. Guess we'll probably never know.

Khet's probably already lining up potential Dave replacements during her daily Gym escapades.