Separate names with a comma.
Discussion in 'Take that off the god damn Internet!' started by Null, Nov 3, 2018.
YOU FUCKING LIAR. I AM THE ALIEN HERE. HAVE YOU LOOKED AT MY AVATAR?
BIG, BLACK DICK. That's what.
OOOH, YOUTUBE STAR WARDAWG, PLEASE HACK MY MAINFRAME!!!
Is this even a takedown notice? Or some sort of attempt at alien communication?
Spoiler: BIG PIC
This nigga sounds cripplingly autistic.
THAT NIGGA WARDAWG REALLY BE OUT HERE...
And that was a mistake
Will they? It's like a gamble on a mystery box.
Guys, everyone's heard of Wardawg, obviously. The man has more subs than pewdiepie. We better not fuck with him.
His writing is like if Chris Chan were a schizo on top of all his other problems he refuses to treat.
The man is probably an alien probe that crashed into Brazil after a nasty entry into the atmosphere. The damage scrambled its positronic brain but it still has enough of its base programming left to try and initiate first contact with the leadership of humanity. Unfortunately it's logic engines are totally fried and it had concluded that kiwifarms is the government of man and null moon is glorious leader.
You should respond carefully Null. First contact with aliens is no joke.
The fuck it isn't. The best Roswell story I ever heard alleged that the first soldier to approach the dying, shipwrecked alien saw that it was clutching a box, so he hit it with the butt of his rifle to get it to let go. I always imagined him gritting out: "Welcome to Earth."
Would someone make up stuff like this? Obviously not.
Who's this guy again? My brain shut itself off at the OP due to CAPS overload.
Is there a thread on this weirdo yet?
I just watched part of Null's stream going through his videos. His insane rapping, use of drugs, grimy lifestyle, and use of technology remind me exactly of Death Grips.
I went to high school with this guy, he would have been class of 2009 or 2010. Hes gained a ton of weight but that's about all that's changed. He was definitely this fucked back then. He was pretty known for having long conversations with himself on his facebook wall playing both sides of the conversation and with the same kinda shitty rap lyrics. I don't remember him being into drugs back then but that town was a hippie shit hole so it wouldn't surprise me.
I've read through the OP twice now and can't figure out what the CRUCIAL INFORMATION is. Plz send help kthxbi.
This becomes even funnier if you read it in fedsmoker's voice.