YOU FUCKING LIAR. I AM THE ALIEN HERE. HAVE YOU LOOKED AT MY AVATAR?
The fuck it isn't. The best Roswell story I ever heard alleged that the first soldier to approach the dying, shipwrecked alien saw that it was clutching a box, so he hit it with the butt of his rifle to get it to let go. I always imagined him gritting out: "Welcome to Earth."First contact with aliens is no joke.