Lawsuit 2018-12-12 - Melinda Leigh Scott v. Andrew Carlson, Joshua Moon, Sherod DeGrippo

If at first you don't succeed, try try again.

Melinda Leigh Scott, serial vexatious litigant, who has tried and failed on three (3!) separate occasions to sue myself or the Kiwi Farms, has failed for a fourth time. She remains the only person to push paperwork my way in court and has singlehandedly made me a contender for a Guinness World Record in "defendant who won the most lawsuits without ever being made aware of them until after the fact".

Here's a summation of her "statements of fact".

Section (a), "It had a tab called 'information about her past' which alleged male names the Plaintiff supposedly had sexual encounters with."
This is on the first paragraph and fails. Because of the with->which typo, I assumed she was saying @xtamarlover was an "alleged male", when really, she's just a sloppy shitty writer who can't proof read her own fucking lawsuits.

Entire section (b) is tripe. She's complaining about co-Defendant making videos doxxxxxing her, which she received remediation for in the form of a restraining order. There's no reason to include this information because he didn't violate his restraining order and she's not using it to support a legal argument.

Section (c) is just baseless, useless speculation that Andrew did knowingly do a naughty at a time which he musn't, but doesn't have a way to prove that.

Section (d) claims that doxxxxxxxxing violates the fourth amendment.

The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no Warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by Oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized.

Friendly reminder that the Kiwi Farms is not a government organization, yet, and even your Social Security Number can be republished by private parties. See? This isn't illegal.


Section (e) just claims Andrew Carlson lied about her being a SLUT WHORE even though her having like a dozen husbands by age 30 would make that statement a fact.


Ok, Section (g) is about me.



As we've established, the Fourth Amendment of the U.S. Constitution only protects you from unlawful government intrusion, not from private citizens (and companies) from making fun of you or doxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxing you.

It's also worth mentioning that she's messing up really bad by not clarifying if she's suing me, Joshua Conner Moon of Pensacola, Florida, or Lolcow, LLC, an upstanding LLC from the same state.

(xiv) claims that she's a part of some sort of faggoty anti-doxxxing law or something but it's Virginia code so go fuck yourself. The only thing in Virginia I care about is my boy Christine.


Oh boy, we're in the laugh zone now.


And a final kicker.


That's right. Sherod DeGrippo. Who wasn't named in the header of the lawsuit and who hasn't ran ED in fucking years.


lol no


my big brain nibba Judge Jones back in the house to patrol this thot

 

What tipped you off?

 

Did you watch the stream at all? I'm very smug that I predicted a lot of what the judge would say.