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Lawsuit 2018-12-12 - Melinda Leigh Scott v. Andrew Carlson, Joshua Moon, Sherod DeGrippo

Discussion in 'Take that off the god damn Internet!' started by Null, Dec 14, 2018.

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  1. If at first you don't succeed, try try again.



    Melinda Leigh Scott, serial vexatious litigant, who has tried and failed on three (3!) separate occasions to sue myself or the Kiwi Farms, has failed for a fourth time. She remains the only person to push paperwork my way in court and has singlehandedly made me a contender for a Guinness World Record in "defendant who won the most lawsuits without ever being made aware of them until after the fact".

    Here's a summation of her "statements of fact".

    Section (a), "It had a tab called 'information about her past' which alleged male names the Plaintiff supposedly had sexual encounters with."
    This is on the first paragraph and fails. Because of the with->which typo, I assumed she was saying @xtamarlover was an "alleged male", when really, she's just a sloppy shitty writer who can't proof read her own fucking lawsuits.

    Entire section (b) is tripe. She's complaining about co-Defendant making videos doxxxxxing her, which she received remediation for in the form of a restraining order. There's no reason to include this information because he didn't violate his restraining order and she's not using it to support a legal argument.

    Section (c) is just baseless, useless speculation that Andrew did knowingly do a naughty at a time which he musn't, but doesn't have a way to prove that.

    Section (d) claims that doxxxxxxxxing violates the fourth amendment.

    The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no Warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by Oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized.

    Friendly reminder that the Kiwi Farms is not a government organization, yet, and even your Social Security Number can be republished by private parties. See? This isn't illegal.
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    Section (e) just claims Andrew Carlson lied about her being a SLUT WHORE even though her having like a dozen husbands by age 30 would make that statement a fact.


    Ok, Section (g) is about me.

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    As we've established, the Fourth Amendment of the U.S. Constitution only protects you from unlawful government intrusion, not from private citizens (and companies) from making fun of you or doxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxing you.

    It's also worth mentioning that she's messing up really bad by not clarifying if she's suing me, Joshua Conner Moon of Pensacola, Florida, or Lolcow, LLC, an upstanding LLC from the same state.

    (xiv) claims that she's a part of some sort of faggoty anti-doxxxing law or something but it's Virginia code so go fuck yourself. The only thing in Virginia I care about is my boy Christine.


    Oh boy, we're in the laugh zone now.
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    And a final kicker.
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    That's right. Sherod DeGrippo. Who wasn't named in the header of the lawsuit and who hasn't ran ED in fucking years.

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    lol no


    my big brain nibba Judge Jones back in the house to patrol this thot
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    #1 Null, Dec 14, 2018
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  2. Fift times a charm right?
     
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  3. >Sherod DeGrippo
    is that the fat ex admin girl of ED who tried (and failed) to sell out the site for shekels a few years ago?
     
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  4. Reading “gigantic whore” and “kike” on a fucking court document is hilarious
     
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    #4 Konover, Dec 14, 2018
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  5. That is indeed her yes.
     
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  6. God, the full documents are hilarious. Several new candidates for random.txt, imo.
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  7. Footnote on the first page of the dismissal:
    Oof.
     
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  8. I get the impression this judge is sick and tired of this loon filing demented nonsense.
     
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  9. What tipped you off?
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  10. My favorite part is that, "she changes husbands like she changes panties" is now on an official legal court document.
    :story:
     
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  11. That footnote and the fact that the judge waived paying the filing fees just to throw the case out instantly.
     
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  12. Shit, between this and chat, I can't figure out what I read where, but what's with Lolcow being a FL LLC? Sunbiz shows Lolcow administratively dissolved. ???
     
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  13. More like, "If you're too goddamed stupid to understand why you failed the first time, try, try again."

    So her complaint was dismissed for failure to state a claim?

    Kiwis, I think we've found the right woman for Russell Greer.
     
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  14. This would be both admirable and enduring if it wasn't so pointless.
     
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  15. I'm the international audience.

    I'm pleased to learn that we're getting millions of hits a day, though.
     
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  16. Eh, filing fees shouldn't matter too much. What is curious is that the court is essentially ruling on a motion to dismiss that nobody filed. The court certainly has to review for jurisdiction, but this goes beyond that. A motion to dismiss for failure to state a cause of action, rule 12(b)(6), is a defense challenge. I don't think the court can, essentially, file it on behalf of a defendant. Look at the order carefully. There is squat reciting why the court is ruling on this.

    Then again, federal judges tend to have it their way. Wonder why he didn't dismiss with prejudice? On any of the three previous filings! I guess he's being overly cautious. Hell, he's practically telling her what she's doing wrong. I hate when judges coddle these nimrods. If you aren't smart enough to get an attorney to draft it for you, just fuck right off! Oh well, it's good for a laugh, and I'm sure he'll eventually enter an order holding her in contempt if she re-files the same crap.
     
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  17. You know, if Russell Greer really wanted to find precedent for his situations and not just abuse unrelated caselaw, he could basically substitute his name here for the plaintiff and read the document to himself.
     
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  18. For God's sake, this is just sad now. Mr and Mrs Jewrrito should just realise that aren't going to win this and do something important like raising the kids
     
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  19. A court can do a lot on its own motion. It just usually doesn't. It's treating the case like pro se prisoner litigant cases often get treated, although there's a specific authorizing statute (Prison Litigation Reform Act) for those kinds of dismissals.
     
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  20. Did you watch the stream at all? I'm very smug that I predicted a lot of what the judge would say.
     
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